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naked__cleaner
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
0 miles · Cambridgeshire

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Quote by hotrod39
If I was the owner of a Sex Shop, what single item would you want to buy from me ?

Sex toy cleaner of course! lol
From what the SH ladies say, it had better be industrial strength... unless they're all mouth and trousers...
...sorry, that should read, 'all mouth and knickers'... smile
We have all cleaners for ALL types of sex toy lol
Quote by Serendipity
If I was the owner of a Sex Shop, what single item would you want to buy from me ?

Sex toy cleaner of course! lol
They are on special offer this week :lol:
Quote by PoloLady
so people are only interested in buying condoms?

No - I told you I get mine free smile
is there nothing in my Sex Shop that interests you?
Apart from me, of course
Quote by PoloLady
Will you sell pina colada flavour Dickalicious?
Mine has oozed out in the bottome of my condom bag mad

PL, we have ALL kinds of flavours, next time you are in you can try a few ....... as a special customer
Quote by lovejoy68
cant say i have but i love marmite biggrin :D

Have you tried the Treacle ones ???
Quote by lovejoy68
I will have you know in the last bag-full I swiped I have:
Flavours... Vanilla, banana, chocolate, blueberry, strawberry.
Shapes... ribbed, sensations (nobbly)
Styles... extra safe, performa, tingle, ultra light, natural, pleasure max
Makes... Durex, Mates, pasante.

:shock: :shock: are we gonna have sex or are we just having a banquet ?? :shock: :shock:
how can you have a banquet without marmite flavoured ones lol
Have you tasted the marmite ones ????
Quote by PoloLady
I will have you know in the last bag-full I swiped I have:
Flavours... Vanilla, banana, chocolate, blueberry, strawberry.
Shapes... ribbed, sensations (nobbly)
Styles... extra safe, performa, tingle, ultra light, natural, pleasure max
Makes... Durex, Mates, pasante.

You been nicking them from my shop ?
Next time you in my shop, will take payment in kind !!!
Bugger-off, I told you they are from the NHS!
How rude !!!
Quote by PoloLady
I will have you know in the last bag-full I swiped I have:
Flavours... Vanilla, banana, chocolate, blueberry, strawberry.
Shapes... ribbed, sensations (nobbly)
Styles... extra safe, performa, tingle, ultra light, natural, pleasure max
Makes... Durex, Mates, pasante.

You been nicking them from my shop ?
Next time you in my shop, will take payment in kind !!!
Quote by lovejoy68
well we have the condoms sorted-ish nobody has mentioned the marmite flavoured ones wink biggrin
as for me i would like to buy a swing as long as my ceiling will support it as ive always wanted one :D :swingingchair: this is the closest emoticon i could find but you know the ones i mean :D :D

We have swings and the attachments
All are safety approved
And can take weights up to a Ton
NC slinks in, and hands out flyers about his Sex Shop
Hope the barkeep doesn't throw me out
Quote by super_nova
err...condom?
not very witty...but essential non the less rolleyes
lol

Condom?
Singular?
they come in packs of 50 in my shop !!!
They come free from the NHS lol
hmmm...but are they ribbed! confused:
Sure, come and check them out
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
the deeds lol

It would cost you loads thoughlook if you a naked cleaner you must be skint having no cloths so i will catch you the week after you spent your giro :lol:
Because I am always naked, i have no need to spend money on clothes, therefore i have saved LOADS over the years, so ..... not skint, but loadedso you put ya money in a bum bag :lol:
Bum bags are so old hat
Nah, my dosh is safely invested
Quote by PoloLady
err...condom?
not very witty...but essential non the less rolleyes
lol

Condom?
Singular?
they come in packs of 50 in my shop !!!
They come free from the NHS lol
Hi PL
yeah but the NHS ones are so boring, I have all shapes, sizes and flavours in my shop
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
the deeds lol

It would cost you loads thoughlook if you a naked cleaner you must be skint having no cloths so i will catch you the week after you spent your giro :lol:
Because I am always naked, i have no need to spend money on clothes, therefore i have saved LOADS over the years, so ..... not skint, but loaded
Quote by super_nova
err...condom?
not very witty...but essential non the less rolleyes
lol

Condom?
Singular?
they come in packs of 50 in my shop !!!
Quote by dracae
anyone mind if i put some buddy holly on the juke box ?

Don't we have anything by The Swinging Blue Jeans ???
Bet not many remember them though
who did the cleaning up this morning, it was in a right mess when I left last night with cplbbw
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to a very sexy gorgeous woman
Hope you have a fab day
Love from NC
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by cplbbw
well night people im off to nurse naked-cleaner better the last one in gets the cleaning up ill be in tomorrow to check you have done it so no slacking or you will be getting smackbottom
thanks for a good night
come one naked-cleaner time for a shower :twisted: :twisted:

God your feet are cold ..... do ya want some bed socks ????
Quote by cplbbw
well night people im off to nurse naked-cleaner better the last one in gets the cleaning up ill be in tomorrow to check you have done it so no slacking or you will be getting smackbottom
thanks for a good night
come one naked-cleaner time for a shower :twisted: :twisted:

Thanks hun
you gonna take that wet T-Shirt off before you get into bed?
Nite everyone
cplbbw, thanks for bringing me home
help me off with my clothes and then help me shower before you put me to bed
my wrists are still sore
stay with me, and I will drive you home tomorrow
Quote by steph
Oi where's me sex on the Rocks ?

Hi gorgeous
Think you will find that in my bed
Quote by cplbbw
anyone gonna walk me home ????
can't get my door key out of my pocket, and will need help getting undressed
any volunteers ???

ME ME ME!!!!!! :twisted:
You may have to stay the night babe
And massage me where it hurts