anyone gonna walk me home ????
can't get my door key out of my pocket, and will need help getting undressed
any volunteers ???
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naked__cleaner
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
0 miles · Cambridgeshire
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Quote by cplbbw
ok ok im coming to set you free ........................
cplbbw rubs naked-cleaners wrists to get the blood flowing again
now get your ass up stairs and play twister
right..... left foot green
I can't feel a fecking thing in my arms or wrists
Cplbbw, you owe me big time
get your kit off and take me back to the cellar
im busy playing twister
ooooo this is nice come and play :twisted: :twisted:
I need to go home and soak my wounds
glances around the room at all the wet T-Shirts ...... mmmmm nice nipples
ok you lot, back here at 9am to clean up !!!!
Quote by cplbbw
ok ok im coming to set you free ........................
cplbbw rubs naked-cleaners wrists to get the blood flowing again
now get your ass up stairs and play twister
right..... left foot green
I can't feel a fecking thing in my arms or wrists
Cplbbw, you owe me big time
get your kit off and take me back to the cellar
Quote by cplbbw
yawn ...... stretch ........ am still handcufed down in the cellar
OI cpplbbw, wheres the fecking key ???
has the wet T-Shirt comp started yet ???
yawn ..... so sleepy
i found the key so get up here with your lady friend and play baby oil twister
barman a round of drinks please!
Errrrm how can I get upstairs when YOU have the keys upstairs !!!
Come and release me, and my friend
Brandy and Baileys please !!!!!!
Quote by cplbbw
IM TRYING WITHOUT MUCH LUCK I MIGHT ADD TO GET SOME MORE FEMS IN HERE OR THERE WILL BE ONLY ME GETTING WET!!!! :shock:
I know its dark down here, and can't hear very well, but is there really ONLY cplbbw going to get here T-Shirt wet ??????
Come down here babe later and free me
Quote by cplbbw
NOOOO don't turn the light out !!!!
At least put me under the blanket with my friend down here, its fecking cold
Just a min ....... I'm supposed to be taking the pics tonite
OH BUGGER !!!!
o go on then ill free you but you better get some good pics or you will back down here quick smart for a good
i need another........ hick drink....hick these cheeky vimtos are going down nicely ....hick ill have an pint of larger and black and a red after shock im gona get ....hick plastered tonight.....hick
You dosy thing ...... you have handcuffed me to the boiler
By the way, where did you get the handcuffs from ?
They are very furry, and quite comfy
Errrr hang on, shouldn't I be upstairs taking piccies?????
All those wet T-Shirts ........ mmmmm
Quote by cplbbw
Right I'm back, bring on the wet T shirts
Newinwilts, howdy nieghbourat last, someone local
oh did someone put my bucket of JD to one side for me?
Thats it, i'm settled in for the evening now, let the drinking commence
hi hunny
just waiting for the other then you can get the super soaker out Fancy a quicky down the cellar while we are waiting
More JD please
Mmmmm go on then i have the keys to the cellar :twisted:
OIIII
I'll let you know when I am finished down here
hic ....... need more brandy !!
Quote by cplbbw
thanks cplbbw ive been in here all afternoon & only had some nuts to munch on that i found in a bowl they were a bit gritty & some even had fluff on
will be back later for the comp :twisted:
owwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mi bloddy nuts again
i put my 6 inch black thigh boots on as promised :twisted:
Here babe, look after the cellar keys for me, I'm just nipping down to check on my friend down there
Barkeep, pass me a bottle of Brandy please
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
HA HA ONLY JOKING more for me if no one else turns up
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Now now, dont be selfish, have you never heard of share and share alike?
I will have the tall one behind the bar, the dark one with keys to the cellar and the one with the Motorbike parked outside, want to share :twisted:
I got the keys to the cellar, my friend is still down there asleep
She is worn out, poor thing
Quote by lovejoy68
ffs just took the scotch down i just went ass over tit on a used rubber
sorry bout that, thought I had disposed of it ..... so you only found the one then ?
she is sleeping soundly you really did shag her out didnt you
hope you made sure she had the blanket over her, its fecking freezin down there
I will check on her later
Quote by lovejoy68
well naked cleaner is up now but his partner is still down there he must have worn her out hope you aint to tired to take the pics nc
Nah, this Brandy and Baileys should wake me up
Please send a large whiskey down to the cellar for my friend, she is still recovering from this afternoon
Quote by lovejoy68
dont worry im sure we can all chip in & just to make you feel at home it can be a naked cleaning party
so whats your tipple nc dont want you getting the shakes while taking the pics
Well, you don't HAVE to be naked while helping me clean up, but, if ya want to, that would be nice
I think I will start with a Brandy and Baileys please lovejoy, ta
Bit quiet in here, when is everyone getting here
In the meantime, will take a pic of the barkeep .......... say CHEESE !!!!!
Quote by lovejoy68
right one large baileys coming up (very nice in coffee instead of milk btw)
as for the prize im really not sure i was going to offer by naked bultering service for the day but you all seem to be at the other end of the country
Guess I will be doing the cleaning up tomorrow, so be tidy you lot !!!!
:cry:
Quote by cplbbw
large baileys please bar tender! :beer:
right who is on the list so far for the comp tonight
1-cplbbw
2-mrs himandher
3-lissa( if she ever gets here ass back in hereshes still on cleaning duty)
4-darkfire
please keep adding to the list think we need at least ten of us, and i still want to no what the prize will be the men were sorting that out
Am I still the official photographer for tonite then ???
