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natandh
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
Bi-curious Female, 58
0 miles · Bristol

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Is there anyone on here who's had a boob job?
I'm thinking about it and would appreciate your thought people.
Currently 34b, before you ask.
Quote by sexyann57
People who ask " have you had your hair cut ?" confused
No it shrunk when i washed it lol or No i,ve had my ears lowered
:? :lol: rolleyes

I also like people who ask 'are you growing your hair?'
No if you concentrate really hard and hold your breath for 7 minutes you can actually stop it growing.
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Shag (someone's gotta do it)
then shoot myself
Hugh Jackman

shag shag shag shag shag shag shag lol :lol: :lol:
sorry colenel Gadaffi didn't quite get there.
Valerie Singleton
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I don't think the site is full of sexual deviants, its full of people who are just more honest and open about sex.
Well said natandh :thumbup: Just "normal" people.
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The bit about it ending up in print does make you realise you never know who you're talking to unless you've met them in person.
We'll probably see a quote from "self confessed pervert and sexual deviant Dambuster". Although you said it in jest it's dangerous to use words like that when in the same post you are referring to minors.
I don't think I did refer to minors, I agree with mik69, the question did seem a little loaded, I was refering to th fact that they could be fishing for a story.
I'm not one of twins, I don't have a sister, but I do have a brother. Nothing on this planet would entice me to play with him, why would I feel any different towards a sister?
I don't think the site is full of sexual deviants, its full of people who are just more honest and open about sex. The bit about it ending up in print does make you realise you never know who you're talking to unless you've met them in person. I'd like to think every one on here is honest about their reasons for being here, but maybe that's me being a little naive.
Marry
Get all his cars in the divorce settlement then
Shoot
Sting
shoot
and then wait to see who reads it out at 10o'clock
Ann Robinson
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mad :x :x I've told you before its tongue in groove only the best for my shed lol :lol: wink

heartfelt appologies. My own shed's made of tongue in cheek. biggrin
As for the travelling, I usually have to bomb up the M5 to meet Nat anyway, so 'local' for me is a 2 1/2 hour drive.
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I thought 10cc was a pop group of the 70's

I thought that was why they were called 10cc.
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4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

I do actually keep looking for something after I've found it just to prove these people wrong, nothing worse than being pradictable. cool
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:shock: natandh & binxy in south wales..!!!

Up untill last year I was hauling into south wales 6 days a week but sadly no more. But I had some great night's out down there with friends so I can tell you it's a beautifull place to spend time. But as I'm no longer in that area all I can say is. You've all had a lucky escape otherwise you may have had a knock at the door from me. lol
what kind of mpg d'you get out of shiplap? (nothing to do with thread, merely curious)
I very rarely get any 'local' replies. My own fault for living in a beautiful but sparsely populated part of the country.
H.
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Hiya Johnho! wave

6ft 4 eh? :rascal:
welcome to SH!

Quite!
welcome johnho, not been here long myself but they seem friendly enough, if a little eccentric - in the best way of course.
I seem to be in a minority here. Love it, although you do have to watch the contacts (thanks for the goggle tip - will see if I can get a nice leather pair)
I'm somewhat confused about this, this is a free site? all you have to do to sign up is have an e-mail address?
So why do people keep sending me messages saying they can't open mail? Is it me that's being dense or them?
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lol i have just read on another site about a bloke who was " reinburst " for his " inishul " outlay. :lol:

it took me a minute to figure out what that said.
Thanks, my pair is flattered. But is just lil'old me, if Nat were here I'd have much better things to do, no offence....
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Tongue in groove, only the finest for me :rascal: As for not being let out confused Your spot on, sure you've not met me already lol

fairly sure, I never forget a shed. biggrin
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: just because the last Newb has hardly been seen since my offer of a stint on the back nine :shock: Don't be put off natandh i'm really quite nice biggrin So a big :welcome: from me and I hope you enjoy it here as much as we do. kiss
Thanks, although I get the feeling you're not actually allowed out. Is that shiplap or tonque and groove?
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Hi natandh wave
:welcome: to the nuthouse, nice to see someone local on.
Dont forget to drop into the GFZ at the weekend, we're all mad in there loon
but its fun and the drinks are free :thumbup:

Not actually in Bristol, we just put that on cos it's easier. He's in the Midlands and I'm in South Wales.
I'm not very good at golf.....could use some help putting this straight jacket on though.