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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
the new one looks like a cock to me

i though it was a cock :shock:
personally what the logo looks like does not bother me dunno
Quote by Darkfire
are you following me? :shock:
lol
the other leg got amputated after i sat for an hour pulling maggots out of it with a pair of tweezers, she'd been attacked/bit/ dunno dunno :cry: but there wasnt much of a leg/ hind quarters left anyway.

wish i never asked now.....and you ate it with maggots in :shock:
Quote by dargento
and yes.....im following you biggrin

oi find your own woman she was talking to me rotflmao rotflmao bolt
Quote by Phoenix
Come on ladies, I'll take you one at a time, you're all fine examples of the female form to me.
(I'll now duck the flying "not on your life responses" and go to LMU to see if I can pull a rabbit out of the hat)

hey i'm not fussy...no honest i'm not have you seen who i'm married too :lol2: bolt
So, the shoes on the other foot now. Not fussy indeed :shock:
It's because I'm bald, isn't it, admit it, your a bald'ist.... mad
Men are equally as concious about baldness as women are about size
having never met you i didn't know you was bald till you just said :lol2:
Yea, I'm a Bloody Bald Wanker
Obviously never looked at my ad then
nope can't say that i have lol
Quote by Phoenix
Come on ladies, I'll take you one at a time, you're all fine examples of the female form to me.
(I'll now duck the flying "not on your life responses" and go to LMU to see if I can pull a rabbit out of the hat)

hey i'm not fussy...no honest i'm not have you seen who i'm married too :lol2: bolt
So, the shoes on the other foot now. Not fussy indeed :shock:
It's because I'm bald, isn't it, admit it, your a bald'ist.... mad
Men are equally as concious about baldness as women are about size
having never met you i didn't know you was bald till you just said :lol2:
Quote by partyman
We wouldn't be about to advocate an illegal act here would we?

Trust me, it's nothing sexual.
Do a google search on e-mule, and all questions will be answered.
i know what it is have used it many times lol
it is illegal tho wink
Quote by marmalaid
Love the League of Gentlemen.
I used to have them all on DVD but money got a bit tight and I sold them....mind you, I didn't get to watch most of them as I didn't have a DVD player! lol
I quite recently watched some of them and they are so funny.... love them!
biggrin

You can download them all again if you have e-mule installed on your computer wink
WTF is e-mule? Kindly explain please biggrin
We wouldn't be about to advocate an illegal act here would we?
of course not redface
Quote by well_busty_babe

Nothing wrong with BBW - I love em - one and all - bring it on !!!!!!

how can you say that you are attracted to a woman simply because she is fat???????
thats the same as saying you fancy all women who have red hair etc. rolleyes
sigh
and BEFORE anyone jumps down my throat for usinf the F word... i am fat aswell!
so there :P :P :P
lol
have to agree
not with you being fat :shock:
the how can you say you like all women cause they fat lol
Quote by onlyme1981
NN, if you ever find that devil let me know lol

Nooooooooooo hes mine and i'm keeping him :twisted:
oh ok maybe for a kiss passionkiss wink
Quote by dargento
hmmm
not that i like this but....red dwarf was bloody good .....
thats twice ive agreed with you today ali sad
im goin soft...maybe its a 40 thing.....

I love red dwarf have all the DVD that are out to date, and down loaded everything i could find on the net, all the in takes, out takes and fook ups lol as well as the can't smeg wont smeg stuff etc, get the pop corn i'll dim the lights we can have a red dwarf night wink
Quote by A_geordie_chameleon
Hi Glasgowfella.
I'm a big lad too. I eat copious quantities, I drink far too occassional gentle stroll along the beach not withstanding I exercise almost not at all. In some peoples eyes I am distinctly unatractive because of it. But you know what? I'm a damn good bloke, a good laugh and loads of people like me, and a lot of women like what I have to offer. I like me and enjoy the lifestyle that created this shape. Even if I lost 6 stone, there would still be a load of women who didn't fancy me, and some others that may start to fancy me....they'd probably just be different women. We all like different things. There are tons of ladies out there who'll fancy you as you are. Are you a sexy BSF, well mate it's not for me to say lol....but it's attitude and confidence that makes the real difference not size.
Stay the same, or change your size, its up to you, but dont do it to try to fit other peoples preferences.
wink
Mick

thats so true
I used to meet a single guy regular, i was a size 22 when i first met him and met him a fair few times then for some reason we didn't meet for a few months the next time he called to ask if i wanted to meet was while i was going to the slimming club i was on about earlier, so i invited him round and i was a size 14, ok still not skinny but a lot thinner than i was, he walked looked at me and said "my god you look like shit what have you done to yourself" lol i actually took it as a compliment tho it wasn't ment like one, he had a quick cippa and went :shock:
Quote by Phoenix
Come on ladies, I'll take you one at a time, you're all fine examples of the female form to me.
(I'll now duck the flying "not on your life responses" and go to LMU to see if I can pull a rabbit out of the hat)

hey i'm not fussy...no honest i'm not have you seen who i'm married too :lol2: bolt
Quote by dave8761
no sorry i think its crap sad bolt

hey you.........well you did say you were sorry, for not liking it.............what comedy do you like,?
red dwarf biggrin
Quote by dargento
helloooo my names daaaaaaaaaaaave smile

ffs who let him of the lead?lol lol
Quote by janeandwill
in the past I have got to my target weight at WW and thought being that magic weight i had aimed for would be the answer to all my problems, but no the problems are still there just your body shape has changed and it isn't easy to adjust to the new you. In fact it made me ill, i have now come to realise life is what you make it no matter what size you are you are still you.

Personally i am a much happier person when i lose weigh, and people do notice, last year when i lost 6 and a half stone everyone comment on how much happier and out going i was, cause i had the confidance to talk to people without always having in the back of my mind what they must be thinking of me, since i have put a lot of it back on i feel i have lost my 'sparkle' again, i have spent all my life trying to be thin, losing weight i can do, keeping it off is not so easy cause as you lose the weigh and the confidance comes back i seem to eat more confused
i'm just a twat really lol
i would sell my soul to the devil to be a size 8 and be able to stay that wey, so if anyone knows him tell him to draw the contract up :lol2:
Quote by Darkfire
ok ok, I'll stop with the psychobabble, if you leave my BBW tag alone cos she's fine where she is, thanks! lol

ok i'll stop already lol
i have no problem with BBW we all have our own way of describing ourselves its just not a phrase i personally would use, now giz a snog and shurrup passionkiss wink
Quote by Darkfire
but, I do have a ginuea pig and a 3 legged hedgehog!

what did you do with the other leg? :shock:
Quote by Glasgowfella
thanks everyone im starting to feel kinda sexy now
confidence abounds

we aim to please :twisted:
Quote by Darkfire
Those who have an issue with size = weight problem, unattractiveness, not sexy, obesity, see 'BBW' as a 'pointless' or 'misleading' term that someone uses to cover their 'insecurities' because surely, they cant be happy like that?

ohhh your very good at this arn't you :lol2:
Quote by Darkfire
And if someone offered me a 'instant size 10 pill' - yes, I'd turn it down.

i'll have that then lol lol
Quote by Darkfire
I dunno about this one Jane, I've always gone for big strapping fellas - far from bringing attention to myself, its more of a personal preference.... V shaped backs do it for me everytime, thighs like tree trunks...hands like shovels...lmao.... i think i'm just 'wired' to see big blokes = powerful blokes, and if he's built like the proverbial brick outhouse, there's more chance he can throw me round the bedroom / carry me over the threshold/ drag me back to his place a la caveman style lol :twisted: - in fact, the added bonus to his physical abilities is that a 'proper' BSF makes me look positively tiny!! lol

well seeing as you put it like that :inlove:
i must admit i like big built men, not 'fat' (sorry to whome that word my offend :scaredsmile but big built wink
Quote by Darkfire
:shock: :shock: Oi! NN I soooo do not snore! :taz:
and you've got some need to talk !! lol

that was paul....or Marc.....take ya pick but it wasn't me innocent
Quote by martellnotts
This topic always brings out people's differences of opinion doesnt it?! lol
I'm reasonably happy with my figure - i dont want to be skinny, granted I'd be happier losing a couple of stone, but thats probably as far as I'd go, it'd get rid of the lumps and bumps and general flabbyness, but I like rounded hips and big boobs, and i'm more 'me' this way - does that make any sense? :confused:
I really dont mind the 'BBW' label, tag, call it what you will, therefore I choose to use it. Like i've siad before, more for convenience than a "ooooo look at meeee i'm fat but stunning statement". I dont give a flying fluck if people think I fit the BBW label (as in, wether I'm beautiful or not) - maybe its a problem with what 'BBW' means that people find 'irritating/ offensive/ whatever - BBW = Fat but actually quite attractive? Fat but Body Confident Enough to Think I'm Sexy to Some People ?? define it any way you like, it simply means, to me, "I'm a big gal, so dont be expecting a size 10 when you meet me". biggrin

Well theres nothing wrong with you dark - believe me :P
i'll second that, even tho she does snore lol
Quote by Mister_Discreet
The major difference between Fat and BBW, is that one is an insult and the other is a compliment.

i take it by that you mean that being called fat is a insult? personally i do not see how being called what you are as insultive, if someone calls me fat i am not insulted by it.....because i am fat, its not diffarent to someone saying...hey you have black hair....cause i have...does that make any sence? i always describe myself as fat.......dressing it up in such words as BBW, fuller figured, all woman, a real woman or whatever else tearm people use does not make me any diffarent to what i am...fat! wink
Quote by dargento
lol ali sive us a snog biggrin

:karaoke:
oh sorry did you say snog redface
passionkiss passionkiss
can i have one of these for xmas as well? biggrin
Quote by freckledbird
The snakes are lovely to handle but they are quite boring really - don't do tricks or anything lol

really? mine used to play the banjo :lol2:
Quote by sleazy
I can't dent to being nervous tot he point f shitting myself to start...... but she did grow on me....

I remember when said snake first came to live with us and you used to say..Alison whys it making that noise? :shock:....all the time as if you was going to be snake food cause the bloody thing hissed :lol2: