onlyme?
*walks by postie and gives him a slap round the back of the head on HR's behalf*

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and sexy isnt a size its a state of mind .
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Is that Sophie Dahl?
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My hubby loves bigger women but never refers as BBW not sure if its a horrible thing or what suppose it depends on how the person wants to be referred too.
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im 40 years young NN you numpty....
anyway for that im gonna do something you warned me not too at chams
but first ill make sure i can get away very quickly.....or maybe come down with another lady to chams and go on about cheese cake n garlic bread all evening
come on tell the truth....i only look 21.....(lie here please )
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they are just misunderstood......they odnt wanna bite you or eat you....they just wanna live ...
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burmese python (pythonus molorus bivititus)
you must really love snakes NN lol.....not a snake for beginners but once every blue mono some 1 gets 1 thats willing to look after them and not get rid once they get to 4 feet lol...
it must of been well looked after to get to that size and is only 3.5 feet short of the captivity recordi would guess you had it out of its vivarium most of the time and they love a swim.....
i once came home pissed and took out my burmese pair and fell asleep ..i woke up in the morning ..the male was asleep over my face and the larger female was draped over my legs and coiled up in fornt of me
walked downstars (much to mums dismay) wearing the male as a turban
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well im 40 but ive got nice tits.....
ill send him a pm anyway just coz i think hes got a nice cock
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burmese python (pythonus molorus bivititus)
you must really love snakes NN lol.....not a snake for beginners but once every blue mono some 1 gets 1 thats willing to look after them and not get rid once they get to 4 feet lol...
it must of been well looked after to get to that size and is only 3.5 feet short of the captivity recordi would guess you had it out of its vivarium most of the time and they love a swim.....
i once came home pissed and took out my burmese pair and fell asleep ..i woke up in the morning ..the male was asleep over my face and the larger female was draped over my legs and coiled up in fornt of me
walked downstars (much to mums dismay) wearing the male as a turban