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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Is it naughtywigancouple sure i recognise them deck chairs

:shock:
i ain't got no deck chairs
And you ain't NaughtyWiganCouple rotflmao rotflmaorotflmao
soz, just catching up on last weeks threads!
redface redface redface
that'll teach me to read right lol
Quote by goodporking
ooooo 'she who must be obeyed' is terrified of water as well. She even gets all wibbly when I'm going out on my boat and she's no where near the bloomin water.

i just hate water, i wont go in any that above waste high and even then i need to hold onto something lol the jacuzzi at chams is about my limit and if anyone ever puts my head under i have panic attacks confused
Quote by TallFunLondon
My only fear is snakes in the wild.
can feel the goosebumps coming up at the thought,

snakes are great, highly under estimated in my opinion lol
Quote by Glasgowfella
Okies i think i might well give it a go!!! Besides its unfair to expect my mum to still be be giving me piggy backs up hill when im this big isnt it?

nahhhhhhhhh thats what mums are for :lol2:
i like rats, used to keep them as pets, also used to feed them to the snake.....not the pet ones tho lol
my only big fear is water :shock:
Quote by Ice Pie
What blue said....
.....although the fact I am lucky and have a high metabolism and can never put on weight makes it easy to say!

Make the most of it while you can... I was like that and then one day my body said "Right you bastard, I've been very patient but you've abused me for 35 years... now you PAY!" :lol2:
awwwkiss :lol2:
Quote by Glasgowfella
If youll pardon the pun im not sure id have the guts to do that, id be mortified with folk watching me getting weighed etc, im scared to look myself in fact!!

everyones in the same boat so noone really cares what you weigh, they are really helpful and i think you would find that knowing someone was going to weigh you every week would help you not to cheat wink besides when you have lost a cpl stone or 3 you'll be glad everyone knew what you was to start with.
Quote by Glasgowfella
I also have a high metabolism, unfortunately i cant reach the shelf i left it on since it is so high so if i look at a sweety i kinda bloat!!

you and me both m8, i joined a slimming club last year and lost 6 and a half stone, but then that damn thing called xmas popped up and i've slowly put a lot of it back on, will have to go back after xmas and try and lose it again lol losing weight i don't find that hard it keeping it off i never seem to be able to manage, if your not happy with the way you look then go for it and lose the weight, you do feel better, i went from a size 22 to a size 14 but i started gaining again, i have gone back upto a size 18 and feel (and look) like shit again, theres someone for everyone out there no matter what size you are so it really does come down to how you feel about you smile
i don't like anything like this, bloody big brother, celeb got me out of here, all the pop idols music crappy programms, they all shite mad lol
Quote by TallFunLondon
What blue said....
.....although the fact I am lucky and have a high metabolism and can never put on weight makes it easy to say!

yeah ok stop showing off :lol2:
Thats only a choice you can make, you will never lose wight for anyone else, unless you really want to do it you will never stick to it, take it from someone who knows what shes talking about lol
Quote by Fallen Angel
I only cook a sunday dinner when i can be arsed lol and no i don't do yorkie puds i buy them.
Yesterday i gave the kids Pizza for sunday dinner :shock:
Problem with doing a full sunday roast is all the bloody washing up after :scared:

Or even better, you could get asked out for the day by a really sexy SH member who would take you for Sunday lunch, shag you all afternoon and then take you out for a meal again at teatime! :happy:
Perfect day biggrin
well thanx for the offer, i'll be ready about 11am see you next sunday :lol2:
Quote by Deviated Prevert
Zakk Wylde

mmmmmmmm Zakk Wylde :inlove:
its ok sleazy your a pratt anyway we all know that :lol2:
I only cook a sunday dinner when i can be arsed lol and no i don't do yorkie puds i buy them.
Yesterday i gave the kids Pizza for sunday dinner :shock:
Problem with doing a full sunday roast is all the bloody washing up after :scared:
Quote by sleazy
Most of the people I worked with in my last job were upper middle class, oxford or cambridge educated( even a couple of etonians)...... you wouldn't believe how well I fit in there with me north notts accent and ' me dad was a miner', think i knew i wouldn't be there long... and I was right lol

well i have a north notts accent and my dad was a miner but i fit in very well with the upper class lol bolt
a munch is a social meet arranged on swinging heaven by a member for the members, its usually held in a 'normal' put, usually in a funtion room so away from other pub users, great way to meet genuine members :thumbup:
Actually i have just read your post again as i didn't remember you saying 40 was old, and on the re read nope you deffo didn't say 30-40 was old just older which is it wink
there are lots of women who like younger guys, i would suggest you post a add in the lets me up section and don't hold your breath lol
Quote by janeandwill
"looking for two bi females"
Aren't we all?

thats what i was just thinking :thumbup:
Well we took the kids to see it last night, was quite a few big(ish) names in it, Meranda Richardson :shock: where the hell did they dig her up from? :shock: having not read the book i don't know about any missing bit except the ones sleazy moaned about all the way home lol
Though it was ok tho, can't say as i fancied any of the kids in personally lol