Quote by goodporking
money's boring, shows no imagination.
hey i like boring
all money greatfully recieved here
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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by dargento
..i dont mean to be sceptical but i dont think point number 6 is true......
though if any ladies would be interested in setting up an experiment....purely for scientific purposes of course then let me know.........
oh please please please please please
oh go on then if we must.........all in the name of science tho you understand
Quote by Darkfire
you know that feeling you get when ya could just soooooo kick yaself for not chatting a little more to someone at a party ??? :kick:
just ask for a invite anyway, they not fussy :lol2:
cheers hun :shock:
i ment about wether they know you or not you pratt :shock:
Quote by salt_n_pepper
you know that feeling you get when ya could just soooooo kick yaself for not chatting a little more to someone at a party ??? :kick:
just ask for a invite anyway, they not fussy :lol2:
no were cant be fussy we been to your house :giggle:
i rest my case
Quote by Marcuso
Marcuso i thought i looked bad in shorts m8 but you beat me lol
AV3
LOL....you ain't seen nothing yet!
Wait till the Xmas party..........I've heard on the grapevine that they're doing a "ceremonial burning of the shorts"
Let them try........Go on ya buggers.......I DARE ya.....lol
On a serious note though folks.......I have found a grey shirt that I don't know who's it is and a pair of black "dreamcatcher" type earrings..........if you are the owners of the items please PM me and I'll make sure they get back to you.
AND.........on a more serious note............Has anyone got my shoes???? I know my stuff was ferried down from the venue to my house by several people and could have been overlooked when it was brought into the house.
I couldn't find them this morning and had to go to a meeting in black suit and brown shoes.......No-one mentioned anything, but I felt a Pratt walking through Nottingham with brown shoes............lol
you'd have looked a pratt in black ones tho
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Yeah right ............... say hello to your twin sister from me then !!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Oh you must mean that Horny_Dawnie
She can be a right bugger at times. I apologise for her behaviour and will invite her to join you tomorrow afternoon
Dawn xxxxxxxxxx
best take my strap on then
Quote by Teesside Guy
Here's my entry. If anyone can top it, I bow down to their divine ineptitude!
Out one night in Middlesbrough for my birthday, we'd had a few drinks, been for a curry, went back to someones place in the town centre for a few more beers and a game of cards. At about 4am, I felt ready to make tracks home, so set off to the bus station, more for the fresh air (OK, I know, you dont get fresh air in Middlesbrough...) than anything else. As I walked through town I spotted this couple who I assumed had come from one of the late restaurants in the town centre. Judging from where they were stood, just a few yards away from a major crossroads in the town, I assumed they must be waiting to flag a taxi. As I passed, the guy spoke to me. "Alright, mate, you got a light?"
"Sorry, I dont smoke." I replied.
"Its my missus' birthday today", he said, "we're out for something a bit special."<<<CLUE!!!!
"Oh its my birthday tonight as well."
A pause, then he says,"Do you like her outfit?"
I look her up and down, shes in a button down dress with a few buttons open to mid way down her cleavage and lots of buttons open from the bottom up over to nearly the top of her thighs.
Then he asked," Dont you think shes got great legs?"
At that she flashed a great pair of pins, set off by white stockings, sussies and matching g-string, her high heels forcing her leg into a defined pose.
"Very nice", I said. Then I continued on my way to the bus station, which didnt open for another hour and thirty minutes.
In the words of the great yellow god..."D'OH!!!!!!"
:giggle:
thats the kind of thing i would do
