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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by Topcat35
I've just registerd on this site today and I was just wondering how long it takes before you start hearing from people. What's the fastest time you guy's have heard from people after registering? I know this makes me sound really impatient, but I'm just trying to get a feel for how this site works.

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*ahem* sorry but rotflmao
you can't say how long some guys are on here months and never hear a thing others may get lots of offers, depends on your add really.
Your best bet would be to get known thro here rather than just waiting on a reply from your add wink
but

just join in and have fun biggrin
Quote by TallFunLondon
5 minutes, if it's any longer, you've missed your chance :grin:

Agree with osmosis - it usually works very quickly am sure somone will be in your bed in the next couple of hours! lol
really so why is noone in my bed then? :shock:
Quote by Jim_York
I'm so discreet:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
sorry is there two Jim_Yorks? :shock:
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
ok ok i promise if i ever did get cervical cancer i not clog up the oncology department lol
blimey you all got be dead and buried already lol
its each to their own really isn't it, if women feel better knowing then they have been for testings then go for it, as minxys pointed out its free so use it if you feel the need, personally i have never felt the need to go, my choice wink

lol You deleted your post about taxes ! So have you decided it is worth going for a test then lol
phredd
no just wasn't sure if it would offend anyone or not as cancer is a very touchy subject to many, i myself lost a friend to it last year, so i decided to delete it as i'm a nice person really lol
i'm not at work today and was bored so went back to bed but then i was late getting nipper from school as i forgot to put the alarm on rolleyes
ok ok i promise if i ever did get cervical cancer i not clog up the oncology department lol
blimey you all got be dead and buried already lol
its each to their own really isn't it, if women feel better knowing then they have been for testings then go for it, as minxys pointed out its free so use it if you feel the need, personally i have never felt the need to go, my choice wink
Quote by Darkfire
actually, might be sommat to do with the fact I'm sooo fecking cold I've got nipples like chapel hat pegs, and the lacey bra is not helping!
redface lol

take it off then woman wink
Quote by Angel Chat

on a differant note i've never had a smear in my life, cummon you know you all wanted to know that really lol

NN you really should be offered smears on a regular basis.
i'm am offered them i just don't go, i work on a basis that if its not broke don't fix it, i go to the doc when i'm ill not just incase i may get ill in the future lol
But how would you have any idea if you had cancerous cells? dunno I never would have known and may well not have been here to tell the tale if I hadn't had that smear when I was 19. I'm on my soapbox here NN, it's so important :jagsatwork: :jagsatwork:
lol ok mum
I know what your saying but i just think the NHS is busy enough with people who are ill for me to be bothering them with going for test just to make sure i am ok, i'm sure if i did ever get any such thing, which of course we all hope we wont, i will find out soon enough.
Quote by Angel Chat

on a differant note i've never had a smear in my life, cummon you know you all wanted to know that really lol

NN you really should be offered smears on a regular basis.
i'm am offered them i just don't go, i work on a basis that if its not broke don't fix it, i go to the doc when i'm ill not just incase i may get ill in the future lol
hummm i think i may try asking my nippers teacher if she fancies a shag :thumbup:
thanx for the idea bluexx will let you know how it goes lol
Quote by goodporking
sorry NN, I'm confused at the best of times on here so am I forgiven?

oh go on then...well cost you a shag tho lol
on the up side tho they have found a provention for cervical cancer now, which is great news, but even so there are risks in everything we do even using condoms you can still have accidents like them splitting etc.
on a differant note i've never had a smear in my life, cummon you know you all wanted to know that really lol
Quote by Angel Chat
money's boring, shows no imagination.

hey i like boring
all money greatfully recieved here wink

Ok, i understand your disbaled at the moment, dodgy wrist? monies in the post (not the postie!)
No that's me... all money gratefully received here too :giggle:
wondered what the hell he was on about then lol
Quote by bluexxx
Ever tried 'Rodeo sex'?
Take her doggy style, then just as you are about to cum, call out her sisters / mothers
name and see how long you can hang on for. lol

rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
That joke was funny when I was 14
and it wasn't that funny then rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
Quote by Darkfire
some bloody good gigs coming up at Rock City between now and Xmas - never a better excuse to get ya leather clad butt back up this way wink

i'm going to see cradle of filth in december :bounce:
may go and see new model army there cause they was kicking at wolves lol
Quote by Darkfire
Morning All,
, 27, tattooed ex biker smile

((NN get your butt over here quick!! lol))
i know, i know already seen him wink wink
fancy going 2's? wink wink

is the Pope catholic????????? biggrin biggrin biggrin
not this year lol
(tart)
Quote by morrigun
just think of all the more fun i could have been having, well if you could have dragged me out of rock city, used to live in that place !!

ohhhh me too mind you i'm really old me i remember rock city b4 the rig was built :shock:
i'm from mansfield so was fairly close...ohhh happy days :smug:
Quick edit i just had a though....why did you need to be dragged outa Rock City to be having fun wink i've seen more action in there than some swinging clubs lol....not that any involved me of course :angel:
Quote by Darkfire
Morning All,
, 27, tattooed ex biker smile

((NN get your butt over here quick!! lol))
i know, i know already seen him wink wink
fancy going 2's? wink wink