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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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nah just put two and two together, dawn said she could say when it was steve so i figured when shireen said she can't say!!!!! wink
Quote by Him'nHer
OK I know I said a bloke, but ummm It's not NaughtyNymphos1 is it ??????? confused

PMSL you obvioulsy ain't seen my kitchen, been here 6 months and still not decorated it yet, still got the 'just scrapped off the wall paper look' lol
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Dunno but it's cleaner than ours :grin:
Very tidy, like it isn't used much, a bloke on his own?

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
must be theres a dish washer too lol
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Also will give me confidence to go to munches so I can put faces to names.

aww thats kinda sad that you feel you need to do such things b4 you can meet us all, not saying thats all you've having it done for of course, but we'd welcome you open arms no matter what you look like, blimey look at me and i still go to them lol
I'm sure you don't really need cosmetic surgery, but if it gives you more confidence good luck with it :thumbup:
Quote by Drifter
I am really a Man redface

You certainly fooled me. :twisted: :grin:
me too :shock: :shock:
Quote by sleazy
Sooooooooooooooooooooo.................... anyone fancy a shag? lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

Suppose so ya smooth talker........but you got to supply the :smoke: afterwards
should have known you'd want one lol
Quote by Darkfire
hi kaz luton_couple here love the idea of a BBW party and would love an invite. hubby is a BHM can he come too lol

whats BHM??? if its anything near BSF (big strapping fella)???
yeah its big hansom man/male wink
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Sooooooooooooooooooooo.................... anyone fancy a shag? lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

no sorry washing me hair rolleyes
Quote by bluexxx
When it's just a couple of friends coming round I might clean the bog, but that's it really.

your just being a snob now, living with 3 very untidy girls i kinda gave up on my house years ago confused people take me and my bacteria as i am or sod off lol
Quote by Fallen Angel
money's boring, shows no imagination.
I just bought 'she who must be obeyed' a new Vax vacuum/carpet washer/cleaner. She's well chuffed with it, thinks I'm brill!
I did offer to get her a sewing machine but she's happy with the one she has. A new fleece will be her suprise crizzy prezzy though (burgerhouse or somefink!)

I'm sorry but I don't think ANY man should ever be forgiven for buying a vaccuum cleaner for Christmas - that's the pits! confused
lmao i just skimmed thro his post and missed the Vax bit i was taking the piss when i said a dyson...honest.... you should be ashamed of yourself man smackbottom
Quote by markyone69
So stop being shy NN, i know you're a little hottie. :-)

ok who you been talking too:shock: :shock: lol
Quote by morrigun
or the tap and tumbler, worked in there for a fair bit

oh my god i used to go there loads, not been for years now tho.......going right down memory lane now tho but i have to admit it was back end of the 80's early 90's i used to go to Rock City the most....showing my age now but in my defence i did start going when i was 16 lol
can anyone remember the new house or am i really showing my age now, closed down yearssssssssssss ago
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surprisedff topic:
Osmosis, lurve the new Avatar. :evil2:

oi stop thread hijacking smackbottom
you would never catch me doing that :angel: