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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by Nomad_Soul
i wouldn't meet a 23 year old unless you was a woman lol
but that don't mean noone will wink

I agree completely
lol daft sod
Quote by Katieftv

to swinging heaven
hope you find what you are looking for wink

Looking?? who's looking?? I may have already found it boink
you could be just looking for a chat.......in which case hope you get it :lol2:
Don't know if this is the kind of thing your talking about but when people asks about mad things we have done this always springs to mind for me
starts off a bit boring but keep with it its quite funny at the end, well i think so lol
a few years ago me and sleazy (the hubby for those who don't know us) was walking down the street in the next village to where we lived then, having a bit of a bust up, as you do, anyway things got a bit heated and we was shouting rather loud next thing we know a cop car pulls up at the side of us and asks if everything is ok :shock:
So what do i say?
oh yes everything is fine hes my hubby and we just had a fall out? NOOOOOOOOO
i said....well no i'm not actually this guy has been following me for about 2 miles now and he not leave me alone......to this they arrested him and took him off in the car :lol2:
i just went home and made a cuppa lol
Quote by Dawn_Mids
makes a mental note never to follow dawn into a hotel bathroom lol

Excellent, I now know how to keep NN away from me :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:shock:
Quote by lynni133
i'm under 25...honest lol

so am i innocent ......think we could make the ff cpl she's looking for wink
dunno m8 but we could always have a 2sum if shes that fussy wink lol
Quote by lucyfingers
From a purely male perspective what a waste !

sorry but rolleyes rolleyes
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
it is true
cant even find out if he has a sexy ass too
but ile find out somehow wink

Never be as sexy as mine, Voddy!! :twisted:
ffs hark at 'im rolleyes
nn you thinking what im thinking
well i was thinking.......oO(seen better) bolt :grin:
awwwww nn just look at his cute dimples redface
i know i know hes got a great arse and he knows it, don't need his head to swell any more that it already does ffs lol lol
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
it is true
cant even find out if he has a sexy ass too
but ile find out somehow wink

Never be as sexy as mine, Voddy!! :twisted:
ffs hark at 'im rolleyes
nn you thinking what im thinking
well i was thinking.......oO(seen better) bolt :grin:
Quote by Mal
it is true
cant even find out if he has a sexy ass too
but ile find out somehow wink

Never be as sexy as mine, Voddy!! :twisted:
ffs hark at 'im rolleyes
kin ell :shock:
thanx for that Mal :thumbup:
even more confused now confused
his names even spelt the same with the capital M..al lol
how can that be? is it a differant registar for chat room to forum? i know you had to register for both but do they not recognise names from each other? confused does that even makes sence? lol
How confused was i :shock:
sat nattering away in the chat room and in comes Mal....ohhh not seen him in here b4 so i'm sat there chatting away and its not even him :shock: :shock: some new guys joined the site with the same bloody name.....how confusing is that?
Can we get rid of him please cause my brain can't cope with two people using the same name lol lol
Quote by Dawn_Mids
As far as I was concerned it took a lot of concentration to actually pee, although I waited until I really needed to go!!

I sooooooo know how that feels. It is really hard peeing in a place you shouldn't, such as on someone. Mind you, once I am able to get started, theres not stopping it :lol2:
We have tried it both ways so to speak but always at a hotel and often while lying on their towels redface
Right time, right place, usually half cut and yeah its fun :rascal:
Dawn :silly:
makes a mental note never to follow dawn into a hotel bathroom lol
:welcome: to swinging heaven
i wish i have a woman in her 20s flitting in and out of my kitchen lol
hope you find what you are looking for and have fun
Its a kinda dom/sub thing, a lot of doms will piss on their subby as a form of humiliation, if your into that kinda thing, of course not all people who are into water sports use it as the dom/sub thing some just like the feel of warm pee on their body, i met a guy once who like women to pee in his mouth while he was giving them oral :shock: (sorry was that 2 much info? lol ) its each to their own really wink
Quote by JudyTV
rolleyes Here we go again . . . the old chestnut of beating up married men raises it's ugly head confused
No where in this guy's post does it say he's after a quick shag, merely an illicit one.
Do we HAVE to go through this EVERY time a married guy appears on here ffs? It's all become exceedingly boring to say the least rolleyes confused
Tracy-Jayne

Thank you for your surport, yes I am married, yes I am out for a good time.
Someone has to ask and I'm extremely curious (bad pun)...............the reason for two accounts with different details?
Judy

well in his case i would say, and only my opinion mind, one account was a single guy whos admitting hes playing away and the other was a couple, so my guess is he uses the couples account when he chatting up women and after pics dunno
Quote by Topcat35
Just seems strange that my original subject matter is deemed 'diverse' on a forum such as this, even if I have only been a member for 24 hours. I'm confused confused

thing is this is a swinging site and w/s is considered a fetish so not many people on here will be into it, persinally i have tried w/s b4 but not really prepaired to go into it on a open forum or they'll all start ripping the piss outa me too lol wink
Try it, only you can decide, oh and watchingandwaiting ffs chill out man they only pulling his leg wink
I started with women b4 men, i was 15 the first time i 'tried' another female so i guess you could say i was bi b4 we started swinging lol
I don't swing because i'm bi tho, (as suggested in you poll questions) i swing cause i love the life style and all the great people i have met in the 5 years we have been swinging, could easily find a woman without swinging managed b4 we started wink
:shock: don't think he ment that kind of pic lol
but if i had to guess i'd say either debbieweb's or smokingmuffs house lol lol
Probelm is if your girlfriend does not want to have sex with other people you can't make her and if you 'bully' her into and she just does it to make you happy it could seriously ruin your relationship, just ask yourself...is it really worth it?
Quote by Debbiewebs
I think you should say no Sgt so they can't go shagging :ha ha: :ha ha: :ha ha:

OI.........:kick: ........ ya just jealous flipa
i know lol hope you have a great weekend wink
Quote by freckledbird
Princess you need an uplift at your age? :shock:

actually i was thinking that but didn't like to saylol