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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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what about the classic:
Guy do you fancy a dance? :rascal:
Woman ohh yes please :inlove:
Guy well fuck off then while i chat ya m8 up lol
Quote by blonde

and by the way caz want three of us in her, as one of you politely put it her front hole. she doesnt like anal

WTF are you taking the piss?
in your first post you put she loved dp then your asking about 3 cocks in her and now your seriously saying she don't like anal?
ok i really have a head ache now lol

Naughtynymphos :giggle: I see your being posh bit didnt last long :giggle:
kiss Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i though that was posh confused
Quote by Long un
Different strokes for diferrent folks i guess. biggrin

so serious question here if you was put in a possition where you had to either give up riding a bike or you have to give up sex (and all physical contact that comes with it) would you really give up sex?
Quote by Long un
I take it you don't know what a suzuki gsxr750 is then?
No worries mate, it's a motorbike. (a quick one too!)

don't care how fast it is i'm not giving up sex for it :shock:
Quote by Lissa
Sex is better than absolutely everything in the whole world!
People who can't see that must be doing it wrong!!!!!
passionkiss hump 69position

:thumbup:
well except a nice cuppa tea lol
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
It's got to be coffee biggrin
or Horlicks :shock:
Bloody hell meaty was getting all excited then though you was making him a offer wink
was just going to ask if i could watch too hump
There lots of people in their 50's on here (and older)
davidn48 for a start, don't take no notice of his name its had it 8 years that i know of lol
all are welcome
have fun and hope you find what you are looking for wink
Quote by sccouple

and by the way caz want three of us in her, as one of you politely put it her front hole. she doesnt like anal

WTF are you taking the piss?
in your first post you put she loved dp then your asking about 3 cocks in her and now your seriously saying she don't like anal?
ok i really have a head ache now lol

no! not taking the piss. she insists on using the right hole.... her choice!
though your arse was the right hole....ok thats 2 coats i'm getting.....you ready steph? lol
Quote by Sexysteph
NN DP does not only mean one up front one up rear entry hun it can be both vaginally or anally.
It's one of those preference things again. Like double fisting which is very possible in same way.
Steph lol

lol believe it or not i do know that you don;t have to use your arse to do dp confused honest i really did lol just 3 willys in one hole.....did nobody else find that odd was i the only one that was thinking bum here? ok i'll get my coat lol
Quote by deancannock
Alan having been over to thailand 12 times now...I'm an expert on spoting the lady boys !!!
they have operations now to take away Adams apple so that is no good...they have small hands....so thats no good......just have to stick your hand down there have a firk around...its only sure way !!!!

i want one i want one :bounce:
awww go on pack me a nice 'lady boy' in your bag and bring her back to me :rascal:
Quote by sccouple
stick one in her gob bingo triple penetration :grin:

Best line i've heard for a while i have to say! lol
well i like the simple life me, why fart about trying to fit 2 into 1 when i have a perfectly good mouth going spare :lol:
was that a request or were you just boasting?
well it has been known redface
always happy to give you a demo if you can find me 3 men :rascal:
Quote by Sexysteph
One lays on bed towards edge of the bed and he takes her rectally she lays flat on him Male 2 stands between legs and penetrates vaginally third male lays missionary legs supported by male 2 if necessary and also penetrates vaginally - tho if he is athletic enough he should be able to straddle her.
Enjoy wink

yes err!!! im trying to visualise this one here. Regardless if your speaking from experience or not, i dont quite get the phrases "bucket" or "PMSL"???Pissing myself laughing
and by the way caz want three of us in her, as one of you politely put it her front hole. she doesnt like anal OK a little harder and maybe needing a tube or two of SILK or other GOOD LUBE. the first guy laying on bed goes vaginally instead of anally turn her slightly on the bed so guy 2 can penetrate to left of cock already inside , Guy three goes in on right side ---- easy....... her legs go over the shoulders of the two guys standing.
Steph wink
fuck me steph you don't like easy sex do you? lol
Quote by sccouple
and by the way caz want three of us in her, as one of you politely put it her front hole. she doesnt like anal

WTF are you taking the piss?
in your first post you put she loved dp then your asking about 3 cocks in her and now your seriously saying she don't like anal?
ok i really have a head ache now lol
Quote by chris86
stick one in her gob bingo triple penetration :grin:

Best line i've heard for a while i have to say! lol
well i like the simple life me, why fart about trying to fit 2 into 1 when i have a perfectly good mouth going spare :lol:
Quote by PrincessSwallows
people who walk round the streets with blue tooth head sets on confused
Marmite

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Marmite

Quote by Vicky_uk
Marmite

people who don't like marmite :kick:
People who dont like people who dont like marmite!
people who don't like people who don't like people who don't like marmite confused
(got a head ache now)
Quote by shaft_1982
west bromwich albion

:shock: i dare you to walk down my street in ya orange shirt and say that wink
nothing like a sore loser is there :grin:
i'm gealous but hope you have a great time and bring me back a sexy women wink (pref one with a willy :rascal: )
Quote by Sexysteph
One lays on bed towards edge of the bed and he takes her rectally she lays flat on him Male 2 stands between legs and penetrates vaginally third male lays missionary legs supported by male 2 if necessary and also penetrates vaginally - tho if he is athletic enough he should be able to straddle her.
Enjoy wink

bloody hell its like going to the circus :lol2:
I've seen many times women with 2 in her front bit or 2 in her back bit (being posh now didn;t like to say pussy and arse lol) but to have 3 or 4 at the same time well i think its the lack of body space that would be a real problem, i mean where would u put all the guys attatched to them willys :shock: stick one in her gob bingo triple penetration :grin:
Bloody chat room :shock:
i think i must be getting old cause i can't keep up no more :shock: :shock:
i think of the forum at the sites zimmer frame for us oldies who can't read fast lol lol
Quote by The Muttleys
Does using a silky pair of the wifes knickers count. :shock:

i have to say the image of you running up the stairs in your Mrs knickers at your party will go with me to my grave lol
Quote by jawa350tyga
He is the type of guy to wait to be invited.. this is a result of his already somewhat lack of self confidence..

i'm my opinion thats his problem, it always nice to have guys who will wait to be invited but sadly most men in clubs will make a move and see if its ok rather than stand there and wait to be called over, but cause of this they will always get the womem b4 guys like your fella, i don't think its his looks that are holding him back in these cases more his lack of self confidance, may be if he went over and just lightly touched a woman and waited for her reaction more would let him carry on that you may think, having been using clubs for many years you kinda get a feel for diffarent situation and the guys who stand back and wait to be invited are deffo the ones who get left out.
I don't think hes a bad looking lad, not my type tho due to his age
Quote by Fallen Angel
Sex is better than absolutely everything in the whole world!
People who can't see that must be doing it wrong!!!!!
passionkiss hump 69position

:thumbup:
well except a nice cuppa tea lol
Quote by davej
trust me, a few years into the relationship when a rather nice cheese and pickle sandwich in front of the telly becomes nearly as desirable, you will see this as an assett and not a problem.

now there speaks the voice of experiance wink
Quote by PrincessSwallows
How about
" Heres 10p call ur mum and tell her your not coming home tonight!"

blimey thats a old one its 30p now days lol
How about your arse it like a peach....a football pitch/peach lol i know the old ones are the best wink
Quote by PrincessSwallows
You dont sweat much for fat girl!!!!! :shock:

what if shes not fat:shock: