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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by tomsy1
Now getting a "Hard on" with my partner has never been a problem but the last few visits to a said swinging club in Darleston have been quite literally been a "Flop" Last night being one. I just could not believe it!!! I was just sat there in a video room watching a porno and the sexiest girl came over to me and said " Can I play with you” and promptly started to suck my cock. While this is going on I started to think about my partner and wondering what she’s doing for tea and MY God my cocks not getting hard !!!!!! Shit my cocks really not getting hard!!!!!! Oh please cock get hard!!!!!! All these pleads fell on deaf ears redface and I had to say enough’s enough and promptly left a slightly bemused sexy girl and her boyfriend to wonder what they had done to upset me.

its called guilt wink
Quote by meat2pleaseu
put your laptop in the sink, turn on the tap. then stick a fork in your eye. :thumbup:

ffs man don't tell her that she'll be trying it now :shock:
fancy going halfs on a bastard? :shock:
some guy actually said that to me once.......got him a slap tho so take your chances wink
people who walk round the streets with blue tooth head sets on confused
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Marmite

Quote by onlyme1981
Marmite

Quote by Vicky_uk
Marmite

people who don't like marmite :kick:
A lot of couples only want to meet women so may use it as a excuse to try and get to meet just you, as for club well they funny anyway, sometimes unless your a bit forwards you not get anything as a guy cause all the other men will 'beat you to it' just out of interest is he forwards or does he tend to wait to be invited?
Not everyones for everyone as we all know but i find it odd nobody likes him :shock:
Quote by Long un
And yes, I do think bikes are better than sex.

you've been shagging the wrong women m8 :shock:
Quote by Clare and Steve
Definately go back to the never know if you leave it it might fall off :shock: :giggle:

:shock:
Quote by chris86
Here's a though, now obviously i don't know you so have no idea of what you get upto in the bedroom but.....
what about if shes 'does' you first, scrap the 69 lol take it in turns, shes does oral on you first during whch time you do not touch her then you can have your go after.....just a though sorry if it already been tryed lol

Maybe she prefers to cum first? wink
in that case bugger him lol
Quote by blonde
Here's a though, now obviously i don't know you so have no idea of what you get upto in the bedroom but.....
what about if shes 'does' you first, scrap the 69 lol take it in turns, shes does oral on you first during whch time you do not touch her then you can have your go after.....just a though sorry if it already been tryed lol

"Can have your go" ?
The dont call u naughty but romantic nymphos for nothing do they ? bolt
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Though you knew me by now lol
Here's a though, now obviously i don't know you so have no idea of what you get upto in the bedroom but.....
what about if shes 'does' you first, scrap the 69 lol take it in turns, shes does oral on you first during whch time you do not touch her then you can have your go after.....just a though sorry if it already been tryed lol
Quote by Happy Cats
Here's a scary thought i actually think i'm the sane one on here :shock:

Well I'm definitely 'In Seine' as the Frenchman said as he sailed down the river rotflmao
DD
I think that proves the point, madder than a box of mad things!
you speak for yourself lol
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Ewwwwww????
Thats gross??
I read sumwhere tho that to get into the Hells Angels you have to go down on a woman on her period???
This may just be a rumour? rolleyes

lol don't know where you heard that from but i can assure you its not true, i used to go out with a member of the ashfield hell angels many moons ago when i was but a slip of a lass, well about 19 anyway and i never heard or saw any such thing and used to be in the club house regular wink
Quote by Bi-Guy-Notts
Help help
I saw some ask a question in the chat room "are you Snowball" or "have you done snowball"
it was obvously a sexual question from the conversation
I can not find out what it is and its driving me nuts
Can anybody help
Thanks
Bi-Guy-Notts

bloody hell i can't believe you didn't know that lol
though you was a man of the world wink
Quote by devondelight
Well I can swallow male cum but afterwards I usually empty the contents of my stomach all over my lover so it tends to put him off
DD

dirty cow confused
rotflmao
I'd suggest going back to see your doctor and explaining you have to go back to work so need pain killer you can drive on, at the end of the day he/she's the only real person who can help you.
Hope it gets better soon :therethere:
Quote by Phire
I reckon I'm pretty good at sex. For me the greatest pleasure is how pleased I am with myself when I make a girl cum.
The best is when you know someone enough to know what they like. Last night I had sex with an ex from a few years ago who is now a close friend. We know pretty much everything about each other. What we have come to realise more recently is how dominant I like to be and how submissive she likes to be. You have to have real trust to abuse or be abused in the way we like it. Anyway, we were basically at it all night last night until she could hardly move, she was just kind of shaking and twitching, I still hadn't cum by this point and she wasn't in a position to give me a BJ or anything so I didn't cum until after I'd slept and she'd gone. Got a text off her today saying that last night was the best sex she'd had in years, if not ever. That text gave me real deep sexual satisfaction.

oooooooo get you, what you doing later wink lol
Going back to what Bazza64 said i think i tend to agree with you here, we was at a club a cpl years ago and some guy tryed to have sex with the woman i was playing with and this point her partner jumped in and said something alone the lines of...excuse me m8 if you want to join in you can at least ask and you don't have sex with her without a condom anyway....fair comment i suppose, to this the single guy replyed...i don't have to ask i have payed my money to get in i have the rights to shag who i like :shock:
Nowhere to far to see a friend, if its someone we have met b4 then distance is no problem, if its a new couple/person i like them to be local just incase they not genuine.
We know a couple who traveled from London to Scotland and turned up at a empty house :shock: and they had chatted on the phone and everything, the problem is even if you do chat to someone on a house phone if the numbers ex directory, as most are now days, you can't make sure the number matched the address, and not many people would do that anyway
Quote by devondelight
Thanks you lot at least I don't feel so alone here now ... its not something you can get over quickly but it certainly helps to have friends
DD

your never alone on swinging heaven
These people are great and its so much more than a sex site (as many just see it as) we are all here for each other kiss
Quote by lancyuk
move to the north nn......much more active men up there.

i've just moved down here lol
maybe i should move back home wink
Do you know i've had 8 PMs asking if i want to go another night and 2 saying they can meet tonight but don't like clubs.
I give up lol