walks off looking at her toes muttering abusive things about measty to herself

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Underwater pussy licking. :shock:
I used to be a swimmer, and learnt how to hold my breath underwater for up to 2 minutes.
Great fun in the jaccuzzi or pool at a club.![]()
Quote by Phoenix
One place I used to visit had a sign in the lift "No drinks cups in the lift please".
It was one of those "express" lifts. They start of slowly, then build up speed and stop abruptly at the higher floors (past 10). The problem would be that if you were carrying a cup of coffee, you would stop with the lift, the cup would stop, but the coffee wouldn't :shock:
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hmm so forums always about original topics, bare that in mind before i start one next time so no thoughts on toys>?
Quote by Fallen Angel
wasn't funny how things turned out for me, i was supposed to be working and guess what i was :shock:
So did you enjoy the club and no sleazy i wasn't asking you![]()
Vanilla is just a word used to describe 'normal' 'everyday' clubs/people ie not a swingers club
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It was from "Poison" by Alice Cooper and it says "I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name"....