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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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I got 3 numbers once, funny thing was it was the first 3 numbers out so by the time they was drawing the 4th i was almost falling off the chair lol
Can't remember the name of the song think its by the core of someone confused
the line goes
'Then by candle light make love to me thro the night' :twisted:
don't like the song but good line wink
oh and another crap band...spice girls
'I want a man not a boy who thinks he can' wink
Quote by bluexxx
I don't think I'd ever spent a whole day in bed with anyone :shock: :shock: :shock:
Is that terribly sad???? sad

yes its very sad but then again i don't think i have either, i try and avoid spending all day in bed with people if i can, they take up to much bloody room sooner have the bed to myself :twisted:
Quote by Phoenix
Last night (Sat) I went to a local(very vanilla) club, to see a work collegues band playing. Met a lovely young lady there.....2 hours later we were dancing the horizontal tango in chams.....who'd have thought it lol.......

Whats vanilla? Help me out here??
Str8, normal, boring, - non swinging certainly - :cry:
Things never turn out like that for me.... :violin:
nor me Pheanix sad
wasn't funny how things turned out for me, i was supposed to be working and guess what i was :shock:
So did you enjoy the club and no sleazy i wasn't asking you lol
Vanilla is just a word used to describe 'normal' 'everyday' clubs/people ie not a swingers club
Quote by The Muttleys
awwwwww thanks naughty hun, ive never had a 10 before, made my day that has.
The fact that everyone gets a 10 is not the point OK??
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

awww ok only you got a 10 wink
Quote by The Muttleys
WOT A LOAD OF BOLLOX, AINT U GOT NOWT BETTER TO DO NAUGHTY LOL
:shock: :shock: :shock: wink wink wink
COME DOWN HERE AND I'LL ENTERTAIN YOU HUN XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

i know, i know, i need to get out more :shock:
Quote by HarryJones

Harry, how come you are a virgin? Is it your decision?

I thought most people on here knew. Yes it is my decision, I am an old fashioned type bloke, I wear slippers, flat cap, Ive seen Slim Whitman and Val Doonican in concert, and I'm waiting for the lady I want to spend my whole life with before losing it, BUT I have as much other fun as I can. But to be honest, the amount of success I have on the dancefloors at non sh events I think I would still be a virgin anyway.
There is one big bonus to this of course, it means I haven't shagged girldogger/catlover/lusty33uk etc biggrin
Regards
Harry Jones
A virgin on a swinger site :shock:
your having a laff lol
Quote by The Muttleys
mONTY pYTHONS, fLYING cIRCUSESSSS.
1973, THE DOME, BRIGHTON.
SPIRITUAL MAN !! :shock:

you can remember 1973? :shock:
showing your age now :lol2:
Quote by Osmosis
ohhhh well why didn't you just say a Hermaphrodite in the first place? lol

:shock: :shock:
You can't say that smackbottom smackbottom
I just did :sparring:
Quote by deancannock
exactly phoenix......I mean i want to look my best in the pics.....I have a special themed outfit ready as well.....but its piddleing down.

get wet then, cummon man we're waiting :rascal:
Quote by Osmosis
Hello gang, courtesy of the big black dalek my new name is Osmosis. Why Osmosis, I do not know, but it affords greater anonymity than bigDewi69. In hindsight, having my username containing my real name, when my real name is quite unique wasn't the smartest thing to do :doh:

but if you had not juts told us it contained your real we would have not known :doh:
Those who have met me, have PMed me or just talked would know, and apart from the suffix and prefix, it's hardly a common name.
Lol, what did you think Dewi meant? confused
well of course i know dewi is a name but so is vicky_uk but vickys not her real name wink
Err, I wasn't that smart redface . Hence the name change
lol let you off this time wink
Quote by Angel Chat
it doesnt but we going to a swinging party and the more the merrier!!!

But you said it's "couples and single girls night" so the point is, by meeting up with a couple, you'll still be a single man... ie, not a couple or a single female... is it just me? :confused:
i think hes lost the plot, i know i have confused
Quote by Osmosis
Hello gang, courtesy of the big black dalek my new name is Osmosis. Why Osmosis, I do not know, but it affords greater anonymity than bigDewi69. In hindsight, having my username containing my real name, when my real name is quite unique wasn't the smartest thing to do :doh:

but if you had not juts told us it contained your real we would have not known :doh:
Those who have met me, have PMed me or just talked would know, and apart from the suffix and prefix, it's hardly a common name.
Lol, what did you think Dewi meant? confused
well of course i know dewi is a name but so is vicky_uk but vickys not her real name wink
Quote by Indian Lad
go in as a three!!!
lol

going in as a mmf 3sum does not make you a single fem or a couple does it?confused
Quote by Angel Chat
Hi My fellow Swingers.........
I know this is really Short notice but there is a swingers party on 2nite in clapham London.
i was looking for a couple or a single lady who would accompany me.
I am 25/ indian Male. Clean and Discreet. i have been to this party before and it is real fun. I went on a single niight but tonight is a Single girls or couples night.

So how will a couple help you to gain entry? :confused:
lol i was just going to ask that dunno
Quote by Osmosis
Hello gang, courtesy of the big black dalek my new name is Osmosis. Why Osmosis, I do not know, but it affords greater anonymity than bigDewi69. In hindsight, having my username containing my real name, when my real name is quite unique wasn't the smartest thing to do :doh:

but if you had not juts told us it contained your real we would have not known :doh:
Quote by Phoenix
stop thinking about sex confused

Good God NN, he's a guy like me.... saying stop thinking about sexis like saying "stop breathing" :shock:
good point, silly me :doh:
Well i have to admit it isn't the best club about, its a bit seedy but to some that the attraction wink to be honest tho i wouldn't have said it was any worse than the GoE it had all the facilities they had and more, ie a pool, each to their own i suppose, as far as i know its not shut down just been asking about biggrin