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naughtynymphos1
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naughtynymphos1
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Quote by little gem
the one that made me laugh the hardest???

Title: Yo!
Content: asl?
lol Really! Puuuuurrrrrrrllllleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaassssssseeeeeee! rolleyes lol
Another of my faves though was a good old pervy one that I'd get killed for publishing! lol
kiss
Gem. x
I've just gone back and read through some messages in my save box that I haven't seen for some time. It's brought a tear to my eye. How things have changed and if I knew then what I know now... I feel a bit jaded with all this looking back at my wide-eyed and enthusiasm back then. sad <sniff> Ahh the good old days.

oh yeah i get the
asl?
PMs too, i usually reply 65/M/London, they ever bother again lol
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naughtynymphos1
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
I get loads of PMs that simply say things like
What you doing tomorrow.....
or
I'm in west mids too are you free later......
i had one other day that just said
How big are your tits?
what i like are the local men who think cause you only live a few miles away you SHOULD meet and get called a time waster if you don't cause thats what we are here for rolleyes genuine swingers do not turn down a offer of sex don't you know? :lol2:

oi big tits, im local-shag me now rotflmao
i didn't say they was big :shock:
and i didn't say id let you shag me :giggle: flipa bolt
i didn't ask you did wink
and if you don't want a shag why did you just send me this?
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Hi naughty you sexy goddess, what you doing later as i'm passing by you, been following your posts for some time and and though it was time we met fo a drink and see how things go wink wink
How about it?

:lol2:
bolt
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naughtynymphos1
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
I get loads of PMs that simply say things like
What you doing tomorrow.....
or
I'm in west mids too are you free later......
i had one other day that just said
How big are your tits?
what i like are the local men who think cause you only live a few miles away you SHOULD meet and get called a time waster if you don't cause thats what we are here for rolleyes genuine swingers do not turn down a offer of sex don't you know? :lol2:

oi big tits, im local-shag me now rotflmao
i didn't say they was big :shock:
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naughtynymphos1
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I get loads of PMs that simply say things like
What you doing tomorrow.....
or
I'm in west mids too are you free later......
i had one other day that just said
How big are your tits?
what i like are the local men who think cause you only live a few miles away you SHOULD meet and get called a time waster if you don't cause thats what we are here for rolleyes genuine swingers do not turn down a offer of sex don't you know? :lol2:
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naughtynymphos1
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Quote by treasurechest
Also at 45 im stil lyoung enough to understand text speak and have no desire or need to publicly put anyone down for it!!!

:laughabove: :thumbup:
to be honest i think most of the people who don't type right could do if they wanted, i think many simply don't see a need to be 100% correct on a internet site
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naughtynymphos1
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Quote by fabio grooverider
not getting unlimited soft drink refills in mcd's /bk

you do at our local BK
next time you go down M6 jump off at J9 its behind the KFC :thumbup:
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naughtynymphos1
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Quote by northwest-cpl
- a friendly helpful PM would be far more welcome.

It rarely seems a desire to help though, it appears to be more a need to put people down. rolleyes
agreed, i think its more a chance to take the piss than to help, would be not funny taking the piss in a PM now would there rolleyes rolleyes
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naughtynymphos1
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
you wont be on you own, if you want to meet somewhere first and come in with us you are more than welcome, i am sane ask anyone your quite safe with me :rascal:

:gagged: :gagged: :gagged:
loon
(p.s. Jo you would really be safe with NN, honest biggrin )
bloody burmmie bolt
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naughtynymphos1
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Quote by HornyRed
This is just my opinion - but isn't this incessant having a pop at the newbies grammar, punctuation and posting style getting a little tedious. This is an internet site, not a school..

I dont see the importance of it either rolleyes
i also agree, i think FB did it once as a joke and now everyone seems to be doing it, but its only funny the first time....cummon peeps its getting boring now :sleeping:
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naughtynymphos1
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Quote by bluexxx

Hi
Looking to get my cock sucked through a car window tonight. I have 8.5 inches uncut very clean. I'll walk over to your open window unzip my cock and you wank/suck me off. I'll be sniffing poppers so there will be a good load to swallow I'm a straight bloke so I AM NOT offering anything in return. Also I am not looking to engage in any conversation at all I really prefer a TV or CD but a warm mouth in the dark will do.
I'll be available for the next couple of hours.
Of course all ladies welcome.
Cheers

Judy, did you tell him that you keep a travel rug in your car --- just so as he knows that he wouldn't have to stand for the whole time :giggle:
am i missing something here :shock:
does having you cock suched by a TV but not offering anything back make you str8 now days?
walks away very confused bolt
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Quote by quimninja305070
some unfortunates dont make it to 45 so if you get there enjoy :karaoke: :beer: :smoke: :giggle:

lol i think most people make it to 45, mind you they are drinking horlicks by then wink
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naughtynymphos1
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fish n chips
actually i miss real chips anyway, we moved to the black country near 3 years ago and they bloody batter their chips here and die them orange lol
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naughtynymphos1
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Quote by sexyjo
Don't think I'll be going. sad Not firmed things up with a nice bloke to go in with and don't want to go to a new place on my own... confused confused confused

you wont be on you own, if you want to meet somewhere first and come in with us you are more than welcome, i am sane ask anyone your quite safe with me :rascal:
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naughtynymphos1
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told old for what?
if you are 45 and feel ok (can't see any reason why you shouldn't tho :lol2smile then your not to old, your only to old for things you can no longer mange to do, no matter what your age is wink
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naughtynymphos1
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Quote by Jonathan
Sucked - got early signs of man flu!

thats you laid up for 3 weeks then, guess you not be going chams after all at weekend :lol2:
Rocked for me was going to see New Model Army last night, saw them loads of times when i was younger, been about 15 years since last time tho and they was as great as they ever was :happy:
Sucked that they didn't sing my fave song tho sad
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naughtynymphos1
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
did they also do 'Ear Piercing while you wait'? :giggle:

what do u want your ears piercing for while u wait for a eye test? :shock:
come here i have a hammer and nail wink
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mac's arn't expensive now day, we got a mini mac earlier in the year and it was only £400, £20 each for a key board and mouse and a monitor, any monitor will do you don't need a mac one, ok we also have a very expensive new one but they don't have to be a lot of money, if you have kids who use them i think they are a must as kids accpet any crap that pops up lol
buying a windows machine and installing a anti virus, fire wall and spy wear soft wear is not cheaper or simpler wink
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Quote by awol
does someone licking your arse hole count as sucking you off? bolt

Guess not but it sure would feel niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice smile
it bloody does biggrin
ohhh rimming wink wink
bolt
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naughtynymphos1
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Quote by postie
Have you got "man-flu" Eager? Hope you are feeling better soon....
all the best matey!

if hes got the man flu he'll be gone for weeks :lol2:
get well soon ES kiss
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naughtynymphos1
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wish someone would tell me i was to young lol
Personally i do not go for much younger than me because i have nothing in common with them, simple as, i very much doubt someone your age would have any interest in anything i do or have to say, tho some would say you all have a interest in sex in common, which is true but i like to chat to people not just turn up, shag, and go home.
Saying that if i did ever meet someone at a party, munch etc that i did get on with age would not be a issue.
P.S did you know my cut off point is 24 for females little gem wink
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Personally i would stick to places where you know people are swingers, short of going over and asking someone if they swing i really cannot see how you can tell, they do a swinging heaven pin but unless you go to munches you can't get one to see what they look like wink
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