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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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well i was going to put a pic of my boobs on but i have just totally fucked up my pic trying to resize it, as it was big, any suggestion on how to make it bigger now? :lol2:
i used to work for a adult chat company tho i didn't do phone chat i did text and emails, and they payed a text and thats for you to send them them, they also had to spend their network rate to send you one, i was whatever the person wanted, if their first text said they was a gay male then i acted as a gay male, if they was a lesbian then so was i, no there women on the adds are deffo not for real they are actors for the add, even on phone chat, tho obviously you have to be either male or female you can't be both like on test, the women are not what they say, i have a m8 that did the talk chat who was called Sophie and she was 21 size 8 with natural DD boobs wink in real life she was called Vicky, was about a size 26 and had boobs u needed a skip to carry them round in :lol2:
as for what men get outa it, well its just company for when ur lonely isn't it?
get a imac pc :thumbup:
as so few people use macs compaired to Windows machine people don't bother wasting their time writing viruses for them, i mean why infect 100 people when you can infect thousands?
We use mac and windows in our house and the 2 mac pcs have never had a virus (and my kids use them too) and we don't have any norton type protcetion on them either :thumbup:

Quote by seagull69
I have always wondered whether the companies that sell anti viruse products also create the viruses dunno

i don't think they need too!!
Quote by Phoenix
as I havn't bedded 250 women in the past five years.

that all?
sheesh bloody part timers :lol2:
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Bloody Hell, they still goin :eeek:
place will be overrun by grebo's, goths and soap dodgers with steel toecapped boots on.
ahh, i'm getting all nostalgic now

Take it that means your not coming then? lol
What time are you all meeting up?
I will have to go to work on the friday night but can get saturday off, but will mean i will have to get some sleep thro the day saturday, but if its ok for me to meet up with you all about 7pm then put me down :thumbup:
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could you not put the ticket on ebay on buy it now collection only?
don't know how much you paid for the ticket but you might get something back...maybe someone of ebay might want to come with ya lol

:shock:
you full of ideas you arn't you? lol
I have 2 tickets to see New Model Army (what do you mean who :shock: ) for tomorrow night (tuesday the 18th) at wolverhampton.
My hubby can no longer make it so i was wondering if there was anyone else on here (besides me :lol2smile that would like to see them? (male or female, would even invite a couple if i had a extra ticket :lol2smile
I don't want anything for the ticket and i'm not looking for someone with the intention of seeing how it goes :rascal: i am purely asking if anyone who likes them would like to come with me as it seems a shame to waste the ticket.
I don't suppose i'll get much responce for a band thats quite unknown and at such sort notice but fingers crossed anyway.
Hang on am i reading this right.....u want contact but nothing that gives u direct sexual pleasure, ie no bj or shag? so what does that leave? you giving to other?
you want my number? :twisted:
I think a lot of peope are voyers, i have been to clubs and had guys watching and refused a offer to join in when asked, whatever floats your boat n all that dunno
but i would say, yes that is sexual pleasure, you don't need direct contact to get that :rascal:
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what bar next to your user mane where?
i ain't got a bar :shock:
i demand one right now smackbottom

I can see one hun, its a slim bar above your avatar and yours says nymphogobalotposter
cheeky :lol2:
hey i've found it, mines full what does that mean? dunno
ohh mines says i'm godlike lol

Praise the lord rotflmao
bless you my child :rascal:
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NO GEM NOT SLAPPERS NITE GIRLIE NITE biggrin biggrin biggrin ADD YA TO LIST HUNI
ANDIE XXXXXX

so i can't wear my slappers t shirt from the last one the?:lol2:
Quote by Dune
It don't matter what you look like noone is for everyone, and what some see as attractive others see as ugly, suppose what i mean is there's someone for everyone out there, just takes time wink

What a nice sentiment....and well put. So for every quasimodo theres an Esmarelda smile As you can see I'm not so eloquent... :cry:
so where's my Esmarelda? dunno
Quote by sharon_2005
what bar next to your user mane where?
i ain't got a bar :shock:
i demand one right now smackbottom

I can see one hun, its a slim bar above your avatar and yours says nymphogobalotposter
cheeky :lol2:
hey i've found it, mines full what does that mean? dunno
ohh mines says i'm godlike lol
:shock: :shock: :shock:
not sure what i make of that :lol2:
looks wierd so don't like right at all does she?
i would love to go, will have to see if i can get time off work, will get back to you ASAP :thumbup:
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There was nearly a late entry - Mrs HC could have provided some stiff competition

show us then wink
It was peoples comments about not liking scrolling from left to right that put her off!
rolleyes
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There was nearly a late entry - Mrs HC could have provided some stiff competition

show us then wink
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Bigtime corset fan here too - although a 23 inch waist would be like mission impossible, i'd turn a lovely fetching shade of blue if I attempted it! lol

i can manage a 23inch thigh :lol2:
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Nottingham has a swing club where???????

i was going to ask that steph lol
being from the notts area (yes i know it says west mids we have moved lol) we looked long and hard for a local club and as far as i know there are no swinging clubs in notts
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Why wasn't this avatar in the competion? ... I want to vote for it.... ( for vote, read, be very naughty)
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/584992475435037d4dd425.jpg
Ooooooh.... lucyweebaps!

i agree, i noticed lucy's new pic other day and have to say.....looking good :thumbup:
I agree with Roger, there is already a munch for every month (some months have 2 munches in them october has 3 :shock: ) well into nxst year, i think munches are good but there are just to many of them at the moment, i think it would be better if people got their heads together and did one every month or two that everyone went to instead of lots of munches that just a few went too, the last two munches we went to was only two weeks apart and to many people thats just to close as many can't get sitter, time of work etc so close together and it did show in the numbers of the second munch.
Got to photo adds
click on search
Put scotland in the search key word box then click search (i have just done it and it bought up 642 adds with the word scotland in it)
you can put in scotland or even a area of scotland (ie Dundee etc) and it will bring up every add with that word in it......clever eh? :lol2:
It don't matter what you look like noone is for everyone, and what some see as attractive others see as ugly, suppose what i mean is there's someone for everyone out there, just takes time wink