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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by Marcuso
i think i can manage the 5 min drive

You sure??
Don't forget I've seen what you did to your garden wall innocent
bolt
I could be up for the Wednesday as I wouldn't have to rush back for the git.
But I'm not a member of Chams.
I think this is where I grovel to NN and ask her if she fancies accompanying me so that I can pretend to be her hubby for the day.
Also guess this is where she tells me to flipa for being cheeky about her EXCELLENT innocent innocent innocent driving skills
flipa cheeky twat
i actually wanted a brick wall in my front garden ok :lol2:
Quote by dargento
well....i find that a good old chin wag is great.....im afraid after sex i couldnt just pack up and leave ....i mean.....how the f*ck is she gonna get home afterwards.....
:shock:

but we talking about clubs, so i assum she has a lift or a car outside :shock:
anyway not your problem is it really you only went for the shag :lol2:
running your own buisness at 19 and not even been to uni...wow i am inpressed :huh:
:welcome: to swinging heaven
hope you find what you are looking for wink
Quote by bluexxx
As I was the photographer of the greatest male ass on SH, do I get a prize?
lol lol lol lol lol

ermmm....no :twisted:
Well i suppose we all do things different but if i was this women i would be very piss off with you now, pissed off at being kept on the back boiler just incase another meet did't happen, also pissed off that i have given you direction when you hadn't even decided if you was coming :shock: they will prob now have to find another spot for the meet as i doubt you still have a invite and they wont want to meet in a place where others outside the meet know where they are.....you say your not a time waster.....well you have wasted their time confused
I also didn't like utopia, you deffo have to be in the in croud, if your a couple don't bother going alone as people do not tend to talk to u if you are a unknown member, we actually had people moving away from us if we tryed to talk or sat near them, the pools nice, bar areas ok but the play rooms arn't that good, and that cave area...whats that all about then? :lol2:
Not a place i personally would recomend
If you chat to someone and arrange to meet its usual to turn up or let them know something has turned up and you can now not make it, not to place a add looking for someone else without telling your proir meet your not longer interested confused
I doubt this thread will have done you any favours as surely no other women will want to arrange a meet with you after reading this :shock:
P.S no i doubt many people like to keep their option open by trying to arrange more than 1 meet at the same time, what was you doing keeping this lady on the side line just incase you didn't get a 'better offer'? very rude and deffo not the done thing
you got banned from cupids for fighting bluexxx? :shock:
i dunno whats the world coming to when a girl can't even go out and let her hair down :lol2:
Quote by bluexxx
some people swing for sex not to make friends.....
I myself am more than happy to make friends and do enjoy the social side of swinging but i have to admit there are times in clubs where i have played with singles/couples and not so much as known their names after, its just the way it happens sometimes, to be honest i more use sites like this to meet people for friendship, is thro munches......to me clubs are more just a easy/quick way of getting sex.

What she said biggrin
:thumbup:
yes us 2 :thumbup:
oh blimey never had anyone agree with me b4 and now i have 3 in one day, i'm on a roll :lol2:
Well NN, you seem to be talking a lot of sense quite recently --- are you ill? :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
i don't have to come here to be insulted you know:shock:
cheeky cow bolt
All i can say is after being there 10 mins you'll wonder why you was nervous in the first place, its very relaxed with no pressure to play so just relax and have fun :twisted:
Quote by Tiger_25
You must be pulling my plonker!
They're not blokes legs! redface

yep afraid so wink
I'm not changing my mind - they are a cracking pair of legs! confused
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rotflmao
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.... Mrs Genherts, I do empathise as it is my turn at childcare tonight as I was out last night......... but you have a slightly better deal than me...... at least you get to watch Boomerang.... I'm stuck with Nick Junior loon

awww we love nick junior
i mean cummon on be honest where else could you see quality TV like blues clues (does anyone else think thats craig charles brother? confused ) and little bill bolt

Isn't it ? confused
Minx x x
no fecking looks and sounds like him tho confused
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.... Mrs Genherts, I do empathise as it is my turn at childcare tonight as I was out last night......... but you have a slightly better deal than me...... at least you get to watch Boomerang.... I'm stuck with Nick Junior loon

awww we love nick junior
i mean cummon on be honest where else could you see quality TV like blues clues (does anyone else think thats craig charles brother? confused ) and little bill bolt

And Maggie and the Ferocious Beast!! I reckon that if there was a fight in the Nick Junior Canteen between Dora the Explorer and Maggie, my money would be on Maggie to win!!! confused confused confused confused
omg dora the explorer :lol2:
my nipper loves that i've never seen a kid get so excited
Quote by bluexxx
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.... Mrs Genherts, I do empathise as it is my turn at childcare tonight as I was out last night......... but you have a slightly better deal than me...... at least you get to watch Boomerang.... I'm stuck with Nick Junior loon

awww we love nick junior
i mean cummon on be honest where else could you see quality TV like blues clues (does anyone else think thats craig charles brother? confused ) and little bill bolt
Quote by Tiger_25
I'd like a doll moulded from the girls on here - I'd like Marmalaid's lovely legs, LadyFeeBee's bum!, 3someinpreston's boobs and Lou (Bailiffs) face.

marmalaids a guy :shock:
rotflmao
(he is honest i've seen him naked)
Quote by rams_cpl
some people swing for sex not to make friends.....
I myself am more than happy to make friends and do enjoy the social side of swinging but i have to admit there are times in clubs where i have played with singles/couples and not so much as known their names after, its just the way it happens sometimes, to be honest i more use sites like this to meet people for friendship, is thro munches......to me clubs are more just a easy/quick way of getting sex.

What she said biggrin
:thumbup:
yes us 2 :thumbup:
oh blimey never had anyone agree with me b4 and now i have 3 in one day, i'm on a roll :lol2:
Quote by brucie
Exhaustion?

i'll take that as a compliment :-)
and the answers seem pretty reasonable.
ckeck out our ad btw, no 403813.
x
well that add tells us.....nothing really lol
awww :therethere:
Hey seeing as your stuck in anyway can i send my kids round so i can go out? :twisted:
Quote by bluexxx
"Couples only" (but single guys seem to be there)...

Well, I can't speak for every venue that organises couples only events, but certainly at clubs like Partners, when it is a couples only night, it is DEFINATELY couples only night. SIngle guys are not allowed through the door at all.
i think from my experience with clubs the reason you may seem to see 'single' guys on couples nights is because a lot of men will advertise for a women to go with and not really like her but use her to get in, when inside split up thus seeming like a single guy walking about.
A lot of men do not seem to get the idea of couples night and i know for sure chameleons have started kicking out such 'couples' and on singles night i have known them go over to guys and ask for extra money as they have walked in with a woman and just walked off and left her all night and walked about as a single man, as they should in my opinion may stop these guys just using women to get in cheep!!
I think its what works for you, swinging comes in all forms, if you say a couple who plays alone are not swingers the surly all single men and women are not swingers either??
just a thought
We have played alone for a few years now, to me swinging is not about just what you get out of it, my hubby has met a few single str8 women who do not want to meet couples, for obvious reasons, and hes met couples who are after mmf 3sums, so is it fair on me to say no to him meeting her/them just cause she/they do not want to play with me? in my opinion no, i have a real liking for bi men, as my hubby is not bi i meet bi men alone, bi nights at clubs etc, and hes happy for me to be doing what i like, all cause its not for him he knows i enjoy it.
Personally i could not be in a swinging relationship where it was a case of.....if they don't want to meet me they not meeting you...... and we have met many people with that attitude, which is fine if thats what works for you but it wouldn't work for me.
where about in the mids are you?
there are many clubs in the midlands area.....
as a couple you will find it easy to go to any club of your choice, some clubs like you to call first but many clubs will just let couples just turn up.
some people swing for sex not to make friends.....
I myself am more than happy to make friends and do enjoy the social side of swinging but i have to admit there are times in clubs where i have played with singles/couples and not so much as known their names after, its just the way it happens sometimes, to be honest i more use sites like this to meet people for friendship, is thro munches......to me clubs are more just a easy/quick way of getting sex.
Quote by JudyTV
Big Tits and a big Cock ............................................. preferably on the same body.......

now your talkingwink
Kinky sod wink ..................God I wish I had bigger tits.
Judy

small tits will do......i'm not fussy :twisted: ask anyone who knows me :lol2:
anyway what do you mean kinky sod? you bought it up i just agreed lol