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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by Jewcy_Joanne
I'm sorry but this is a piss take you're using a free swinging site thats the best in Europe... If you only problem is the pics aint big enuff buy a pair of specs ffs.......

i think that about says it all :thumbup:
Quote by davej
Pictures as signatures.
Now I aint getting into a debate on wether or not they should be there in the first place other than to say that give em an inch and someone will take a yard in the future, but thats got nought to do with me, but what I would like to say is,
please ...please...please guys if they are gonna be there lets make em a bit smaller so that we dont have to scroll across a page, because everytime you post it makes that whole page wide (I'm sure there's a techie name for it) and to be honest it's bloody annoying having to scroll across a page to read it.
thanks

i agree, i have noticed a few signaturs that are looking more and more like adds :shock: do you really need several pics of yourself on ur sig? why not just put a link to your add dunno
i have even seen some with pics and link to their add with pic on confused
Quote by Dawn_Mids
anyone want 2 meet tonight?

fLuck off, X factor is on in a bit bolt
i can sing for you :karaoke:
Are you any good dunno
no but Sharon Osbourn not shag u after :twisted:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
anyone want 2 meet tonight?

fLuck off, X factor is on in a bit bolt
i can sing for you :karaoke:
Quote by 3someinpreston
The bigger it is the more likely he knows how to use it as it gives you better options!!!

in my experience i have found that not to be true, i have only met 3 guys that i would consider to be vwe (12+) and i have found all of them to be lazy lovers with the attitude that their cock is the only contribution they need.
I have personally found that guys who are avarage or maybe a little under make for better lovers and they are more keen to please and tend to make more of a effort with 4play lol
ok i'll sit back and wait for all the PMs off the big boys now telling me how they know to show a girl a good time :lol2:
(obviously i can only speak from personal experiences)
Quote by landdee
but is big not better or does it depend on how he uses it?? wink

dunno with some men
I have met some guys who are just to big to get comfy with lol
u don't wonna be doing doggy if hes 12+ :lol2:
My hubby started uni in his mid 30's
uni's love mature student cause they are there because they want to learn unlike some of the young ones who tend to go cause their parents make them, he finished a 3 year course last september.
Quote by Mr_and_Mrs_Cov
Unless of course your mums coming too..........
Marie
xxx
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ..... rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
if she is....I definitely didnt invite her!!!!!......
nah......I reckon Marms would make a great babysitter?.......... lol
room for three more marms? :lol2:
Quote by salt_n_pepper
Go on then i suppose we'll still go rolleyes
:lol2:
Cya all there :thumbup:
anyone know of any good local B&B's :lol2:

thought you was making everyone brecky ali lol kiss
piss off :eeek:
Quote by JudyTV
Big Tits and a big Cock ............................................. preferably on the same body.......

now your talkingwink
i love Magic Noir (think thats how it spelt) :lol2:
but anything with a musk smell really does it for me wink
Go on then i suppose we'll still go rolleyes
:lol2:
Cya all there :thumbup:
anyone know of any good local B&B's :lol2:
Quote by seagull69

SEAGULL69 The point about me ( chris ) not being gay is that iam not, i only said it 3 times all week and they just happen to put it in 3 times !!!! they thought it was funny and it gets my point accoss so iam happy with that, its only a bit of fun after for the little willies comment by Lorraine it was just a general comment thats all, most men have little willies.( thats a fact we have been around to know )Lorraine likes them big as Chris is was not meant to mean all americans have little willies, come on use your loaf the older swingers we were just making a point that we dont want to play with oldies and on the thursday night they were all old and we mean old and we were then worried that the whole weekend was going to be like cpls then came in on the Friday so all was must remember that there was 40 hours of footage filmed for a show that was on for an hour !!!!

What can I say banghead
most men have small willies?
i have been around too and i wouldn't say MOST men have little willies at all confused
Quote by bailiffs
what can i say there's alot of very sad, weird and sexually deprived people in this world maybe they should legalise prostitution????
louxxxx

i doubt that would work, people who do such things like are not after sex its the power they want and they would not get that from a prostitue, i honestly do not think a rapest would use a prostitue if it was legal
well if it was up to me id chop ther bollox off, what is the world coming to?
and i'd hold them down for you wink
Quote by bailiffs
what can i say there's alot of very sad, weird and sexually deprived people in this world maybe they should legalise prostitution????
louxxxx

i doubt that would work, people who do such things like are not after sex its the power they want and they would not get that from a prostitue, i honestly do not think a rapest would use a prostitue if it was legal
Quote by HuxleyNSusie
Now here is a minority group I can get stuck bunch of smug self satifisfied uninsured b's

and old people on them batterys scooter thingys mad
now i'm all for independance but they drive on busy roads, i even had to call the cops once cause one was going round a main roundabout in dudley the wrong way :shock: (i think he had the safer to face on coming traffic thing in mind) but old people really do need lessons on how to use them things, not just let loose on the streets as soon as they buy them confused
Quote by nesxycple
Right i want to let of steam about something
(sorry going to totally change the subject here)
Last night my 11 year old daughter, while out with her friend at the shops, was attacked by a fully grown man, she has a mobile which she wears round her neck on one of these rope thingys all the kids wear, anyway he decided he wanted her phone and grabbed it snapping the cord and as kids do she tryed to stop him at which point he punched her in the face and kicked her a few times around the legs area, now lucky for my daughter she was outside the shops and some people coming out the shop who saw what was happening came to her aid, as you can imagine she was pretty shaken when she got home but sadly she didn't know the guy who did it and neither did anyone who witnessed the attack so i wondred if it was worth calling the police.
But when i got up this morning it was playing on my mind and i decided i had to call the police just incase he hurt any other kids so they at least had a record of the guy and who to look out for, so i called the local police station and told them what happened and in reply i got......so what do you want us to do about it? :shock: so i explained that i though they may have been grateful for a description incase it tryed it again etc and in reply i got.....well if you find out who he is give me a call and we'll see if we can help, we are to busy to come out for such minor incidences at the moment :shock: :shock:
now excuse me but isn't it their job to find out who criminals are? as for minor incidence, ok so as it happens she was luck there was people around to help but had she been away from the shops would he have stopped and ran off when he did?
is it really safe for me to be walking the streets looking for a guy who has no problem punching children?
not sure wether i'm more ranting over the :censored: who hurt my child in the first place or the total lack of interest i got from the police
but thats it rant over mad

Did you get back in touch with the police NN as they have to do something. It is classed as theft (I know this from experience) and if you haven't already call the network provider and have the sim and phone blocked that way it will be useless to anyone; even if they buy a new sim card they won't be able to use it.
i did get back in touch with the police, i went down to the station about lunch time and did a sit in :lol2: the guy on the desk was actually quite hellpfull and said they would look into the way i was treated by the phone help desk, someone is coming out later this evening to take a statement, so we'll just have to see what happens.
As for the phone he didn't actually get away with it, when the people came out the shop and went over to help her i think he must have dropped it on all the comation but the case is all smashed up but its a nokia so a new case isn't much for it, not that the phone matters but shes quite upset about it, thats kids for you i suppose lol
is bulimia not a eating disorder? so how has it got anything to do with sex, oral or other wise, bulimic women would still make themselves sick if they never had sex, bulimia is a mental health issue and has nothing to do with sex, what about str8 males who are bulimic? its not sexest you know men can suffer with t it too :lol2:
But i think we all know now the threads been locks a lot of people wont go, i'm happy to go wether there a meet or not so long as its not saturday :lol2:
so if noone is taking over and can confirm the meets still going ahead i wont be going