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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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only thing you can trust is your instincts
You have to kiss a lot of toads b4 you find your princess, we all talk to fakers and you will be no different wink
can i just ask where about you go dogging (will have to reply in pm tho as i think you can't put names up in here lol)
i have been to a couple west mids dogging sites but never found any good ones, so if you could point us in the right direction that would be great :thumbup:
me (while drinking his coffee) : you know duck you make far better coffee than me, i think you should do it all the time :twisted:
Quote by Sensori
And cum swapping.

what do you mean by that, that u use condoms so cum does not swap into the other persons body or you don't cum with others? (we actually met a couple once who had a no cumming with others rule :shocksmile
Quote by Mal
Perhaps I was getting the right replies - only time will tell!!! lol
Mal
wink

oi your going to the dentist remember :lol2:
Quote by Vicky_uk
well not having a cock myself i can only take other peoples word for it but i was told, by a male friend, that if you laid on your arm till it went dead (you know the feeling when u wake up in the morning and u think its gone :shock: ), then use said arm to have a wank with, with the aid of your good arm to help move dead arm :lol2:
sounds very complicated but have been told it feels like someone else is doing it wink

I heard something similar they reckon either sitting on your hands or using the other hand feels like someone else is doing it ............. wink
ok so which on of you lovely guys is going 2 try it and come give us a report?
Quote by Basket Case

I would have thought masturbation is safer (and more enjoyable !!!) lol
Basket Case

you really are a basket case arn't you? :shock:
Gulity as charged.
I do try to live up to my username. What about you Naughty Nymphos1 ? wink
Basket Case
Never been to Chams and been 30th in the queue for NN do you with a strap-on then BasketCase??? lol
come to think of it, neither have I! I'll get me coat :uhoh:
I can't say that I've had the pleasure. Although I think I'd prefer to be the one doing the penetrating !!!
rolleyes well thats just boring
hey strap ons now thats safe sex lol
lovely bum it may be but cummon pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee
anyone who thinks that is a womans arse has serious problems :shock:
Quote by Basket Case

I would have thought masturbation is safer (and more enjoyable !!!) lol
Basket Case

you really are a basket case arn't you? :shock:
Gulity as charged.
I do try to live up to my username. What about you Naughty Nymphos1 ? wink
Basket Case
get ur arse upto the west mids and find out wink
its what i would do lol
well if i didn't have the hubbie i just get him to do all my pc stuff lol
nice arse by the way wink
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Whatever you do, DO NOT be tempted to experiment with a bottle!!! confused confused confused redface redface redface

its ok i have a hammer on stand by lads wink
Quote by GenHertsCpl
About 1982, I had a home perm........... blink say no more..........lol

:lol2: :thumbup:
yep i had the perm too bolt
dawnie thats not really you is it? rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao *ahem* bolt
Quote by Basket Case
I would have thought masturbation is safer (and more enjoyable !!!) lol
Basket Case

you really are a basket case arn't you? :shock:
personally i cannot see how someone can have sex without kissing :shock: but thats just my views and i know we all like different, to me sex with no kissing is too clinical, i don't see kissing as intimate its the feeling for the person behind who your kissing that does that, you can kiss with lust and you can kiss with love same as any part of sex so to me how is kissing any different to having sex, how can sex not be intimate? because you are shagging for lust not love, does that make any sence? :lol2:
And i never get this whole i will kiss women but not men thing, what is the difference between a woman kissing a woman and a man as far as it being to intiment is concerned? again not pushing my views on others i just like to understand peoples views, as a bi woman i like men and women on a 50/50 level and personally i do not see kissing a woman any different to kissing a guy (besides the stubble that is).
I love kissing, i would not meet someone who had a no kissing rule passionkiss
P.S Xtasia ain't in brum :lol2: (sorry had 2 be said)
Quote by Dawn_Mids
well not having a cock myself i can only take other peoples word for it but i was told, by a male friend, that if you laid on your arm till it went dead (you know the feeling when u wake up in the morning and u think its gone :shock: ), then use said arm to have a wank with, with the aid of your good arm to help move dead arm :lol2:
sounds very complicated but have been told it feels like someone else is doing it wink

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
By the time you've done all that the mood has passed :lol2:
its a hard life being a man innit? :lol2:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
so what did you mean by .....my mum takes my norty SH pics? :shock:

and why haven't we seen an example of her work dunno
good point wink
well not having a cock myself i can only take other peoples word for it but i was told, by a male friend, that if you laid on your arm till it went dead (you know the feeling when u wake up in the morning and u think its gone :shock: ), then use said arm to have a wank with, with the aid of your good arm to help move dead arm :lol2:
sounds very complicated but have been told it feels like someone else is doing it wink
Quote by debz4u
sorry evry1 i get angry sorry chris redface

Thats ok... no harm done.
angry by what? :shock:
God knows... I find it best not to ask...!.
BOTHERED cracks me up that biggrin
still don't know by what tho dunno
Quote by EagerSlut

fact - lesbian sex is the safest sex going wink

Sorry but I have to disagree with you.
That's a fallacy if ever there was one.

not according to my m8 at the GU clinic confused
Quote by EnglishChris99
sorry evry1 i get angry sorry chris redface

Thats ok... no harm done.
angry by what? :shock:
God knows... I find it best not to ask...!
best put my strap on away lol
Quote by leprechaun
yes judy buys me fish and chips evrytime i walk her to the chippy(maxwells) after all the village socials

in that case i'm going 2 start going out with judy :lol2: