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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by nesxycple
and particulary how do you ladies protect yourselves when with each other.

fact - lesbian sex is the safest sex going wink
Quote by leprechaun
i came here on the offer of free fish and chips

did you get any? :shock:
ok i'm going to be honest......i came here cause they shut the msn rooms down :lol2:
Quote by EnglishChris99
sorry evry1 i get angry sorry chris redface

Thats ok... no harm done.
angry by what? :shock:
Quote by bluexxx
Thanks Steph.
Advice noted.
Slim
Attractive
Intelligent
Athletic
Blue eyes
Flat tum
Small bum
Adventurous
Looking for similar female or couple
Will that do for starters?

No, it's more of less the same info you gave in your first post!
Try letting people know YOU and your PERSONALITY... or would that be more difficult than just jotting down a few adjectives that are mainly about your appearance?
i was just thinking hes already told us all that
Quote by meat2pleaseu
errr, ummm, well....
11.0 redface how did that happen?

you have posted 1277 times in under 4 months :shock:
ffs have u got blisters on your fingers?
anyway where you been?
Quote by Sexysteph
marmalaid stripped off and being bound and gagged? does life get better than this wink

I would imagine it would be better if Ice were the subject, it's only polite as it's his thread after all lol
Actually it's not Chris pmsl it's lordnladys
Steph
damn she beat me to it
quick fingers me wink
So I have heard evil wink lol
are you flirting with me young lady redface
Quote by Sexysteph
marmalaid stripped off and being bound and gagged? does life get better than this wink

I would imagine it would be better if Ice were the subject, it's only polite as it's his thread after all lol
Actually it's not Chris pmsl it's lordnladys
Steph
damn she beat me to it
quick fingers me wink
Quote by marmalaid
marmalaid stripped off and being bound and gagged? does life get better than this wink

I would imagine it would be better if Ice were the subject, it's only polite as it's his thread after all lol
actually its lordnladies thread lol
Quote by Sexysteph
Yep if you have the waxing stuff handy to do his legs for him too :twisted: :twisted: and maybe the old strappie to hand as well wink

someone say strap on? :twisted:
Quote by marmalaid
You can expect to be bound and gagged by those that don't want me stripped off now though biggrin

marmalaid stripped off and being bound and gagged? does life get better than this wink
Quote by marmalaid
And he was wearing clothes! That was a first! lol
Sorry, mini hijack over!

yep didn't see him get naked once, even after the munch confused
No one asked!
what??!! :shock:
you mean if i had asked you'd have stripped off? :shock: :shock:
now you tell me :doh:
Quote by mistress_sassy
And he was wearing clothes! That was a first! lol
Sorry, mini hijack over!

yep didn't see him get naked once, even after the munch confused
Welcome back jenna kiss
Glad you decided to seek help and i hope everything works out for you :cheers:
no sorry can't help
i never use search button i just post and if they lock it, they lock it :lol2:
Hope this helps bolt
Quote by Sexysteph
which ages and races are you bothered by?

I was wondering about that too seeing he has started to shout about it wink
Calm down hunni
Steph biggrin
i was going 2 ask when i first read the post but didn't want to be the first on the thread to mention it lol
but now u asking.......bothered? by what? :lol2:
yes i have this problem
i work nights over the weekend so find it very hard to meet when most people are looking, due to the fact people work in the week noone ever seems to want to meet week nights when its best for me sad
i usually put in a holiday to get 2 munches, other than that i just meet when i can and hope someone is free wink
Quote by Alexandra
Only 1 thing ....
I really do hope this doen't turn into another case of people posting utter garbage just to get their post count up!
It's happened before! rolleyes

i post garbage anyone so noone will notice in my case lol
sorry to have to do ths but
on 2 of your other posts you have been 37 amd you are 38 on another post bolt
Quote by Alleyson
Babies smile

oh yeah i love the smell of new born babies, their hair (if they have any :lol2smile smells great when its just dryed after using johnsons shampoo :inlove:
Quote by Darkfire
petrol :twisted: !

gives me headache :cry:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
10.5 per day !! redface redface redface redface redface

so how does this work then?
ok we have established i'm a whore cause i'm female who posts over 9 posts a day but what are guys who post more that 9 posts a day??
Quote by Ice Pie
And in a bizarre and completely unexpected break with tradition, Marmalaid wore....
.....
... clothes!
Honest, I was there, I saw it. :shock:

i know i had to do a double take :shock: :shock:
i went over to say hi to the newbie at one point :lol2:
not sure what i'd call me
i like to say :welcome: to all the newbies who post a hi thread, other than that i just reply to stuff i read that gets my interest confused
saying that i'm on post a day, should i be worried?

Quote by westerross
More than 9 per day (sorry girls) - Whore :giggle:

:shock:
Quote by HarryJones

5pm this morning? I am on British Summer Time, what clock mechanism time zone are you on? lol
oh shut up i was tired ok lol
AM redface
i love the smell of wet washing when its just come out the washer with nice smelly fabric conditioner on it :smug:
Any single guy fancy coming to chameleons with me tomorrow night?
(monday 10th october)
For those who don't know Monday is bi night so guys must be bi
Would rather it be someone i know, but understand its short notice and people work during week so open to any offers really :lol2:
I am married but we both meet as singles too and as my hubby is not bi he does not go to chams on monday
Add number 58264 (cause i can't be arsed to write a bit about me, hey its late (feels it anyway confused ) and i was munching and after parting till 5pm this morning :lol2smile

P.S Please note i am not your perfect size 10 so if you don't like a bit of extra padding don't reply wink
because chameleons is only a cpl miles away from us and we go a lot and so do a lot of other local people i have bumped into many people i know from there while shopping lol
Quote by postie
So being fairly new here and never having been to a munch yet I was wondering what the dress code was especially for the women?
Please don't say come in what you feel comfortable in as thats nude and I don't think they will let me in the front door in my birthday suit.
DD

HI DD biggrin
If your thinking about the Plymouth Meet, last time ladies were wearing a varied mix, from jeans, dresses, to short skirts.
I hear Marcuso was too ! :lol2:
now u know marcuso always wears them bloody red shorts confused