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9 Oct 2005

ever shot someone with a bow and arrow? :lol2:
what kinda question is that ffs?
my results was
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the doorâ€¦
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: Â£0 .
not to bad really

9 Oct 2005

i have found a lot of guys like anal stimulation of some kind

9 Oct 2005

hello

9 Oct 2005

Thanx Sean for a great night, was great to meet up with old faces and new, have to say i lost count of the amount fo people who came up to me and said words along the lines of.....was nervous to say hi to you cause u scare me on the forum i have no idea why i'm nice really
Thanx to Lil_bunny for inviting us back to her after the munch :rose:
catch you all again soon :inlove:

9 Oct 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
Woohoo!! I'm a swinger as well then (even though I do meet other singles as well as couples)..... hang on..... does this mean I'm only half a swinger?

no it means your greedy

9 Oct 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
Oh ffs. Does it really matter?

well its a fair question lol

9 Oct 2005

Quote by LilMissGullable
So a single person when meeting another single person is not a swinger unless they are going with more than one person.
Therefore, me being married and meeting a single person, with my wifes permission, is not swinging either.

Nope ..... according to 3someinpreston
i suppose swinging is a state of mind but
I meet as a single fem, my hubbie meets as a single too, and i have to admit if i meet a single as a single i do not consider that swinging, as to me 1 on 1 with a guy does not feel like swinging, but then 1 on 1 with a guy is something i very very rearly do anyway

8 Oct 2005

Quote by blithe spirit
The Penguin Cafe Orchestra

:shock:
that cannnot be the real name for anything? :lol2:

8 Oct 2005

Happy Birthday

8 Oct 2005

Quote by sleazy
Most beauty salons offer a Hollywood or Brazillian. I get waxed at a local tanning and beauty shop. It a bit painful, but the results are worth it.

ok sorry to be dumb but whats hollywood?
A Hollywood is a complete wax - nothing left, a Brazillian is just leaving a strip. Some salons mix the names up thou so double check when making an appointment..........if you do that is lol. lol

lol

ohhh i knew what brazillian was, didn't know bald had a name tho lol
so tell me....serious head on now...when i shave i have to do it every day cause it grows so fast does it take longer to grow back if its waxed? do u not have stubble the next day?
sorry girly mo there
as you was
More than happy to help your curiosity hun........ now where are those candles and my zippo..........
piss off bolt

bolt

8 Oct 2005

Quote by chocolateknob
Yes I did, I don't have a problem picking a silly name. Your point?

Please answer me if you didn't have a problem picking a silly name why are you so defensive about? if you know its a silly name surly you was expecting the odd comment on it?
Many people have silly names on this site, yes me included, and we all have a laugh about it with each other, this site is not to be taken seriously most people on here will not be being nasty to you unless you are to them, i guess the thing with writing is you cannnot put emotion into you writing so its easy to take people the wrong way, if i have upset you in anyway i for one am sorry but you really should lighten up and have a laugh with others, and by having a laugh i don't mean insulting people defending yourself, unless that is your idea of a laugh?!

7 Oct 2005

tut
well you obviously havn't got a sence of humor pet!!
though this forum was about having a laugh with others, other do it and take it well enough, will make a note not to try and have a laugh with you no more
i reach for the bold button when i post cause i like it bold has nothing to do with the fact i'm 4ft 10 honest

7 Oct 2005

Quote by MadAtGravity
I think the only sports I'm interested in are ones that involve engines.

ffs not a train spotter?
They do train races :shock: Tell me, where, where!!!!! Must find train races!!!!!!! rotflmao

rotflmao

:lol2:

lol

No no no, stuff like Moto GP, Touring Cars, superbikes etc....
never lol
yeah they go train racers, the virgin one racers thro Tipton ever hour lol

7 Oct 2005

Quote by hotscottishsam
i kinda have, she was a lap dancer but it wasn't in a club was a friend of a friend and was at her house.
does that count?
though not

that's the kind of friend i'd like to have: free lap dances! fantastic! biggrin

biggrin

well she was kinda just showing me what she did, was a girly moment

7 Oct 2005

Quote by PlymstockSteve
I think the only sports I'm interested in are ones that involve engines.

ffs not a train spotter?
beat me to it
wink

wink

7 Oct 2005

Quote by MadAtGravity
I think the only sports I'm interested in are ones that involve engines.

ffs not a train spotter?

7 Oct 2005

:welcome:

7 Oct 2005

Quote by MadAtGravity
Yep, I'm a bloke who doesn't like football :shock:

marry me :lol2:
As long as you don't chase me with your strap-on.......
well.....you know......i can't promise

7 Oct 2005

Quote by MadAtGravity
Yep, I'm a bloke who doesn't like football :shock:

marry me :lol2:

7 Oct 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
then u get the odd one grow though which i pluck out

:shock: :shock: :shock:

7 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
you know your really not nice to me
i'm reporting you to a mod :huh:

rotflmao

rotflmao

rotflmao

rotflmao

rotflmao

Don't try that Dawn_Mids, she's bloody useless rolleyes

rolleyes

i know
she hijacks peoples thread too :lol2:

7 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Why can't she arrange it for herself

are you following me? :huh:
No but I bet you'd like me to :rascal:
only if youn have a starp on
Sod off :eeek: bolt

bolt

you know your really not nice to me
i'm reporting you to a mod :huh:

7 Oct 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Most beauty salons offer a Hollywood or Brazillian. I get waxed at a local tanning and beauty shop. It a bit painful, but the results are worth it.

ok sorry to be dumb but whats hollywood?
A Hollywood is a complete wax - nothing left, a Brazillian is just leaving a strip. Some salons mix the names up thou so double check when making an appointment..........if you do that is lol. lol

lol

ohhh i knew what brazillian was, didn't know bald had a name tho lol
so tell me....serious head on now...when i shave i have to do it every day cause it grows so fast does it take longer to grow back if its waxed? do u not have stubble the next day?
sorry girly mo there
as you was

7 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Why can't she arrange it for herself

are you following me? :huh:
No but I bet you'd like me to :rascal:
only if youn have a starp on

7 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Can't we have both and shag during the match with one eye on the TV

no
Why not :shock:
cause i said so.......ok?!
:shock: I'm scared of you so OK bolt

bolt

yeah right
I am redface

redface

I'm scared you're going to come after me with your strap on :eeek:
only if you say please

7 Oct 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Most beauty salons offer a Hollywood or Brazillian. I get waxed at a local tanning and beauty shop. It a bit painful, but the results are worth it.

ok sorry to be dumb but whats hollywood?

7 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Why can't she arrange it for herself

are you following me? :huh:

7 Oct 2005

why don't she just shave it herself

7 Oct 2005

Quote by hotscottishsam
have any of the ladies here had a dance from a female stripper?

i kinda have, she was a lap dancer but it wasn't in a club was a friend of a friend and was at her house.
does that count?
though not

7 Oct 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
2nd one A guy dipped his oily cock in my lager I didnt half kick up a fuss

PMSL i can't just imagine you