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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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My advice (as a bi fem lol ) is go to a swinging club, untill you get to know people on here i personally wouldn't even bother looking on the internet, its full of so many time wasters and men posing as fems, at least at clubs you can see who your talking to and have a proper chat b4 deciding if you all like, when you have got to know a few people and know who is genuine and whos not and also when you have got yourself known as genuine then i would look on here, as a rule you will find that bi fems play with the known genuine couples, for reasons i have mentioned above biggrin
I never get any replys from my add either and i have had one posted for about 2 years now rolleyes
just think sod em and go for a pint like i do bolt
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I'm sorted I think confused I have a membership for Chams... me and jiggly bum got it... So do you know if its cool for me to use this membership for me and rockstripe... or what dunno
Help needed please..... wink

i doubt she will remember who u went in with last time lol
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can i suggest you take you mobile number off you sig b4 a mod see's it wink

Or his girlfriend!
lol
trust u, i never though of that wink
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all i can say is.......nipple clamps :shock: :shock: :uhoh: bolt

You off to find yours from under the bed NN?
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noooooooooooo feck off i have limits and clamping my nipples is one of them :shock: confused
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G string and men are just WRONG !
Peter Stringfellow .......................................
...........................the prosecution rests.

Peter Stringfellow is just WRONG
he don't need G strings
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I don't mind a good g-string/posing pouch on a man. I've worn a few in my time and all have been very funny.


innocent bolt
:shock: :shock: :shock:
wtf :shock:
i so hope thats not you :shock:
after having my kids i decided it was time for the hubby to get the snip, well cummon i did my bit was his turn to be in pain lol well he wasn't really into the idea so i told him he wasn't get any sex till he got it done, 8 months later he went to see the doc lol
say i pulled over for a snooze :sleeping: cause you lot recon we shouldn't drive when tired as it causes accidents :thumbup:
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Hi All,
I am new to all this but have decided to share this rather long story of my first experiences with this site......Are you sitting comfortably? I will begin.......
I posted an add a little while ago...I was (and still am) unsure, uncertain, where all this was going to take me and so I started on my jounery of descovery. I was hit by well over 300 replies within the first couple of weeks and have not had time to read them all let alone reply..........
I have meet a few. Meeting guys in itself has been an interesting experience...Thats when they decide to turn up.............and i have had every excuse under the sun for guys NOT to meet from.......gone shopping......decided to go swimming....the Pope has died....my wife has withdrawn permission........
Then the ones that have turned up .....What can I say???..........Interesting............Some, I wonder exactly when the photo of themselves was taken and when one guy turned up with his "baby", his whippet(dog), in the car...well...I ask you????
But there have been a few encounters, which have been great fun..............
I have been plauged though, by guys wanting to get out of my house the instant they have cum and I have been thinking about setting up a "Top Gear" score chart as to whome is the quickest to cum and go.
It all culminated with one guy (that I had met before,) turning up at my house. We had a great time for about 20 mins, infact we broke the kitchen table....... That did bring a halt to the proceedings and I put the kettle on. He went out to the car to "have a fag".............and.........then........WENT HOME!!!!!!........No "goodbye" No "thanks, I will see ya"............NOTHING!!!!! I was left there, expecting a full night of passion and just ended up with a full kettle!!!
That was when I put the PPS on my add saying "no fuck and goes please". The mod to my add cause another wave of email, most of which that I havnt had chance to read, but those I have, have mostly been very nice. BUT!!!!!!! I have just had one tonight, which has promted me to tell you all, which said.............. "You should take up jogging and if I didnt have such a big arse, guys wouldnt just fuck and go".............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...........I cant believe it!!!! My ass has been admired by many!!! Whats all this about then???? Should i lose 5 stone and become a twig????
EEEEKKKKKKK!!!!
Jx

No i'm sorry but i have to say this is one of if not the best post i have ever read on here, and me laughing cause i could see so many of the men i have met/spoke to in her post lol
He'd only been a member 6 day
Hope he never has to wait for a bloody bus if he gets fed up that easy :shock:
i think water sports is more common that you may think, i have had loads of guys asking me if i'm into it, and even had some guys i have met offering me their bodies when i have said i'm going to the loo lol
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HIya once more Ricky
Forgot to tell you I can read french too so Pms written in French telling me I make you sick are rather pathetic

nice man confused
cummon girls form a queue, and no pushing lol
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Macclesfield Male.. Would Like Decent Girl for Night!

Come on....sell yourself.......put yourself in a woman's place,would you be impressed by your ad??
the thing is he prob would be lol
men think like men, well cause they are men, if a woman posted a add saying.......fuck wanted for friday night.....men would reply cause thats all the info most men need wink infact a lot of guys would see a add like that as to good to be true confused
Just out of interest where would the party be?
i assum you don't mean at a pub or it would be just 2 munches? and if its at your house hope its a bloody big one lol