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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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I was on the pc only a week or so again and from upstairs my 13 year old daughter said to me on messenger "mum do you like dp?" :shock: (i think she forgot the my!!)
so after falling off the chair, picking myself up and getting back to the pc i nervously asked "whats dp?"
"my display picture!!"
we had free view many years ago, had a new ariel and still couldn;t get all the channels mad in my opinion its crap lol
well i think you have realised by now women of all ages and sizes go to chams and to be honest i don't think anyone really feels out of place as it is a such a relaxed place, you are supposed to email the club first b4 you go as membership is limited, but you will enjoy it :thumbup:
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do ladies find men in string underwear sexy?

in a word.....
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo rolleyes
Welcome to the site biggrin
I'm not very big on advice except to say get yourself known and try a munch i think most newbies enjoy them.
Hope you find what you are looking for wink
P.S Minxy put ya tits away you tart wink
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Sorry but i'm going to be a kill joy now lol
I have been talking to Lynne tonight (thats the manager of the club for those who do not know) and she said membership spaces are very limited at the moment and they have been turning people away at the door, including females and couples, to make sure you get in you must send her a email and await one in return to confirm you will get membership, if you do not do this the chances are you will not get in the club, so i would urge anyone who is a none member to email str8 away.
Ideaily the email would contain a bit about your swinging past, obviously no details lol just if you are new or if you have experience, if you have been to any other clubs, the date you wish to attend chameleons etc and obviously your names so she can add you to the door list for when you go, also two forms of ID will be needed on the night. Any single guys who have a single's membership will also have to do this as you can not go in a couple on a singles membership.
So any single ladies who wish to pair up with a guy best do it asap so you can send a email off as you have to add your names, the membership confirming also goes out to single fems so any single ladies who do not wish to pair up with a guy still needs to get confermation of membership.
I know this is a pain but it is due to the shortage of membership spaces as it is a very popular club.
Sorry for the kinda thread hijack but i would hate for anyone who has traveled a long way to go to get turned away at the door.
Thanx smile

Thanks Ali .... by no means a hijack hon ... thanks for the info and the assistance
.. I suppose you want to give me a BJ for that now don't you?..... oh ok, go on then.

Hang on i think you got that mixed up somehow confused
I'll Pm you the email address then if anyone needs it they can Pm you for it biggrin
Helpfull soul ain't it confused
don't worry about being from brum, someones gotta live there :therethere:
:welcome: to the site
have fun wink
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Housetrained...just! biggrin

i have a rolled up news paper and i ain' t afraid to use it if your not :twisted:
:welcome: to the site
have fun wink
Sorry but i'm going to be a kill joy now lol
I have been talking to Lynne tonight (thats the manager of the club for those who do not know) and she said membership spaces are very limited at the moment and they have been turning people away at the door, including females and couples, to make sure you get in you must send her a email and await one in return to confirm you will get membership, if you do not do this the chances are you will not get in the club, so i would urge anyone who is a none member to email str8 away.
Ideaily the email would contain a bit about your swinging past, obviously no details lol just if you are new or if you have experience, if you have been to any other clubs, the date you wish to attend chameleons etc and obviously your names so she can add you to the door list for when you go, also two forms of ID will be needed on the night. Any single guys who have a single's membership will also have to do this as you can not go in a couple on a singles membership.
So any single ladies who wish to pair up with a guy best do it asap so you can send a email off as you have to add your names, the membership confirming also goes out to single fems so any single ladies who do not wish to pair up with a guy still needs to get confermation of membership.
I know this is a pain but it is due to the shortage of membership spaces as it is a very popular club.
Sorry for the kinda thread hijack but i would hate for anyone who has traveled a long way to go to get turned away at the door.
Thanx smile
well we used 2 use toothpaste when we was kids cause i was told it works but it don't lol
don't think theres anything besides a polo neck jumper lol
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oh oh hang on just had a thought......
is this the point where we all send you loads of pms confused
nice try :twisted:

Nice try I know but still hasn't worked - looks like I will just have to get down on my knees and beg now then doesn't it!
rolleyes :doh: ffs
oh oh hang on just had a thought......
is this the point where we all send you loads of pms confused
nice try :twisted:
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Who, just who told men it was good to go on and on and on?
I just hate it when some eejit whispers "I could do this all night" whilst he mechanically thumps away.
Yawn!!
You know, that steady, monotonous humping that does nothing but get you sore, if you're lucky?
Sheesh, I am so glad those days have passed me by. These days, when I'm done, or bored, or both... I just say so, roll over and (generally speaking) fall asleep and start snoring.

:laughabove:
oh m8 i know just where your comeing from :thumbup:
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large breasted women should trampolene naked on television. that should render football obsolete overnight

fuck me :shock:
where did you come from?

geographicaly, biologicaly or what?
lol any of the above, kinda ment where u been hiding past few days?
see i miss nowt me wink
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Just the right amount of drink turns me into an insatiable hellkat demonic sex mad nympho .......... phew I'm glad I got that out inot the open lol

gin does it for me :twisted:
honest half a bottle of gin and i'm anyones, everyones in fact, i have been banned from drinking it at munches lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
large breasted women should trampolene naked on television. that should render football obsolete overnight

fuck me :shock:
where did you come from?
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you can't shoot minxy :eeek:

I never said I would.... :shock:
oh yeah redface
must have shooting on the brain lol