Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

Forum

Quote by postie
PETA* and all animal rights activists be covered by the Terrorism act.
Everyone be entitled to equal human rights, no matter what the circumstances (lets see those human rights campaigners endorse that! silly)

All Welsh forum members who fly the Welsh flag as avatars, or have the word Welsh in their name ( biwelshminx, welshbicouple... etc) to write their posts in English and Welsh.... lol ......
though we may have to send Freckledbird on a Welsh language course so she can check their spelling....and then tell us all if they are just making it up
bolt
you can't shoot minxy :eeek:
Quote by dambuster
It should be law that Marmite be kept in a db-proof jar, locked in a db-proof cupboard.
And Tufanega and baked beans (cold) should be available on the NHS, quicklyer than booking a medical fgs ! !

make it law to shoot any dambusters on sight :shock:
Quote by Sexysteph
hi wishmaster...count me in..esp if you and i can go as a couple mmmmmmmmmmm..........brings back memories of being in a jacuzzi with you...... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
David

:shock: i'll bring the strap on wink
Oh, nothing...
oh i don't need reminding about that wink
Do you reckon we could sell tickets NN got to be worth 10 ShGoldfish to see that and if its both being strappied well 20 shgoldfish lol lol
oh i'd say at least 30 lol
Quote by marmalaid
hi wishmaster...count me in..esp if you and i can go as a couple mmmmmmmmmmm..........brings back memories of being in a jacuzzi with you...... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
David

:shock: i'll bring the strap on wink
Oh, nothing...
oh i don't need reminding about that wink
i would ban preganat women from smoking.
The law state no one under the age of 16 can smoke, are these poor little babies not people worthy of that protection too? they should be even more so as they are in the most critical stages of development mad
Also going back to TJ and her dole scroungers lol
Now i understand that sometime we need help, i may self have lost my job in the past and had to reply of benifits till i have found something else but what i object to is people who sit on the does for years having loads of kids, now i had to plan my family round my finances so why should they have loads and get played for it??
so my law would be that the dole only pay for your first two kids after that u provide for them yourself!
Quote by marmalaid
It's orange juice and lemonade usually for me at a munch or before a meet, anything stronger just wouldn't do.

hang on :shock: you mean u was sober when u turned up in the fairy suit :shock:
:welcome: to the site
can i just ask you not to judge us all by Marcuso, some of us are actually very nice lol lol
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Availiable right now, just call and i'll be there!
Just a laid back guy looking for some fun.
I want pure lust.
Looking for a woman with an imagination and knows how to use it.

Well thats helpful rolleyes
Is it working for you NN dunno
yep, u want me to pick you up on way i'm driving thro birmingham?bolt
Quote by marmalaid
oi NN stop hijacking wishmasters post with spurrios threats to my anal pasages lol....its meant to be a fun night lol

rolleyes
its ok i'd only forget about it anyway lol
Can I help you out with a gentle reminder there, NN?
reminder about what? :eeek:
Quote by funkibabe-yorks
redface aww shucks guys lol
You only allowed to come if you promise to buy me an ice cream and kiss me quick hat.

:huh: loon
Quote by sleazy
Not quite Knee but similar op , I had an elbow replaced beginning of last year when the selfish of Air didn't support my weight when i parted company with the bike lol.............. op was fine, cast is a pain in the ass, but at end of day m8, they are only gunna do an op like that if they think it is gunna help your quality of life, its not a cheap procedure and NHS are tight gits lol

and he even managed to sit in the jacuzzi at chameleons, complete with bin bag over said cast lol lol
i'd do white water rafting is it wasn't so wet, do they have a drive river anywhere? you know like these dry sky slopes :haha:
Quote by Mal

I'd be horrified. Last thing I want to do at a Munch is talk shop. lol

I couldn't agree more, Ice!!!! lol
Mal
wink
lol lol lol
i just read that and thought .....good point
i have to admit that bumping into someone i know at a munch or club bothers me not at all, after all we are all here for the same reason, and they are hardly going to tell everyone are they now wink
we bumped into my hubby boss at a club about 3 years ago lol
Quote by Mal
no mal
where talking about mike23nw
does he have an ad witha bi woman partner

So was I. Yes he does have such an ad.
Mal
ohh get you lol
its still a odd name for a couple :haha:

Pssst!! It's not their real name!! lol
Mal
wink
what :eeek: :eeek:
u mean i didn't have to use my real name :shock:
Quote by Mal
no mal
where talking about mike23nw
does he have an ad witha bi woman partner

So was I. Yes he does have such an ad.
Mal
ohh get you lol
its still a odd name for a couple :haha:
Quote by sleazy
MMmm hard one to decide........ a good real tree always looks better, but I have yet to find a rememby for 'needle droppage' that actually works ( is there another thread in the making there ?) fake are cheaper and far cleaner............ think on balance I would have to go with fake cause I is an idle git and anything thats gunna create more work has got to be a bad thing lol

and since when did you buy or clean up after a christmas tree? not in the bloody past 14 years u ain't lol
Quote by jamnat20032003
no mal
where talking about mike23nw
does he have an ad witha bi woman partner

i have to admit i thought mike23nw was a odd name for a couple lol
Quote by Mal
Not necessarily. His ad is as a couple with a bi partner, so give him the benefit of doubt.
Mal

do we have to? lol
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Said my bit, now I will shut up

you can tell hes not a woman.....we never shut up biggrin
Quote by northwestmale30
HI Naughty Nymphos it is a shame but i can travel if your interested have u done this before ?

ermm once or twice :angel: