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12 Sep 2005

hummm after much though i have come up with a order whicg had been edited several times to get it right
1 Touch - surely the feel had got to be best?
2 Hearing - as someone else said hearing others is a huge turn on
3 Sight - If it looks good shag it
4 Smell - If it smells good shag it
5 Taste - No comment :gagged:

12 Sep 2005

No power cut here
and i didn't post between and :notes: either nor was i shagging
hang on i was in bed till just gone so i suppose there could have been a power cut
No hang on if there was the clock on my micro wave would have been flashing
ok i'm just woffeling now

11 Sep 2005

Reminded me of my mum when i was a kid, my dad used to keep oscars, now for all of you who don't know these are quite big yet very dull fish, anyway one day my mum decided to brighten up the tank by buying a dozen neons (for those who don't know very very small brightly coloured fish) :shock: awww don't they look cute she says anyway we got up next day and there no sight of any neons (bet u didn't see that coming :! humm odd thinks my mum (thick cow she is ) and goes back to the pet shop and buys some more :shock: :shock: anyway cut a long story short she even went back to the pet shop and complained thats her neons kept going awol over night thankfully i didn't get her brains
Suppose what i'm trying to get at is are sure its not been eaten confused

confused

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11 Sep 2005

Quote by Nomad_Soul
i'm on nights so i have been watching the back of my eye lids all day

Any interesting images there that you care to share with us ??? lol

lol

lol

only images of you

11 Sep 2005

not having much luck today are we debz?
i'd offer you down to mine but i bet i'm to far sad

sad

11 Sep 2005

did we find out what the other 3 fetishes was?

11 Sep 2005

i'm on nights so i have been watching the back of my eye lids all day lol

lol

11 Sep 2005

Quote by EnglishChris99
I am having touble understanding how a straight wank club might work..?!?!?! Can understand how a gay one would work. Or is the key to it that women are there as well??? Do they wank too?? I suppose they must
Actually maybe I don't understand wank clubs very well. Perhaps someone can explain the appeal to me??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I think, and i stress think, the idea of a wank club is for a load of guys to sit watching porn wanking, i don't think sexuality comes into it nore does having sex as far as i know, tho i find the idea of a room full of str8 men sat wanking in a room together a bit wierd

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Nooooooooooooooo women dont wank !! :shock:

you sure?

11 Sep 2005

:welcome: back
wave

wave

11 Sep 2005

wave

:welcome: to the forum, have fun wink

wink

11 Sep 2005

Have yo agree with the above, the best way to meet a partner thats into swinging is thro swinging, tho i don't think many singles on here are looking for love or a relstiosnip but i'm sure some will be

11 Sep 2005

Yeah i do it all the time as well, still usually crap tho after 5 edits

11 Sep 2005

I know what you mean, i have had it a few times when i have stated i am looking for something and people email you offering the opposite to what you have asked for, usually str8 men when i have placed a add for a bi one, and when you say 'no' you don't want to meet them i usually get comments like...well your a ugly bitch anyway i don't need to coem on here for a shag i can get it anywhere .......guess its the male ego

11 Sep 2005

ok so i know its cheatiing a bit cause going by the book shes not a cartoon but what the hell noone ever goes by the book in here so i go fot Lara Croft silly

silly

hwoar: and no i don't mean the woman in the film i mean the game version lol

lol

11 Sep 2005

i've just got in from work so i didn't go out
and no going out to work don't count

10 Sep 2005

why give out a add number from swing2us on here? not everyone on here are a member of that site wouldn't it be easier to just do a add on this site and give out that number?

10 Sep 2005

oi you've got your shag sorted for tonight so stop moaning, anyway i have to go to work tonight so i gotta have summat to do b4 i go and hijacking your post seems a gooda thing as any

10 Sep 2005

Quote by davidn48
typical ..too late..and u would have forgot you had arranged it .....
David

No no i promise next time i will put it in the reminder on my mobile so i remember
Hope you and bluexxx have a great night :thumbup: and don't be a tight git and get the drinks in

10 Sep 2005

ohhh thats a shame i was just about to offer lol

lol

10 Sep 2005

if you have just blocked them and not deleted you can still open the box up when they log in and click on the block button, which will unblock if they are already blocked, or if they are not online simple right click over their name on ur msn list, u will get a drop down and near the bottom it will say unblock, just click that

10 Sep 2005

we will don't worry rolleyes

rolleyes

10 Sep 2005

actuallt going by the name of your thread i thought it was a woman looking for another woman, isn't that what female fun is
may i suggest you get a new tin

10 Sep 2005

Quote by steve_j
and the guy said, and i quote.....we are not here to drink and chat we are here to fuck.....and made his way uptairs :shock:

Did you show him where the front door was?
Well they was asked to leave, i don't mind jumping on someone as soon as they walk tho the door so long as we have met b4

10 Sep 2005

Some people on here are not here to make chit chat or friends, some people are just here for sex, we had a couple come out to our house and when they arrived i invited them in and offered them a drink, which is usual for me, and the guy said, and i quote.....we are not here to drink and chat we are here to fuck.....and made his way uptairs :shock: so in respect of that i suppose the guy who contacted you could have been genuine, personally i would have called the number and made sure i spoke to the female, if not i would not have called back, i suppose it depends on what your after, some like to chat and make friends first some don't, as a few have mentioned it's best to go by your instincts if your not happy with anything at all don't do it

9 Sep 2005

Quote by reddevil555
we wax the wifes at home all the time

ermm how many of you are there?? :shock: :shock:
as for DIY waxing all i can say is...are u insane?
lol

lol

9 Sep 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
:shock: :shock:
Can I be on page 3?
Pleeeeeeeeease! :bounce: :bounce:
:rascal: :rascal:

ohhh go on then silly

silly

hwoar:

9 Sep 2005

Quote by takingitslow
Its kind of complicated ! I feel on trial

you are on trial young man now get explaining

9 Sep 2005

and his add says he has already met someone off here b4, yet in his other post he said he was a newbie starting out not ready for a munch yet

9 Sep 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
What paper or magazine can we read the articles in?
My suspicious mind going into overdrive
Jas
XXX

have to admit i was thinking the same, he seems to be asking far to many personal questions about swinging much more than ur regular newbie