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5 Sep 2005

Quote by sexyfella
We were having a threesome one afternoon, i was having anal sex with our swinging partner and i followed through :uhoh:

I was having anal sex with a lady and on one occasion she didnt follow through but I did have some poop smeard around the head of my penis bolt

bolt

Ive had anal sex many times with a woman and this has never happend befor or since, but it was very disconcerting none the less, Especialy as I always was wash my penis straight after anal sex but it felt horrible to be visibley removeing her sh*t from my knob! redface

redface

:laughabove:
well fancy that finding s**t up someones arse, shame on her :shock:

5 Sep 2005

sent you a PM....oooo always wanted 2 say that

5 Sep 2005

to swinging heaven
have fun

5 Sep 2005

where's sleazy when u need him?
mine did same when i put ZA on but he changed some settings and it worked i'll give him a poke for you and wake him up

5 Sep 2005

i will see if i can book that saturday off on friday when i go to work, not sure tho with it being so close to christmas, will let you know over the weekend, fingers crossed

5 Sep 2005

Quote by devondelight
Errrmm .... can I ask the men why when they say they want a chat on the phone to me do they then get me to pay for the call

Quote by devondelight
Yes I understand where you are coming from with the 'get them to call first' suggestion but then you have to give them your phone number .. I tend to get theirs and use the 141 number witheld bit on an initial call so I can see what kind of man I am talking to first.

Actually i have to admit to being a little confused to your postings, if you don't want to give out your number but would rather have theirs and put 141 in why are u also moaning about the guys not paying for the call?
you can't have it both ways either u have to hand your number out or pay for the call yourself.
Yes I know I haven't been very clear have I. I don't mind paying for a phone call but I don't like being treated like a sex chat line .. I should be getting paid for that not pay them to do it for me biggrin

biggrin

(that is a joke)
All I want is a normal conversation on the phone which I don't mind paying for and then if I like the fella and think its worth persuing even if its only as a friend I will give out my phone number so they can phone me.
Dev
well what you do with men like that is tell them if they want to chat they have to call you (after buying you cheap swinging phone lol) then while they in full throws of sex talk and wanking put the phone down (don't hang up) and go and peel the pototoes or something

5 Sep 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Not fair :cry:
Youngest two go back tomorrow but eldest is here till Thursday

hey 1s better than 3, well when you talking about kids anyway

5 Sep 2005

Quote by sleazy
Ohhh do you remember the add.....its the mosy wonderful time of the years? :karaoke:
yes its finally arraived.....the kids are back at school in the morning :thrilled:
Now i love my kids o bits but 6 weeks of fighting and moaning they bored and i'm now 60% grey :shock: the only thing thats got me thro it this year is the fact my yongest goes full time after the hols :happy:
I've ironed all the uniforms and got the packed lunches on stand by for getting ready......
so cummon all i can't be only me whos this excited?
I suggest all meeting at tomorrow for a online party

60% grey ?? only cause the hair dye is covering up 37%, and you were like that before the start of the school holidays lmao
:shock: cheeky

5 Sep 2005

Quote by devondelight
Errrmm .... can I ask the men why when they say they want a chat on the phone to me do they then get me to pay for the call

Quote by devondelight
Yes I understand where you are coming from with the 'get them to call first' suggestion but then you have to give them your phone number .. I tend to get theirs and use the 141 number witheld bit on an initial call so I can see what kind of man I am talking to first.

Actually i have to admit to being a little confused to your postings, if you don't want to give out your number but would rather have theirs and put 141 in why are u also moaning about the guys not paying for the call?
you can't have it both ways either u have to hand your number out or pay for the call yourself.

5 Sep 2005

Quote by Dino.
That fookin woman that says,,,
"Your call has been placed in a queue and will be answered as soon as one of our operators becomes available bla bla. Your queue number is 5`000 000 036" :shock: :shock: ,,,, Bastards !

and that music they play that sounds like Rolf fecking Harris on his stylofone

Quote by Horous
as my cover is now on the floor and the duvet is under the bed.
John

my bedroom looks like that most days :shock:

5 Sep 2005

I think the best reply is.......sorry your not my type............as mature adult swigers we understand we will not like everyone and everyone wil not like us and if someone gets offended by that then they should not be swinging

5 Sep 2005

Quote by Tanis105
Saying yes and not meaning it will hurt YOU more in the long run.
I know :cry:

may hurt them in the long tearm too, not many people would like to think you had sex with them because you was afraid to say no

5 Sep 2005

if you don't like someone you have to be honest and say......end of
if they don't like it thats not your problem, so long as you polite about it

5 Sep 2005

Ohhh do you remember the add.....its the mosy wonderful time of the years? :karaoke:
yes its finally arraived.....the kids are back at school in the morning :thrilled:
Now i love my kids o bits but 6 weeks of fighting and moaning they bored and i'm now 60% grey :shock: the only thing thats got me thro it this year is the fact my yongest goes full time after the hols :happy:
I've ironed all the uniforms and got the packed lunches on stand by for getting ready......
so cummon all i can't be only me whos this excited?
I suggest all meeting at tomorrow for a online party

5 Sep 2005

i personally feel people stop being newbies when they feel comfy to join in with the chat and are accpeted by the other site members as being genuine
P.S your very good at he multi quotes fo someone whos been here little over a week

5 Sep 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I would not like to guess the outcome of a poll of swinging couples where one at least has strayed. Blake

You will probably find it is a lot less than you think. Why would we 'stray' when we can do it together?
Not judging you in any way, only you know the reasons why you are on here, and it is none of my business, but dont judge people, just cause we swing, does not mean we necessarily cheat on our partners.
Anyway good luck and hope you have fun (even if it is only posting fun) lol

lol

I have to agree, i can see no reason why a coupe who swings would feel the need to play away, tho i'm sure some do i think the amount would be very small.
Many people think that swingers are couples who have something missing in their relationship, i for one have found it to be quite the opposite and find most swinging couples have good solid relationships

5 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
dog poo

yep thats another one of mine, people who walk their dog and just let it :censored: in the street and then walk off and just leave it for kids to fall in :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell:

5 Sep 2005

My biggest pet hate is preganat women who smoke
if you want to cause harm to yourself thats upto you but to inflict it on your unborm child, who you not doubt claim to love, is just beyond me when we all know what harm it can cause.
What really gets me is if its ilegal to smoke under 16 why are these unborn babies unprotected by the law?

5 Sep 2005

Quote by salt_n_pepper
hi sorry we couldnt make the much sounds like we missed a great night
im in the middle of a house move and we havent had much time for anything only just got my ntl back up and running after waiting 2 weeks
anyway sorry again steph

wondered where you had gone
was going to give you a call other day but couldn't find ur number
see i do notice when people go awol
nice to see you both back anyway
(hijack over :haha: )

5 Sep 2005

i just don't send out pics thats the best way to stop pic collector's lol
I have some pics on my add and if they not good enough for people to know if they want to meet or not then i don't meet.

5 Sep 2005

Hope you have a wonderful day

5 Sep 2005

ewww just get another one lol

4 Sep 2005

Quote by Tommi
This may be a bit of an odd topic to post in a Swingers forum but I'm curious as to how others think or feel.
Do you have anything that you are truly passionate about?
Allow me to elaborate....
There are things that I enjoy doing but I can take it or leave it. For example, I play & watch sports (footy, golf, squash) but am not overly passionate about it. If I miss a game, so what! The same with my work.....I enjoy my job but woudl have no issues with jacking it in to try something else, but at the same time there's nothing else that I would 'love' to try.
When I was younger I used to be into all sorts. Would hate missing football (both playing & watching), going into sulks for days. So whats changed? Is it and age thing now that I'm the wrong side of 30?
:violin:

is there anything you do like?

4 Sep 2005

to swinging heaven
Hope you find what your looking for

4 Sep 2005

Quote by Johgar12jun
My F-Buddy tried this on me some time back when she bought herself a new strap-on & I just happened to be the only guy who didnt say no. Found it a real turn on, if a little painful at the very beginning. Once its in its a great sensation. She did me over the pool table at a Swing Club. Never really fancied a guy doing me though. Nowt against it, & I visit the Bi nights at Chameleons now again, but not done the guy A stuff.
Next time were down at Chams my partner is on the look out for guys to bend over for her, so watch out.

I go to chams on a monday and know a guy who goes that is always more than willing to let you use a strap-on on him
Give me a wink when you going maybe i can help you out

4 Sep 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
i was just thinking myself, since when did this turn into a 'lets take the piss out of peoples spellings' site?

In my experience, it's always been that....... confused

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Ant
Antwest and NN, could not agree more with you. Maybe we should all learn to be a bit more tollerant of each other, and of each others spelling/typing skills etc. No-one is perfect and just because BenManchester made a spelling/typing error or two, does not mean we have the right to criticise him. I make thousands of typos, but it does not mean I am any worse or better than anyone else.
At the end of the day, its a bloody swinging site, not a 'back to school' site!!!!!! I actually thought we was here to have fun :shock:
Good luck Ben, and I really hope you have loads of fun and find exactly what your looking for.
ohhh NWC's getting all dom....fancy a shag?

4 Sep 2005

i think its kinda cute in a wierd way

4 Sep 2005

i was just thinking myself, since when did this turn into a 'lets take the piss out of peoples spellings' site?

4 Sep 2005

KFC :thumbup:

4 Sep 2005

can't say as i have come across this myself, i have never fell for any of ther guys i meet i am totally happy with my husband, (we both meet as a couple and as singles) and because i am happy i don't even look at guys i meet in any other way than what it is.....sex, however if i did ever feel like i was falling for someone i'm pretty sure i would stop seeing them b4 i got in to deep.
I'm sure you will work it out