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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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you say your not ready for a munch yet but in my opinion munches are perfect for newbies, its just like going out to the pubs with ya m8s, i'm sure you have done that a million times? theres no sex they are just social meets with like minded people, just go relax have a drink and a chat.
well i don't think any toy can be as good as the real thing but its the next best thing and what the hell its fun lol plus not having a cock myself its the only way i'm going to fuck a man wink
Quote by Dawn_Mids
hi, im considering going to my first ever club!! Just wondering if a certain Davidn48 would be up for being my partner???
Suze xx

:eeek: Suze, you don't really mean that do you dunno
Good God - take more water with it drinkies
she'll learn dawn biggrin biggrin
I have done many men with a strap on, its very common, i find loads of men like it and have been asked by a few i have met that i wouldn't have though would be into it if i would give it a go with them, its nothing unusual at all wink
Well i've made a dessision and i have been down to bupa today to give them all the stuff they need, u know the usual P45 etc they needed another refferance as one didn't come back due to the fact the home i worked at before has changed hands and the woman whos name i gave no longer works there, but fear not i have other contacts lol so now i just have to wait for it to be returned and then so long as its ok they will call me with a start date, wasn't a choice i made easy due to money etc but as most of you know i am married so my wage is not the only income we have and my hubby has a good job so we can afford the small pay drop, which is less than i first thought, just the extra always comes in handy, but i do feel i have made the right choice so hears hoping everything works out ok
Quote by Wishmaster
Monday, 16th January
Birmingham - Club: Chameleons (bi-night)

:shock: something your not telling us?
no doubt i'll see you there
P.S told u a million times b4 chameleons is not in birmingham
smackbottom
Quote by maskedwench
i have a blow up chair thing with attachable dildos lol

sounds good but would love to try the space hopper with attachment!
:bounce:
:angel: innocent really
:twisted: or am i?
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by deancannock
well I was sad...took mine for first day at big school.....she is 11 now....just looked at her in her uniform, all prim and proper...and realised she isn't my little girl any more...she is now a young lady........
had to slip into car park for 5 mins to collect myself after droping her off.

i had 2 both moving up schools. same as you a 11 year old just starting 'big school' she was nervous as fuck scared to death she was going to get beat up or have her head flushed down the loo......... by her elder sister lol
And a 4 year old having her first day at her 'big school' awwww bless she was stood there all little amd lost with her lunch box and snack money, she was fine till the kid infront started crying and then she tryed to do a runner confused
Quote by naked-cleaner
Yeah, but I got all my packing to do tomorrow, clothes, cleaning stuff, dusters, etc
I got a lot to do, won't be online tomorrow
Will you all miss me?
Don't all shout "NOOOOO" at once
NC

who said that :shock:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
How about a Burberry or Gucci handbag?

Burberry? :shock:
someone show that girl the door confused
£150 could buy a burburry house in tipton NN, and not a fake one honest innocent
:shock:
your so gunna get it if i ever meet you lol
Quote by equi-princess
How about a Burberry or Gucci handbag?

Burberry? :shock:
someone show that girl the door confused
Quote by Darkfire
hmmmm, ok, retail therapy then??
get an ebay account, tell her she's got 150 quid to spend....and babysit the little one while she shops! confused:

ooooo i like you way of thinking wink
Quote by midlandsman1970
Sounds like you enjoy working at Asda, the hours suit your life and the money is good

actually the hours are shit i work friday, saturday and sunday night but thats why the pays better than usual cause of the hours/days i work, has noone noticed i ain't been out for like months? lol
Quote by northcoastboy
Hi guys Thanks for the response so far
No you cant all be my sisters as that would mean i couldn't have sex with you that would be lol!! :shock: :shock:
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get ya coat happy cat you've pulled lol
Quote by Happy Cats

looking to spend 100 to 150 quids

:shock: can i be your sister? lol
Bugger off, I asked first!
*bugger's off* bolt
Quote by sierra
do wot ever makes u happy hun, if u can stand the wage difference then do it.
be happy ur a long time dead.
sierra x x
ps sorry i missed the party this morning, brushing a few cobwebs off a few old friends. innocent

what kinda excuse is that for not turning up to myy after school bash? lol
its ok there was more wine for me wink
Quote by sexyfella
Im sorry for your mate but thats women for you there a complete head fcuk banghead

thats a bit put of order isn't it?
The woman's suffering with depression and has obviously left cause she can't cope with the pressure of her ex and boy friend and u call her (and other women) a head fuck :shock:
Quote by Horous
Follow your heart in this one naughty.
John
smile

Nooooooooo that usually gets me in trouble lol
I had kinda decided to take the new job i am going down in the morning to have a chat about what hours and days they can offer me, if they let me have saturday nights off i'm taking it lol
Not sure what to do so thought i'd ask all you lovely people for some advice, could be a long one tho so get a cuppa b4 you start reading lol
A while ago i went for a job i really wanted working for bupa, had the interview all went well then they said they had to send off for refrences etc and do the police record thing (blah blah blah lol) and ages went by and i hear nothing so i went for another job, its only working at the local asda but because i work weekend night the moneys quite good, then i get a phone call today from the above bupa home saying everything has come back and did i still want the job confused: now my problem is altho i do like it at asda, everyone really nice and for the hours i do the moneys quite good etc i can't help but feel i could be doing something better at times, i suppose my real problem is altho i know i would rather be working at the bupa home, its the kind of job i have always done and loved doing in the past, the moneys not as good as at asda, so do i go for the job i would enjoy the most or the one that pays more money? dunno
I have kind of made my mind up but not sure if its the right way to go and other peoples comment would help me in deciding if i am doing the right thing, cause i do value your lots opinions (well sometimes anyway lol)
Quote by Wishmaster
:happy: :happy: :cheers: drinkies :happy: :happy:
I'm early!!!! I'll start pouring then!
anyone just want the kettle putting on?

sod the kettle get the wine out its party time

Your Late!!!! Been standing out here freezing my nuts off!!
Do you want the warming up? :shock:
Quote by Wishmaster
Well that's bleedin' nice innit!!!.... Invite everyone to a party in the chat room and the feckin' hostess don't even show up!

oh stop moaningsmackbottom
Quote by Darkfire
:happy: :happy: :cheers: drinkies :happy: :happy:
I'm early!!!! I'll start pouring then!
anyone just want the kettle putting on?

sod the kettle get the wine out its party time
Quote by sleazy
my one true passion in life....... the only thing i truly look forward to every single morning, the thing that can make me smile, laugh, cry and swear. The only thing i would insist on being with me if i were to be stranded on a desert island.......
My wife and 3 lovely daughters.

you fooking creep lol
mind you can't fault you wanting to wake up next to me every day wink

Quote by sleazy
but meat2pleaseu............. I can swim and they can't...........guarenteed freedom me thinks lmao

I can swim :shock:
wasn't me who had to be pulled out the pool by a life guard confused