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Quote by meat2pleaseu
its got to be wishys new avatar, scares me shit less.
looks like it has the same affect on meaty as well.
sierra x x :scared:

no it didn't, just sat on naughtynymphos special chair by mistake :eeek:
:rascal: :rascal:
did you want a go meaty :moon:
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Quote by fluffer
Not that I want to tihnk too much about being rogered by a girl with a strap on, but why should it be any different than anal with a girl? Who say it has to be done doggy style? Missionary can be much more personal, allow shallower penetration and feel better for both parties.

you know you do really wink
so never having owned a strap on... are they quite flexible.. will the bend slightly to allow for multiple positions.. as i was thinking the same things as bucksfuncpl...
and maybe id quite like to see the look onhisface. lol
you can do everything with a strap on that you can do with a cock....except cum lol
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Quote by postie
and i am cut, BUT i still have my foreskin!

really? where do you keep it? in your wallet next to your condom? lol
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
better to get a bad Bj than no Bj at all

oooh i dunno sometimes you may as well just sort yourself out lol
sorry to be dumb but have to ask, whats a foreskin for anyway? i mean does it have a purpose in life other than to just sit there looking all loose and floppy? confused get it cut off lads looks much better lol
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Quote by Sharif
Well mandissected it’s probably best that you talk the situation over with your wife. What you got to ask your self is if she found out you cheated on her and left you would you be able to live without her? I’m guessing the answers gona be no, if you love her as you say you do. Put your self in her place how would you feel if she cheated on you.
Although sex can be good it can never be as good as true love, in my humble opinion.
Love does involve a certain amount of self sacrifice sometimes. But in your case mate I think the best thing you can do is communicate your feelings/frustrations to your wife, to find a solution to your problems, 2 heads are better than 1.
Plus it’s good to talk smile.

plus u never know if you talk this over with her she may actually want to join this site with you makes both of your sex lifes better :thumbup:
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Quote by johneboy
Forget Freddie Krueger or Pinhead, it has to be the child catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang! I've never been more scared of anything in my life and still when I watch that film years later, I get mildly anxious.

I am still terrified of the childcatcher!..........I always fast forward that bit when he is trying to entice the children out with his lollipops... :scared: .....(when my kids are watching it of course!...lol)
Mrs C..xx
didn't he meet a sticky end though dunno

WTF :shock:
whats that some kinda lolly pop fetish confused
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Quote by Wishmaster
Ha ha dawn mids and naughty nyphs..lets face it..u brummie birds are behind the door when it comes to recognising quality men pmsl...us northern men have an attraction lol..and suze has spotted it lol...
one day u brummie girls will learn!!!!!
David

i agree with u david then brummies are a wierd lot....so glad i'm not one wink
You're a pseudo brummie naughty .... you CHOSE to move there...... poor you ... hehehe
i don't live in birmingham confused
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Quote by Nomad_Soul
Just before Sheffield there is the lovely little market town of Chesterfield. Give us a shout when you get there and I'm sure a few of us townies would love to join you for a coffee or a pint or a pizza.
(Best of all, there are no Sheffielders there either wink lol lol )

ohh all you can eat buffet lunch at chesterfield pizza hut, we used 2 go there all the time b4 we moved lol
P.S has that bloody church fell over yet? lol
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clowns :shock:
OMG i fooking hate clowns, why oh why do they use them as a form of childrens entertainment they are evil little fookers, look at the likes of bank robers etc how many of them use clowns masks to hand their face? and John Wayne Gacey what did he do in his spare time.....he was a bloody clown for kids in hospital, need i go on :uhoh: i don't know what it is about then i just find them very unnearving.
And water, i'm ok if its shallow but once its deeper than i am tall i panic, i can swim but not very good due to my fear of water really i suppose, it kept me from learning, when i was very young my mum decided the best way to teach me to swim was to thro me in the water and i had to be dragged out half drown by a stranger and it still haunts me to this day. And b4 you ask yes my mother is a dim wit rolleyes
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Quote by johneboy
Oh, and don't worry about the 'being from Wolverhampton' thing, loads of people on here have got used to living with the stigma attached to that and we are a very understanding and tolerant bunch wink

depends who they are mad
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
people are niced to you on here :shock:
heyyyyy how comes noones ever nice to me? sad
but anyway hi from a fellow west midlander wave

no idea Miserychops dunno
Hi Andy :welcome: glad to see your enjoying it (from a proper midlander, not an import from mansfield flipa eh NN)
hang on :shock:
thought you said you moved to wolves?
so where did you move from confused:
and anyway there's nothing wrong with being a none proper west midlander have you ever been to Tipton :shock: now thats one hell of a accent NOT to be proud of lol
and anyway a shags a shag from whaever part of the country your from wink
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people are niced to you on here :shock:
heyyyyy how comes noones ever nice to me? sad
but anyway hi from a fellow west midlander wave
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Quote by musketeer
why o why do people come on swinging sites with married and cheating problems confused
Most swingers are happily married couples who have a good sex life and do this together so why should we know about your problems?
But seeing as you asked my advice is leave her, if your only 23 and that unhappy your considering cheating already then theres no point carrying on in ur marrage, sorry if thats harsh but thats what i think

It's because people are unhappy and looking for help, and HOPEFULLY the attitude of sexual freedom here will allow them to express the condition in which they find themselves and get some good advice, not to have SH people be holier than thou about their problem. Having said that, there has been some good advice.
i am not holier than thou, far from it infact, i have many many faults i just do not understand why he thinks genuine swingers would be able to help him on his way to cheating on his wife and for that matter why you think that swingers with the attitude of sexual freedom (as you put it) would even want to help him cheat on his wife, to me swinging is about sexual freedom yes but also about honesty, trust and respect for others, swinging is ment to be fun but how can cheating on the person you claim to love be fun? this is only my opinion to which i am entitled to as are you yours
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you just can't help it can you? lol
its not like a normal fart you can't feel it coming so you can't run out the room redface
i always find it happens after doggy so i try and avoid doggy at all costs confused
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I'm interested to know what you mean by dull and wanting some excitement, now i may be wrong but reading your post it sounds to me like you are getting sex but not how you would like it? so what do you want and what does she not do for you? maybe you'd like to try another guy or have a one man band playing Barry White covers in the corner of the bed room dunno
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why o why do people come on swinging sites with married and cheating problems confused
Most swingers are happily married couples who have a good sex life and do this together so why should we know about your problems?
But seeing as you asked my advice is leave her, if your only 23 and that unhappy your considering cheating already then theres no point carrying on in ur marrage, sorry if thats harsh but thats what i think
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Quote by freckledbird

I could so relate to the comments - You couples who do not need extra relationships are very very lucky and perhaps should not moralise about cheating etc as much as you do when those of us who are less fortunate post comments. Sex was great with my partner until just over a year ago but then her sex drive started diminishing without me realising it at first.
Let's be honest it happens in more relationships than peoplle will admit. One partner has a higher sex drive than the other. If the difference is marginal both can live with it. If it is very pronounced then one partner becomes very frustrated. It is natural then to wnat to meet another person where they can mutually satisfy their needs. This is healthy - sex is a basic need and drive. Let's have some openess about this. Lets's allow people to find appropriate matches.
I am a striaght guy of 45 who likes intelligent chat, laughs, fun - I want to know if the sexual chemistry will be good , some compatability , as much as I want great sex. I am not a wham bam thank you mam / just a quick shag type of guy. Whether it is a one off or short term a lot of people want respect, trust and openess as well as intersting and stimulating sexual adventures. When it works its great fun. Let's honour that on this site .
Blake45

So, did your partner actually have to tell you that her sex drive had diminished?
If the difference becomes very pronounced, the natural thing to do, in my opinion, would be to find out why, and whether I could do anything to help them regain it. I'd argue that it's definitely not the automatic response to want/need to meet another person. Yes, sex is a basic need and drive but it doesn't necessarily mean you have to go elsewhere; you may have to compromise. Regarding openness, does your partner know that you're on here looking for sex? You are asking people on here to be open and trusting with you and not moralise about cheating. OK I accept that there are people on here who cheat and there are people who will play with them. I don't and won't. Don't ask me to agree that cheating is acceptable, because in my opinion, it isn't. I am entitled to that opinion, as you are to yours.
I agree with you, i can never see a reason why cheating could be ok, u hear so many excuses like 'my wife don't understand me' or 'we're only together cause of the kids' and 'i havn't got anywhere else to go' to me none are acceptable reasons to cheat, if you live together as a couple then you should do just that and if your not happy move on, millions of others do it , marrage isn't forever for some people
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Quote by davidn48
Ha ha dawn mids and naughty nyphs..lets face it..u brummie birds are behind the door when it comes to recognising quality men pmsl...us northern men have an attraction lol..and suze has spotted it lol...
one day u brummie girls will learn!!!!!
David

i agree with u david then brummies are a wierd lot....so glad i'm not one wink
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
think this was the recent thread
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/47542.html

oh shut up we're on a new thread now lol lol
ooooooo, get you tipton bird flipa
time to change your name to 'miserychops'
but but but i'm a happy bunnie lol
my old msn name was Raven and someone once asked me if it was cause i made a lot of noise confused
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
think this was the recent thread
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/47542.html

oh shut up we're on a new thread now lol lol
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Quote by welshBIcouple
Some are just cool names like "BlueXXX" or "naughtynympho"

aww bless ya lol
Well bluexxx is so called because she watches to much nick junior lol and has a master called kevin :eeek:
as for me well i'm just a boring old twat who wanted to try and make myself sound all exciting lol
To be honest my hubby thought up the name for me and i'm not even going to ask why he chose it :shock:
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