Quote by Dawn_Mids
Really disappointed to see a gentleman in the changing area touting non-prescription drugs :eeek:

I went a couple of mondays a go and it was very quiet even for a monday, i have always found it ok on fridays tho, maybe it was cause of the bank holiday and school hols people going away, not having as much money with kids off etc, u never know do you, next time you go give me a shout me old brummie m8

Quote by deizel
The country has to be run Madam Nymphos.
deiz.

Quote by Sarah
I'm with Horneyoldtart on this one

me too m8
If i sat on someones face i'd kill the poor sod lol

Quote by Nomad_Soul
sounds charmimg
But have to ask what is a B&W photo?

Quote by partyman
Then when you've sorted out which one you like, and if he hasn't asked you...grab him by the towel and do the girl power turn on him, take him to a room and onwards and upwards.

:shock: i would never do that, i'd just just die if the guy turned round and said thanx but get lost i have only once asked a guy if he wanted to play and he said no and i have never made the first move since, see the female ego gets brused too
Oh and i never do couples night at any club

Quote by PoloLady
( someone please shoot me if they ever see my with a comb-over! :shock:

Quote by steanrachy
the internet is a large and scary place, a bit like the ocean only not wet and not watery

and no fish

Quote by partyman
i used to go to chams regular on a sunday night with a fem friend and we used to walk upstairs, get the usual following of guys then just stop on the top landing and chat, its really funny to see all the sudden looks of "what do i do now" on their faces lol

And here was me thinking it was cause i was a ugly fecker
I do go on my own a lot as well and to be honest don't find it any different than going with another female, as i have said b4 the only time i have found men chat if i go as a couple (m/f) and then they usually chat to him first
I also find it easier to play when with a guy, i have never quite got the hang of how you start when alone even after all these years if your with a fella you get on a bed and guys join in, when alone do you get on a bed alone and just lay there and wait like some sad billy no m8s hoping some will will join you? any advice welcome :haha:

Quote by Nomad_Soul
Did this event really take place then ???? 'Cos I never got any info regarding times and places and I have been sat here day and night to make sure I wouldn't miss anything
Woe is me :cry:

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I was hoping this thread was about one of the tastiest veggies there is.
I really do love a good sprout

ewww they minging

Quote by northwest-cpl
Try avoiding single guys on the swing at Partners:
*Creep down the back stairs (noone has seen you).
*Hold the chains still while mrs northwest climbs on (no clinking, not a sound).
*Start to play (empty room).
*30 seconds later look up (3 figures have appeared in the doorway but are motionless in the gloom).
*Look away, then look back (3 figures are still motionless in the gloom but are 3 paces closer).
*Look away again, then look back (3 figures are still motionless in the gloom but are another 3 paces closer).
*You begin to think you are in a Stephen King film and have encountered the living dead. At no point have you seen them move but now they have surrounded you and are wanking right by mrs northwest's face. Another 5 figures are motionless in the doorway...
*Exit stage right.
Then they wonder why they don't get anywhere.

Quote by tomas
I went to the Private club once with a mate and it really pissed us off
clearly they were using the blokes to make bukkake videos and taking facial
pics for a pay site. There were some couples sitting around but no one really did anything
we though F*** this and left.