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10 Aug 2005

Quote by johneboy
Nope, just dive in (so to speak). Some people get mardy about it though

Bev, not sure that anyone outside Yorkshire will understand the meaning of 'mardy' dunno

dunno

As I was born n bred in Sheffield it is part of my vocabulary, along with the following and their definitions for the southerners:
Mardy - easily upset
Nesh - feels the cold
Bigeead - conceited
Wittlin - worrying
Rooerin (summat what babbis do) - crying
Skoyal - school
Silin dahn - raining heavily
Rooads - roads
Na den - now then
A reight lad - a bit of a character
Keep thi nooers aht! - keep your nose out!
Get mashed! - make some tea!
Spice - sweets
Leets - lights
Cooat - coat or court
Clooers - clothes
Tooers - toes
Weshin - washing
Feight - fight
and a poem
The Coyal Oyl
Weer reet darn in coyal oyl
Weer muck spats ont twinders.
Wiv used all our coyal up
An weer reet darn to cinders.
If yon baliffs cum they'll neer findus,
Cus weer reet down int coyl oyl,
Where muck spats ont twinders.
Translation
We are right down in the basement
Where the dirt accumulates on the casement,
We have used up all our anthrasite
And we are right down to the cinders.
If the baliffscome they will never find us,
Because we are right down in the basement,
Where the dirt accumulates on the casement.
Not sure why the Bailiffs were there! Laura, any comments?
Hope that helped clear up any confusion :grin:
i'm from mansfield and i know what mardy means confused

confused

10 Aug 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Yam Yam here......and proud...does that count !!!!

hang on thought yam yams was from the black country? since whens cannock been part of black country its bloody miles away, or am i outa touch? lol
no! a yam yam is from the low class bit of the midlands, Birmingham up to Tipton :thumbup:
hahahaha your so funny
*walks out the room muttering 'funny cunt' under her breath*

10 Aug 2005

Quote by warwick
Ive been building my body steadily for the last year or so
So far Ive built a really impressive beer belly

not so much a 6 pack as a 10 gallon keg eh? wink

wink

10 Aug 2005

Quote by little gem
Did somebody say hijack :shock:
COOL Take this thread to Cuba and to show you Im serious Ive got two loaded Goldfish here

You have two loaded cuban goldfish!
You'll never make it through customs! Run away warwicks while you can! You'll never make it out alive! Arrrrggggggghhhhhh!
:scared:
:laughabove:

10 Aug 2005

But u have to hijack threads once they have run their corse, its what threads are for lol

lol

10 Aug 2005

I don't really know WWB i have never met her, only ever spoken to her on here but she seems nice from what i can tell, send her my love :rose:

10 Aug 2005

Quote by deancannock
Yam Yam here......and proud...does that count !!!!

hang on thought yam yams was from the black country? since whens cannock been part of black country its bloody miles away, or am i outa touch? lol

10 Aug 2005

Quote by Colts23
ok the bad ones :P
Do you like swimming?
Try a length of this :twisted:
Do you like chicken?
try this it's foul
do you like wine gums ?
wind your gums round this

yeah your right they are bad rolleyes

rolleyes

10 Aug 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
i though that would be lots of single women or married and unhappy
but cant find any do u think?

i think u'll find most women on here are here with their husbands not to try and get away from them.

We are not :shock:
you mean i have to spend the rest of my life trying not to get away from MR Debs :eeek:
Bloody hell must be on the wrong site!
any women that wants to take MR Debs away is very welcome..........infact i will throw in a bottel of wine and a packet of cheese and oinon crisps! wink

wink

well ok i admit i'm trying to get away from mine too but with his permission lol
P.S make it chicken crisps and your on lol

lol

10 Aug 2005

Quote by quimninja305070
Personally i am confused as to why someone would message you saying nice pics then tell you your mrs is too big when theres pics of her on your profile where u can clearly see shes not a size 10 i mean that in no way nasty as not many of us are a size 10 i sure as shit am not lol, just confused as to how they can find that a nice pic (which is it) and not your others when shes the same size on them all :!:
i have also noticed you manage to add your G/f size in a moaning way in about 90% of your adds lol
Some slimmer women will like larger ladies some wont, women are no different to men some like a cuddly figure some do not.

ohh an i dont have a problem with my g/f`s size sorry if it appears like that, she has a problem with it i suppose her unhappiness about it does get channelled through me sometimes, in fact i love her just the way she is, xxx
I had worked that out for myself by reading your adds, its clear that shes the one whos unhappy, but saying that i think you will find that a lot of the women on here are a little or a lot over weight and are unhappy with it but its something u have to live with, i also find it hard to meet people i think mainly down to my own lack of self confidence but i have 2 choices either be happy with the way i am or go ona diet :!: coming on here saying i can't find anyone i like cause i'm over weight will not get me a meet!! but as i have said on a post of your b4 i think u will find most slim women or couples with slim women are after the same, after all if your mrs don't like over weight women why should they? maybe if we all was a little more open about who we met and didn't just go for looks we'd all have a easier time wink

wink

10 Aug 2005

Personally i am confused as to why someone would message you saying nice pics then tell you your mrs is too big when theres pics of her on your profile where u can clearly see shes not a size 10

confused

i mean that in no way nasty as not many of us are a size 10 i sure as shit am not lol, just confused as to how they can find that a nice pic (which is it) and not your others when shes the same size on them all :!:
i have also noticed you manage to add your G/f size in a moaning way in about 90% of your adds lol
Some slimmer women will like larger ladies some wont, women are no different to men some like a cuddly figure some do not.

10 Aug 2005

Quote by sexyann57
" whay are you doing" :shock: i just casually said" " nothing we,re just thinking " i did,nt know what else to say

:laughabove:
i'll have to remember that one
did he buy it?

10 Aug 2005

Some guy once said to me
Fancy going halfs on a bastard confused

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rather charming i thought lol

lol

10 Aug 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
No-one in here is old, unless you used to own one of these things!

well, i was beginning to like you trapper, then you pulled this on me.
i've got about 10 of them
Shit!Shit!Shit!Shit!Shit!Shit!Shit!Shit!Shit!
ohhh i have one of them too lol
god i must be really old :idea:

10 Aug 2005

just lie and say shes your sister lol

lol

10 Aug 2005

ohh i've got a story a bit like that
a couple of years ago i had a couple round at mine and we had gone up 2 my bedroom for a shag...as u do wink

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wink

anyway we was all on the bed naked next thing i heared the door open looking over i saw my sister stood in the door way just stood there looking at us :shock: looking over trying to think of what to say she just said and theres no need to look at me like that young lady and walked out redface

redface

10 Aug 2005

Quote by sleazy
i had a text at work from my wife informing me that mafia had a bad cut and needed to go to hospital........ I wondered what this had to do with me exactly untill i caught on... you try keying in nadia lol

u must have bloody brass balls :shock:
the amount of times i have had to call u up and ask what the hell u are on about lol

lol

don't ever give this guy your mobile number cause he never ever changes words on the predictive text confused

confused

10 Aug 2005

Quote by Vix
im with the muscles on this debate, i used to be 12st and at 6ft 2 it wasnt pretty, started training about 18months ago an now about 16st4 an muscled up.
before i started bodybuilding some girls i know wouldnt have been interested in a sexual way but now i get a lot more admiring glances and attention and feel miles better about myself and has changed my personal perseption of myself for the better, get down the gym and start pumping iron guys, u will be pumping a lot more if you do....

It's your confidence that has done it. Not the muscles.
"Useful" muscle, like a builder or gardner has, is cool. If a guy is over-muscular, all I see is a guy who spends too much time on himself.
I agree that its prob down to your new found confidence and not your new look, i know a women who would be in most peoples opinion not attractive but shes has so much confidence shes always got a new guy on her arm, sometimes i wonder how she does it lol and i don't mean that in anyway nasty but it shows u don't have to go down to the guy and get a body u think others would like to see to be able to turn peoples heads wink

wink

10 Aug 2005

i can't read confused

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10 Aug 2005

Quote by heelboy
i though that would be lots of single women or married and unhappy
but cant find any do u think?

this is a swinging site not a married and cheating site, i think u'll find most women on here are here with their husbands not to try and get away from them.
But in asnwer to you question no i do not like toys boys and i still wouldn't if i was unhappy in my marrage lol

lol

But i suggest you go away and re think what swinging is about, change your approch to it and then try again wink

wink

9 Aug 2005

It is very hard to get your life back to normal after having a baby, but i can't see any reason why u should leave the site, even if u just come on the have a chat while the nippers asleep, after having a baby u make find it take u a while to want to leave her or even be able to but if staying on the site means that in a few months time or even a year being able to meet some of the people u have gotten to know then its worth it smile

smile

I have 3 kids and both me and my hubby work so meeting is almost impossable for us at the moment but we still hang about and just meet when we can.
Good luck with ur baby shes worth loosing a few meets over smile

smile

9 Aug 2005

Right ok then seeing as i got it wrong the first time round and u wasn't actually meaning people u swing with i'll try again lol
I agree with sleazy (god don't tell him i'll never live it down) that swinging can make u better if u can learn new things from others and take it home with u, but if you ever tell me someone did something better than me ur in the dog house young man lol

lol

9 Aug 2005

Ohhh i have a feeling i'm going to get my legs slapped for this one but you asked our opinion so here mine
To be honest i do not find swingers better lovers, in my experience i find swinging men, more so single ones very selfish lovers who are only in it for what they can get out of it and are not at all bothered if the women is having a good time or not so long as they cum, i find this even more so in clubs when men as a rule cum and go lol

lol

and have many times had guys walk away from me b4 i have done because they have, once i even had a guy push me away when i tryed to get back on him after changing possitions saying "its ok u can go now i have cum" rolleyes

rolleyes

i find most guys in swinging just want a bj and a shag and have many times giving a guy in bj and b4 i have even finished hes had the condom open ready in his hand to put on when i stop rolleyes

rolleyes

rolleyes

Ok so i admit not all the guys i have met thro swinging are like this but i have to say most of them have been.

9 Aug 2005

Quote by Trapper
Another midlander here bouncing around!

ahhh but hes asking for west mids wink

wink

9 Aug 2005

Quote by Trapper
Hey postie, where you find the cat avi?
Or is it your kitten?

have u got a cat fetish? confused

confused

9 Aug 2005

Quote by The Shadow
From previous experience I find you can't win.
But if you do tell your friend, make sure you can prove it as the partner will try to claim you made it up etc

i agree with u, thats what i had and u find that most people will choose to believe their partner, because its easier than facing up 2 the truth.
As for what steph said about the u tell or i will thing i think u'll find most people will not tell the truth about something like that and will string it out in the hope u will not either.

9 Aug 2005

theres going to be people u don't like in any club you go to, unless u go on a couples only night there will be single guys and sleazy people but remember someone else may see u as that wink

wink

9 Aug 2005

I had a friend once whos partner was cheating on her and i told her and when she asked him about it he told her i had come one2 him and he had rejected me and this was my way of getting my own back on him and she believed him, a few months later she cought him with another woman and came to me about it, i have 2 admit i could never 4give her for believeing i had made a move on her fella and for thinking so little of me that she believed i would be so spiteful as to lie about such a thing to her, so our friendsship did suffer cause of it, but i would always tell someone if i knew they was being cheated on and i would hope my friends would tell me, i would be very hurt if someone i considered to be a m8 knew my partner was cheating on me and was allowing him to carry on by not telling me.

9 Aug 2005

Quote by Jammin
Hi
I was just wondering where all the people from the west midlands are on this site, I have searched most of the site but there does not seem to be many here!
All the best
Jammin

can i also add i have just put west mids in on a search of the site and it pulled up 299 adds, i put birmingham in and it pulled up 702 adds, dudley had 73 adds and cov had 496 i even put black country in and that pulled up 51 adds, Telrofd 63, wolverhampton 121, walsall 111 and warwick 157 :shock: need i go on?
how many people do want to meet?

9 Aug 2005

nope noone from west mids at all in here lol

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