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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by meat2pleaseu
i have a case with a lock on it so the kids can't get in lol
i keep it on top of the wardrobe

:eeek: bloody hell naughty, it needs an entire suitcase!!!!
Yeah sorry redface
its only a small one tho....honest lol :angel:
Ohh i love birthdays so long as they not mine means everyone else is getting older lol
Happy Birthday Lep hope you find your pot of gold wink
Love Alison :rose:
P.S 21 again is it? wink
Jean Claude Van Damme type body yes :lickface:
Arnie when he was mr universe no confused
But i have to say i hate them muscle vests they wear with world gym on it and the baggy trousers that look like PJ bottoms lol with the big belts now that does look cheesy
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Good Morning!
Please tell me you didn't pop round last night and take Mrs Bilko away? If you did then I need to know who that flabby, mature woman with cellulite is that's lying in my bed right now!! confused confused confused confused confused confused

ermmm that would be me redface redface redface
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Is it normal to get turned on by cellulite and flab especially on mature women. I prefer a mature lady with cellulite and sexy flabs to Pamela Anderson look alike.

You'll love my wife then!! :shock: :shock: confused confused confused confused bolt
:shock:
*copies and pastes for future blackmail purposes* lol
Quote by LilMissGullable
Is it normal to get turned on by cellulite and flab especially on mature women. I prefer a mature lady with cellulite and sexy flabs to Pamela Anderson look alike.

Well u aint got a degree in charm have u......?????
Some blokes like, lets change ur words and use.... "the larger" lady... mature or not...
Im am 1 of those larger ladies...and i don't have a prob coping off.... do i NN??? pmsl

No u don't m8 wink
U show me ur flab and i'll show u mine lol
Whats normal?
tho may i suggest u don't say to a lady...oh i really like your flab cause u likely to get a slap in the mush lol
When replying to a add i find it best to add as much info as possable about u along with a 'normal' pic, Just put anything and everything u can think of about u on there that may be relivat to swinging and meeting people
As for how to know whos genuine, well u don't do u, its pot luck same as for everyone, the longer u have been on the site the more u will pick up from peoples postings as to whos gen and whos not
I like chameleons better than xtasia, the play rooms are far better, i don't like xtasia cause i don't like shagging some guy on a sofa with his pants round his ancles which is what u get there lol chams has proper play rooms with beds that u can all get naked on, much bigger, better than xtasia or utopia in my opinion
mine a pic of the kids i got in the school photo pack it came with 2 key fobs with the school pics in...oh and a bloody scooby daughter number 2 made me
Quote by sexyjo
....I also have phimosis but always make a special effort to keep everything clean.

Hmmm, I probably shouldn't ask, but what's phimosis??
i'm glad u asked that cause i didn't know if i dared lol
but seeing as u have.....what is it??
I love a long soak in the bath, my hubbie wants to rip it out and have just a shower :shock:
I admit i like a shower in the summer but u still can't beat a bath wink
Quote by postie
found it the other day behind stuff, and must admit, went a bit wobbly at the knees...

was u drunk then dunno
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

u could always do what my hubbie does and slap her in the face with ya knob while saying suck this bitch :shock:

I heard that rumour, so its true then. But can he remember if it works :shock:
he don't remember owt u know that rolleyes
lol
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Hateitorloveit, just re-read my post and it was not meant as a put down in any way, so sorry if I came accross like that, Maybe you should take the advice of LisaMarie and try the bathtime thing, or even in the shower. I really do not like very hairy men (down below) so it could also be that she is the same, it could also be that even in her mid 20's she has not yet discovered what she does or doesnt like!
Talking is the next step but please dont just go and ask her outright why she does not want to do it. Talk about your overall sexual desires, what you like and what you dislike, then give her the chance to say what she likes and dislikes. Once the coversation is going in the right direction you could then sensitively bring up the subject. But remember even though oral sex is mind-blowingly fantastic it is not the be all and end all of a good sexual relationship. lol
Oh yes, please try to find out her age without asking her outright :shock:

u could always do what my hubbie does and slap her in the face with ya knob while saying suck this bitch :shock:
I personally think u shouldn't send anyones pics out, naked or other wise, if poeople are meeting u then send them pics of you only, its easy to cut someone off a pic so do it wink
Quote by well_busty_babe
Yeah, can't remember her exact age! Ha ha. Oops. Will ask her next time I see her.

if i had been seeing u for 2 month and after that time u asked my age i'd smack u in the gob m8 lmao wink
then he would have to post a thread on the forum asking if he should stay with you! lol lol lol lol lol lol
:laughabove: :giggle:
Quote by hateitorloveit
Yeah, can't remember her exact age! Ha ha. Oops. Will ask her next time I see her.

if i had been seeing u for 2 month and after that time u asked my age i'd smack u in the gob m8 lmao wink
Quote by hateitorloveit
da67ve - cCan I ask you people not to contribute to this hread if you have nothing positive to say. As I have previously stated in an early stage of a relationship I get to know someone and work out if we are compatible. If I feel that important things are missing then I will move to on to the next relationship. Better for everyone!

I do agree with you there, if you start to see someone and after a few weeks your not happy with something it is best to leave them than try and work round the problems and be unhappy but even so u have been together 2 months and when i asked how old she was u said 23 or 24 sorry but i can't get over that lmao
Quote by hateitorloveit
"Can I be nosey and ask how old she is"
She is 23 or 24. She has had a couple of long term relationships so pretty experienced.

you don't even know how old she is :shock:
Quote by Vicky_uk
Are you being a figment of someones imagination again Naughty.
next thing you know i'll hear Tipton is not a mythical green land with golden streets and unicorns

It is isn't it? :shock:
with you the Lady Godiva of the village, trotting round on your unicorn delivering wisdom to the chav masses
Now that I gotta see pmsl :shock: :shock: bolt
:eeek:
well i would but i gotta go to work soon :shock:
Quote by hateitorloveit
Yeah, I am going to have to end the relationship if we don't get this worked out because this is important to me.
At the same time I don't want to put that pressure on her. Like suck my cock or you are dumped.
I have done the whole steering during foreplay...but I end up with a well kissed stomach and not much else.
Time to talk then.
Why do you guys think she doesn't like being licked. Surely all girls like that. I have been told by a previous girlfriend that I was the best ever (yeah, I know, bet she says that to all the guys!)...but I haven't even had a chance to impress here.

Can i just be nosey and ask how old she is?
If shes still quite young maybe she hasn't has enough experience to know what she does and does not like yet, i know when i was young i found sex very embarresing and didn't like the though of someone down there looking at my bits redface
i think liberation comes with age
If shes more mature well then shes just plain odd lol
Maybe she's just not into oral sex not everyone is, i know a woman who don't like guys going down on her cause she likes kissing and woudn't kiss a guy after hes been down on her confused i know i know takes all kinds lol
Guess the only real way u will know is by asking her
Quote by welshBIcouple
jennaj i was lead to believe by someone you had met that your partner found out that you was meeting people behind his back and when he found out he asked you not to meet anymore, yet u still do, don't suppose this has anything to do with the reason he's hit you has it?
Not saying its ok to hit anyone even if they are cheating but it does bring a clearer light on the subject if you tell the whole story

Well thats okay then, if she was doing something her partner didn't want her to, she should count herself lucky she is not in hospital (!!!!!!!!!)
mad I can't believe the insensitivity of this post. mad
There is NEVER an excuse for violence, regardless of the reasons....... It doesn't matter if JennaJ was sleeping with the whole of the british army, and the navy, nobody have the right to administer a beating to another person !!
Sorry to the mods if this is overly strong, but this lady is asking for advice at a fraught time in her life and all she gets is this.................
Actually i did put i'm not saying its ok to hit someone even if they are cheating if you bothered to read it!!!!!
I myself have suffered from domestic violance from my first relationship and i know all to well how it feels to spend ur life making excuses theres only so many doors u can walk into b4 you have had enough.
But if your going to put up a post on a open forum telling everyone ur personal life story i feel u should put it all, hes done wrong and so has she yet shes only chosen to put his down falls on, and as it is on a open forum i have as much rights to may say as you do and even tho i am still saying yes it is wrong to hit someone it just goes to show theres always 2 sides to every story, after all how would u feel if u found out ur partner had been meeting and going to swinging clubs behind ur back?
jennaj i was lead to believe by someone you had met that your partner found out that you was meeting people behind his back and when he found out he asked you not to meet anymore, yet u still do, don't suppose this has anything to do with the reason he's hit you has it?
Not saying its ok to hit anyone even if they are cheating but it does bring a clearer light on the subject if you tell the whole story
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Are you being a figment of someones imagination again Naughty.
next thing you know i'll hear Tipton is not a mythical green land with golden streets and unicorns

It is isn't it? :shock: