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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
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Quote by gingerjo-lee
hi there
lee made me and a gf a double ice dildo and WOW what can i say mmmmmmmmmmm
mind you it melted down to a normal size dildo where my gf gave me a great good seeing to with it till it melted to the size of a a finger
ive got a vid clip of is to pity i can not put it on here
got pics of it to not got a clue how to post it on here tho but posted one on my add 205301
opps just goen to post it on my add and looks like its been deleted
jo x
i thought of u soon as i read this lol
Quote by **sparky**
The balcony of my apartment.....you never know who'll be watching late at night......
Ohh reminds me of our first holiday with the kids
We went to alcudia the girls was only 1 and 2 and late one afternoon me and Paul decided to go out on the balcony for a bit of howz ya father
anyway whilst in full thrust i hear a slam looked up and my 2 year old was stood watching us thro the door she had just shut, so being a good mum
i stopped what i was doing and went to put her back in bed.....went to open the door, tryed again, and again.....would the door open? course not :!: By this time i was yelling thro the door to cheyenne to try and get her to open the door, being only 2 years old she was clueless, and had also woke the baby up by shouting so i had both of the looking at me crying thro the door, so quick thinking Paul decided to ask the women in the next room if he could climb over 2 her balcony and go round and open the door from the other side......now u have to remember hes over 6ft tall and naked, so she just took one look at him and run off inside, so we decided to ask the people on the next side who wasn't happy with a 25 year old naked man climbing over to their room but they did at least go and get a member of staff to help us, so there we was when the mamager turned up both naked stood on the balcony
Its not really a problem we have come across to be honest
Pauls quite a heavy smoker and i only smoke when i've had a drink, don't ask why i dunno, i packed up about 13 years ago when i got pregnant with my daughters and even now when i've had a pint i have to have a fag
Only time we have even had it mentioned to us was a few years ago a couple came out to our house and when Paul lite a fag up the guy asked him to put it out cause they didn't smoke
But i have to admit its not something that bothers me either way, if i'm only meeting someone for sex if they drink, smoke or anything else is not concern of mine
Pauls quite a heavy smoker and i only smoke when i've had a drink, don't ask why i dunno, i packed up about 13 years ago when i got pregnant with my daughters and even now when i've had a pint i have to have a fag
Only time we have even had it mentioned to us was a few years ago a couple came out to our house and when Paul lite a fag up the guy asked him to put it out cause they didn't smoke
But i have to admit its not something that bothers me either way, if i'm only meeting someone for sex if they drink, smoke or anything else is not concern of mine
Well i find the straight forwards approch best.
When i was thinking of doing this i sat dawn and wondered how to bring it up with my hubby, i know most guy on here would think a women wanting to swinging is a dream come true, but not all guys are into this kinda thing and it is difficult to bring it up, i must warn you that if and when u approch your g/f she is of course going to think that she is no longer good enough for you, its a natural reaction, when i bought the subject up with my hubby the first thing he said was....why am i not longer good enough for you, u just have to point out its a as well of not a instead of, i think the subject wasn't mentioned again for about a week and i left it alone waiting for him to bring it up again, if he hadn't of i would have just left it alone, i think one of the worse things guys in ur situation can do is pester there partners because the chances are they will say yes just to shut u up and then regreat it after, but he did decide to give it ago and we have never looked back
When i was thinking of doing this i sat dawn and wondered how to bring it up with my hubby, i know most guy on here would think a women wanting to swinging is a dream come true, but not all guys are into this kinda thing and it is difficult to bring it up, i must warn you that if and when u approch your g/f she is of course going to think that she is no longer good enough for you, its a natural reaction, when i bought the subject up with my hubby the first thing he said was....why am i not longer good enough for you, u just have to point out its a as well of not a instead of, i think the subject wasn't mentioned again for about a week and i left it alone waiting for him to bring it up again, if he hadn't of i would have just left it alone, i think one of the worse things guys in ur situation can do is pester there partners because the chances are they will say yes just to shut u up and then regreat it after, but he did decide to give it ago and we have never looked back
No people just don't read adds i have lost count of the replys i have had that start
HI saw your profile on swinging heaven just wondering where u was from
or
Hi came across your add on swinging heaven are u married or a single fem
i just bin them cause if anyone reads my add all simple questions like that are in there :!:
HI saw your profile on swinging heaven just wondering where u was from
or
Hi came across your add on swinging heaven are u married or a single fem
i just bin them cause if anyone reads my add all simple questions like that are in there :!:
Well i don't mind cock shots if they come with the rest of the body/face somewhere else on the add, what i hate is when men but 3 close up cock shots on their add cummon boys it does NOT look different from different angels, a cocks a cocks ffs lol but one cockc shot and a couples of face/bodys pics is ok in my book
cummon boys it does NOT look different from different angels, a cocks a cocks ffs lol but one cockc shot and a couples of face/bodys pics is ok in my book 
Quote by equi-princess
Some women have never had orgasm, some can have multiple orgasms easily. For those women that cannot have orgasm easily or never experienced it. there is a way. It is just like a blocked pipe...once the blockage is sorted...then there is no stopping anymore, you will have orgasm easily. Guys how do you know if your partners/wives are not faking it? I will be more than happy to help. I will show you how to have multiple orgasms, breathing techniques is important and how to use certain muscles...
GOD !!!! we now have a scientific doctor of physcology yoga and sex therapist on the firm oh lucky day !!!!!!
Hmmmmm..... forgive me for being cynical..... but no thanks.......lol
equi-princess xxx
well i'm still waiting to hear back from him
Quote by Miss-Red
now i could teach every guy on here how to get upto an extra 3 inch length and an inch thickness in thier cocks, but im not going to cos im a wicked bitch :giggle:
cant have every guy on here thinking thier king dick hey lol
Shhhhhhhhhhhh just tell me :giggle:
what do you want to know for naughty, you aint even got a cock
it dosnt work on vibrators babe
pmslwell i thought i could use it on someone else
Quote by tiger88
Some women have never had orgasm, some can have multiple orgasms easily. For those women that cannot have orgasm easily or never experienced it. there is a way. It is just like a blocked pipe...once the blockage is sorted...then there is no stopping anymore, you will have orgasm easily. Guys how do you know if your partners/wives are not faking it? I will be more than happy to help. I will show you how to have multiple orgasms, breathing techniques is important and how to use certain muscles...
ohhh i need your help lol
hang on does this involve having to shag you?
Quote by MadAtGravity
has anybody on here heard of Steve Vai
Has anyone ever heard of steve vai??!!!
omg i love steve vai that mans sex on legs have u seen him in crossroads, couldn't u just drop kick him to the floor and shag his brains out :shock: oh hes not a bad guitar player either lol
P.S Miss-Red whats with the new name??
Quote by postie
similar story here....
sounds like an internet story to me...
but maybe the wife just followed the example...
no way lol
i listern to kerrang every night and heard that program lol
i remember thinking at the time he was going a bit ott with her
i really hope that storys true
don't get me wrong i love tim shaw i think hes as funny as fuck but some of the pranks he pulls on people its about time he got his own back lol ok folks form a ordely queue
NWC would have loved to have come to your meet and see you again but i am working nights this weekend sorry will have to say thanx but no thanx :cry: :cry: :cry:
Lee blimey its been so long since i have seen you you'll have to remind me again who you are .....nice are by the way sure i've seen it somewhere b4
I have had a few PMs some from guys just trying their luck and some quite useful ones and i think i have found what my problem is, we picked a crap dogging site lol maybe next time we'll try one up north and place a add see if a few of u lot are going
Bye for now xxx
NWC would have loved to have come to your meet and see you again but i am working nights this weekend sorry will have to say thanx but no thanx :cry: :cry: :cry:
Lee blimey its been so long since i have seen you you'll have to remind me again who you are
.....nice are by the way sure i've seen it somewhere b4 I have had a few PMs some from guys just trying their luck and some quite useful ones and i think i have found what my problem is, we picked a crap dogging site lol maybe next time we'll try one up north and place a add see if a few of u lot are going
Bye for now xxx
Can't shag a moth can i lol
I even went up with a female friend on one ocassion and we had a bit of a play on the bonnet, even that didn't attract any attention
best we got was some guy looking over as he threw his fag out the car window lol
So i gave it up as a bad idea but its summat i have been thinking of going and trying again for a while now so just needed some advice really
I even went up with a female friend on one ocassion and we had a bit of a play on the bonnet, even that didn't attract any attention
best we got was some guy looking over as he threw his fag out the car window lolSo i gave it up as a bad idea but its summat i have been thinking of going and trying again for a while now so just needed some advice really
Right now i have tryed this dogging lark a few times but to be honest never really got my head round it
What i mean is.....so u drive to your local dogging site, which we did, pull up.....and then what?
Well there was loads of cars there but everyone seemed to be just sat about inside their cars doing nothing at all
so i thought do we get it on or not not wanting to offend anyone and later find we was actually in the drive thro queue for the KFC and not in a dogging spot after all
What i really want to know is what do you do once you have parked up?
how do u let other know ur interested etc?
do u go knock on someones window and say 'fancy a shag then?' or what lol
Hope this is ok to post this here, wasn't sure if it was a help line or just a request forum would say feel free to lock it if you like mods but i'm sure u will without my permission lol
Hope to get some help as the weathers picking up a bit
Alison
x
What i mean is.....so u drive to your local dogging site, which we did, pull up.....and then what?
Well there was loads of cars there but everyone seemed to be just sat about inside their cars doing nothing at all
so i thought do we get it on or not
not wanting to offend anyone and later find we was actually in the drive thro queue for the KFC and not in a dogging spot after all What i really want to know is what do you do once you have parked up?
how do u let other know ur interested etc?
do u go knock on someones window and say 'fancy a shag then?' or what lol
Hope this is ok to post this here, wasn't sure if it was a help line or just a request forum
would say feel free to lock it if you like mods but i'm sure u will without my permission lolHope to get some help as the weathers picking up a bit
Alison
x
Quote by easyease
aw sorry im just a cynical ol git. i know not every marriage is asking for trouble if it involves swinging but it can be the final nail in the coffin if the marriage is based on weak foundations. even the tiniest grain of doubt in a spouses head can bring it all crashing down. sorry didnt mean to offend anyone.
Actually i totally agree with you
If you are thinking of swinging to save your marrage forget it!
