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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by Kit
kat said : neither - most important to me is to love myself icon_
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Didnt think off that thats a very good point with legs like that I love ya...

Don't you mean KIT said wink lol lol lol
kiss
he was to busy eyeing up ya legs rolleyes
does one not come in hand with the other?
whats the point in loving someone if they don't feel the same about u?
or being loved if you don't love them?
and ur right kit loving ones self is the most important thing, if you don't love and respect yourself how can u expect others too?
Quote by asiangent
Bless you for wanting an Asian guy. But blast the fact that I can't travel so far in such short time. May be next time you're in the Midlands, you'll look me up?
Anyhow, I just want to say that from personal and bitter experience that it's a tough life being a male Asian swinger in the Midlands. I think if a few local ladies and couples just made akindly gesture towards me whenever I email them then we could all be happier :cry:

I think its a tough life for any single guys who's been on the site only 1 day, being asian may have nothing to do with it
A house where all the windows face south, a bear walks by, what colours the bear?
ok i know its a easy one but can't think of anymore lol
yeah i was thinking along the lines of in two days time cause then its yesterday follows our 2day confused
Can't say a uniform does anything for me to be honest
they only clothes what does it matter what some1 wears dunno
Well i'm not sure, i would like to be remembered as a good mother and friend tho i'm sure i will be remembered as that moaning old cow lol
Quote by bhd1976
One for the Brummies on here - on the grass next to the small ornamental lake in Aston University's grounds, at about 9 o'clock at night in late summer (around dusk). I think about half a dozen people must have wandered past no more than 10 feet from my naked arse bobbing up and down.
I seem to have an occasional urge to do some fairly risky things, another one (though not sexual in nature) involved smoking a herbal cigarette whilst standing on top of the customs & excise office in St. Peter Port, Guernsey.

bloody hell man theres a swingers club in aston ffs couldn't u have waited 10 mins and gone there lol
Quote by Jiggle
and the highlight of my girlfriends night was me getting pulled by a guy who looked no older that 13 (don't even say something sarcy about that one! lol)
Jiggle

:gagged:
Quote by Wishmaster
This one is probably far too easy, but here goes:
A frog is sat, dead in the centre of a circle that has a diameter of 6 12 feet. How far does the frog have to jump to be clear of the circle?

Was that the frog is sat in the dead centre, or dead in the centre?
Come on Wishy!
the frog is dead
Yeah!! .. what ^ ^ ^ said.............. who would put a dead frog in the middle of a circle?
Is this some sort of Demonic Pagan ritual???
If I had a big green ball in my left hand and a big green ball in my right hand ..... what would I have??
.... and no, not two big green balls........... well, technically yes, but it's not the answer I'm looking for....... ur gonna fecking hate me for this one... hehehe

Gonorrhoea dunno
Quote by angelnn66
Naughtynymphos
I am in Stourbridge and my other half is in Wolverhampton
We tend to go to Xtasia - have heard of Chams but have been told that you have to get your kit off as soon as you walk in and wear a very small towel and, as we are both new to the scene, that kind of put us off!
:shock:

nah its not quite as clear cut as that, they not very small towels that have different sizes for different size people lol
and women can dress sexy u don't have 2 wear a towel
Quote by Silk and Big G
Im actually wondering why you wanted to share this?

have to admit i was wondering why he felt the need to post the fanny of a dead old women on the site confused
Quote by meat2pleaseu
oh bolox, it's gone off into a football thread. please shoot me now
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
poke couldn't find a gun so a stick will have to do lol
Quote by salt_n_pepper
short
fat
ugly
dunno

thats not nice to say about paul :giggle:
:eeek:
ohhh i'm telling lol
Quote by Chief moo
ok, ok was trying to be posh,
like all us people from stafford are!!
wink

oh yeah right i forgot....fancy a shag then :rascal:
(thats how posh people from Tipton talk you should hear the ruff ones lol)
Quote by Chief moo
oh my word!!!
one would not belive the amount of sexually amorous folk here from the black country,
you would never find anybody like that from your county towns name sake!!
wink

say that again in english :evil2:
Quote by Steve_Mids

Ok.............So who has been taking pics of me whilst I wasnt looking??

aww bless :therethere:
Quote by Steve_Mids
? Good grief - half the people living round here must be swingers!
Very promising ;o)
Welcome :angel: :welcome:

Not that we have noticed.......lolol
actually i have met a couple, a single fem and 2 single guys from Tipton
a couple from west brom
2 couples from wednesbury
and a copper from great bridge if he counts lol
fooking loads from dudley
but most go to chams from round here so there are a few
P.S where ya from angelnn66 wink lol