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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by Happy Cats
we are stopping on Broad Street - is Hagley Road far?

Just a short taxi ride
but don't get a taxi in brum lol
Good point - there are quite a few non registered arent there
I'm saying nuffing lol
:gagged:
Quote by garden
In my experience young lads (I mean under about 30-35)

ohhhhhhhh i like you, does that make me a young lass? lol
Quote by Happy Cats
we are stopping on Broad Street - is Hagley Road far?

Just a short taxi ride
but don't get a taxi in brum lol
Quote by garden
I hate to be discouraging, but it sounds as though you're looking for some beautiful leggy fantasy-lezzer who'll put on a nice show for you with your lady, before she and Wifey perch side by side on the edge of the bed with their beautiful pert little botties in the air, ready for you to take your pick, like some sultan in his harem.

ok am i missing something here?
i have read and re read and i can't find anything at all that suggest they are after some beautiful leggy fantasy-lezzer confused
or indeed anything you put, not quite sure why a couple would want a 'lezzer' anyway to be honest confused
Tho i will add it does say on your add your after a attractive fem to play with, i think u should add to that a bit cause everyone see's people in different ways attractive could be anything from a 18 year old size 8, to a middle aged BBW and all combinations inbetween the word attractive means nothing really.
Quote by Jiggle
Hang on a sec here
what girlfriend jiggle? wink wink

omg naughty u havent heard....ur about the only one cos our little baby face jiggs has been shouting it from the roof tops
oh oh its not that lass he met at chams that night he went with me was it......awww i so hope it is i feel so useful now lol
it might be cool
ya little tinker wink
If people are still willing to meet you and everything works as it should your not past it what ever your age lol
theres a guy that goes to the bi night at a club near me whos in his 70's (lord bless him lol) ok i must admit people as mature as that is not my cuppa tea but he does get people playing with him so fair play to him i say wink
I'm allergic to laytex so its not something i use lol
Tho nah your not a perv we all have our thing wink
welcome back btw biggrin
Happy Birthday ya pair of slappers drinkies
Dare i ask who's the oldest :haha:
If your both really good i may give you a birthday 3sum :rascal: hump boink
Loads of lusty licks n stuff
Alison and 'im indoors
:rose:
Quote by meat2pleaseu

Thirdly we all know what tits and a fanny looks like you add is no different to the hundreds of single guys add with cocks shots on and everyone moans about them, single guys may be happy with looking at ur bits but ur not after men us women like to see a bit more than a fanny wink and note its all the guys who have said nice pics and are happy with just them lol wink

Thanks naughty, you've just made me sound like a shallow, dirty old perv redface
shall i get my coat now?
lol nowt wrong with being a perv, never said i didn't want 2 see naked pics just a face is nice as well lol
Quote by Marcuso
Hello me Little peeps kiss creep creep
I will be going to notts on me own in the day time....and was wondering if anyone that is going to the munch later wants to meet little old Debs for lunch around 1 .o clock! at where the venue is being held!
if so........... would you ether post in here or pm please!......
I would love so much to meet some of you before the munch!.....
Debsxxxxxxxxxxxxx..

I'd have preffered Pizza hut, cos I get a discount there :twisted:
Marcuso ya tight git :shock:
Right this is my opinion and of course we all differ
Firstly you main problem is your after a single bi fem lol you and the rest of the site so any single bi fems are going to go for well know couples to the site rather than a newbie that no1 knows and could be a time waster or indeed a single guy....what i hear u say do men do that :shock:
Secondly you could do with adding ur ages to your add, first thing i thought was...well how old are they dunno
Thirdly we all know what tits and a fanny looks like you add is no different to the hundreds of single guys add with cocks shots on and everyone moans about them, single guys may be happy with looking at ur bits but ur not after men us women like to see a bit more than a fanny wink and note its all the guys who have said nice pics and are happy with just them lol
Fourthly your a couple so wheres ur fellas pic?
But as i say its only my opinion but i'm speaking from a bi fems point of view which is after all what u are looking for wink
awwww kiss
i'd go bowling with u if i lived closer, i'm quite good at bowling i'll have you know lol
but its just my luck i'm moving 2 southend this afternoon lmao
Quote by davidn48
Me (and my un named friend - am protecting her identity for the time being)

so she's agreed to go out with u but not admiting to it? lol
Quote by salt_n_pepper
no lol
oh and while ur here my daughters jujst said him from the darkness is a minger too so its not just me lol
your go

tell her im goin to buy some tickets she thought she had of ebay biggrin
:laughabove: evil lol
no lol
oh and while ur here my daughters just said him from the darkness is a minger too so its not just me lol
your go
Quote by bluexxx
Was it that there isn't really a market for upmarket swingers in the midlands.

I never thought I'd see these two words in the same sentense rotflmao
Sorry, as you were, has anyone seen my coat? lol
oi you poke
Theres a cherry tree on a island in the middle of a lake, while out playing some kids spotted it and decided to go see if they could eat some of the cherrys, only being winter the water had iced over, spotting a boat they walked over only to find a hole in it and nothing to fix it with, they can't walk as the lce is to think to take their weight, can't swim as the waters to cold, can't use the boat as it has a hole so how do they get onto the island
P.S i recon the last one may be horse racing ya cheat lol
i had that, i had 2 disable the fire wall to see the pics then put it back up after, you will find u can't get onto msn communitys either, u can change the setting so u can see them but dunno how my hubbie does all that...some help i am lol
Quote by veejay
I think its a tough life for any single guys who's been on the site only 1 day, being asian may have nothing to do with it

I agree. But he probably meant he'd been emailing people from the photoads before?
I don't think anyone finds it easy unless your a young stunning single bi fem lol
everyone has different tastes, sure not everyone will meet u cause ur asian but theres peoplle out there who will, i don't find it easy to meet people and i'm female and people seem to think if ur a fem u can pick and chose if only it was that simple lol people will always find something wrong with you be it colour, size take your pick, its just a case of hanging in and waiting for the right person :thumbup:
Quote by rogerthedragon
Selective amnesia is a common thing when swinging so is the line "Oh I didn't recognise you with your clothes on!"
Spent part of the first Notts munch trying to remember where I knew a certain lovely lady from - then realising it was from a very good group session at a club a couple of months earlier! biggrin Luckily she was also looking at me wondering where she knew me from so we were able to jointly do the "I know you from somewhere" Thing.
Could have been embarrasing if it had been from some work related gathering or something.
Roger the Dragon cool

i do it all the time just ask davidn48 innocent
Quote by angelnn66
The Lye - home of the best Baltis outside Birmingham and about 2 miles from my house ;o)
:angel:

ohh that explains it then
bloody hate curry me lol
i just read the question out to my hubby and he said the same thing either the loo or the sink so i have a feeling ur right :thumbup:
Quote by mistress_sassy
Never been to a strip bar, over priced and whats the fun in looking if you can't touch later!

I totally agree with u sassy, all that money to have some women wave her arse in ya face when u can't even touch it.......no ta lol
Quote by chipy
? Good grief - half the people living round here must be swingers!
Very promising ;o)
Welcome :angel: :welcome:

Not that we have noticed.......lolol
actually i have met a couple, a single fem and 2 single guys from Tipton
a couple from west brom
2 couples from wednesbury
and a copper from great bridge if he counts lol
fooking loads from dudley
but most go to chams from round here so there are a few
P.S where ya from angelnn66 wink lol
and dont forget the Lye
the what?
whats the Lye?
Quote by yndo
hi everybody, I'm 24 and pretty new to this. I'm looking for casual sex with girls of my age, as i don't feel confident enough to meet couples yet. however, I don't really know what to post or not, and i think i'd need a mentor to guide me through the site. thank you.

are u male or female cause i can't find anywhere where it says
may help in ur quest if u let people know lol
Quote by a.k.a._Wagon_wheels
Hang on a sec here
what girlfriend jiggle? wink wink

omg naughty u havent heard....ur about the only one cos our little baby face jiggs has been shouting it from the roof tops
oh oh its not that lass he met at chams that night he went with me was it......awww i so hope it is i feel so useful now lol