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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
Firstly sorry for flashing my knickers across the dancefloor,so ladylike eh rolleyes
Note to self,find better place to sit....

I did notice but being the nice person that i am i wasn't going to mention that innocent
course u do realise it was Demon who was pointing it out to everyone so we all looked lol
Quote by O. K.
Age does make a difference, the older one's are living in cloud cuckoo land if they think someone younger desires them, get real.

Sorry but i have to say that you should try living in the real world, out of all the PMs i get on here i'd say a good 95% of them are from guys at least 10 years younger than me looking for a older women, maybe younger don't desire you but don't judge us all by your standards, my friend married a guy last year who was 20 years her junior......are u seriously trying to tell me he didn't like her really?
Many many younger guys on her love older women.
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet.

Now maybe I am missing the point of this story but I did pick up on this!
Obviously this is a single lady, as the toilet was clean enough for her to be able to put her foot on it lol
:laughabove: good point :thumbup:
Quote by Sexysteph
Marcuso -- those shoes - am speechless

:shock:
I thought they was very.......ermmmm.......marcuso lol
Was great to see you all last night, after spending a hour in Notts city centre looking for a parking space we finally got there as everyone was about to leave lol
Was nice to meet some new faces (nice skirt smoker jim wink ) and catch up with some old friends kiss
Was great to see you again oaky after....what? must be at least 3 years lol blimey managed to avoid you for all that time but alas time ran out :haha:
Big thanx to Ally for the music, must admit wasn't my taste but you did a great job lol kiss
Ohhh to many names to mention but thanx to everyone involved in organising it and tho who turned up passionkiss
Till next time
Alison :rose:
Quote by chocmadam
...........are there ANY white males who like to swing with black females wink on this site?
I can count the ones i've seen on this site and still have many fingers left! :cry:

Well u have obviously been looking in the wrong paces cause u have had more offers than u can count on one add on this post alone in the past couples of hours, most men on here will meet u regardless of colour so all i can say is u havn't been looking very hard, try posting a add and see how many hundreds of replys u get in 1 day wink
I think a hell of a lot of guys on here would meet a woman if she was purple with green spots on lol
I would meet a black fem but i'm not male, but hey if u looking 4 a woman .....well u know wink
Quote by rutter5
Hope it comes with a decent spam filter and pop-up blocker.

ohhh no the pop ups may be quite fun wink
Sorry but i feel after ready your add u had to put a comment up lol
It says no people claiming to be good looking and have clearly fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down :shock:
Who's to decide who's good looking? sorry just seems a very stupid thing to say, how is anyone supposed 2 know if u will find them attractive unless they send u a pic confused
Whoo hoo not been out for ages :bounce:
I'm all excited, how sad am :happy:
All drinks will be gratefully recieved at the bar drinkies
Mines a GnT ta wink
Cya all later
Alison xxx
P.S for all those who don't know me i'm the one with the guy in the daft T-Shirt :shock:
rotflmao
suppose its like anything really, its ok so long as u like it lol
personally i don't like hairy people lol
I don't like younger guys simple because they make me look bad lol
I mean cummon i'm 34 and had 3 kids do u really think i'm getting naked next to a young toned 18 year old? lol
I tend to go for guys in their 30's but don't mind a little older or younger biggrin
Quote by bluexxx
Go on Blue -I know your dying to tell us - what is the blow job game - Hun confused:

Most of the regs know it anyway...
:twisted:
There are now several variations, but this was the first version............
Taken from my www............
"The Blow-Job Game devised by Cardinal Mal… Bound, blindfolded, and totally defenceless… could YOU guess whether you were being blown by a boy or a girl??? More to the point, would you care???"






Get the picture?
:twisted: :P cool lol
can i have a go :twisted:
i don't care lol
Quote by sugarspice-nw
Oi NN us ladies dont give our age pmsl thanks guys for the post.
Sugs xxxxxxx biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

i didn't ask ladies i asked you rotflmao
Quote by Mal
a few thousand of my closest friends know about it!!

You HAVE over a thousand friends???????????? :shock:
I would love to see your Christmas card list!!!!
No problem lol It goes a bit like this:
"To all on Swinging Heaven - Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!" lol lol
Mal
wink
thats cheating :sparring:
Quote by SXBOY
yes please would love to do a movie
you know make up artists make you look prettier ( girls ) less rugged and worn ( men)
will they make my cock look bigger too ?

no if u not very big or can't get it up they use a stand in for close up shots lol
i know a guy who used 2 do that he was dog ugly but had a huge cock so he just did close ups and they used a good looking guy for the wide shots lol
Quote by Mal
ohhhhhhh where do we start :twisted:

Well, there's always here!! lol
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Mal
wink
i wanna see your in a pair of thongs :twisted:
:haha:
Quote by Mal
For women's bum avatars i think Vicky_uk's is the best but she's changed it now sad

I do have a pic of her's and mine together - but you ain't getting it!!! lol
Mal
wink
oi :boxing:
awww go on whats it worth? blast wink
well i carry a small purse with them in, but i suppose a man couldn't do that lol
most men at sauna type clubs i have seen tuck them behind their locker key bands
maybe they was holding the party in the local woods, don't actually say its at their house lol
ok it was just a thought bolt
nah i'm sorry but its gotta be Mal's, nooooooooo i'm not creeping i have commented on his bum avatar a few times lol, personally i recon its not even his really so i recon i need a live viewing :rascal:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
You wouldn't want to be a young lass, Naughty.
My old man (who ought to know) says women under about 40 are nearly always crap at blowjobs, and for the same reasons..... too much friction, too little, too fast, too slow And they've usually got no sense at all of whether he's going to go off like a rocket, or fall asleep from boredom, or start wondering where he left the plasters.
So it's not just man-bashing, here!

im sure naughty will have no problems finding willing subjects to perfect her BJ technique before she's 40, wonder if Libra+Love needs a fluffer for her future films?
You offering wink
anyone who wants a crap bj from a pre 40 year old giz a shout lol