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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by EagerSlut
You know when you lie on your back sunbathing, the sun must shine up your nostrils, right?
Well..........................does this mean that you get a suntan inside your nose? :dunno
I've got a bet on this, so think carefully about this or else smackbottom
:undecided: :undecided: :

your a very strange man u know lol
well we went down to merry hill at midnight and nearly fainted at the queue, but stood in it we did for nearly half a hour b4 we realised we was in the queue for WHSmiths, and we had ours booked at waterstones lol
wasn't funny at the time tho confused
well i rather think it depends on the man, and the type of shorts :dry:
some men look rather sex in them tho wink
Quote by latintenselover
joined Forum today out of desperation.
For last two months I have tried to find woman/couple in Eastern Scotland. Lots of replies - NONE genuine.
Is this just me or are there LOTS of Scottish timewasters?
Suggestions very welcome.
Thanks in advance.

desperate is so ugly lol
there are time wasters all over not just scotland smile
Quote by bigDewi69
god some people are so stupid lol
don't the name just ring alarm bells??
rotflmao

You don't think it's a ruse to help smuggle Eastern Europeans under the guise of being swingers do you?
oh god no :!:
Personally i don't agree with people cheating but that wasn't the question lol
In my opinion so long as your honest with people on here they can make their own minds up and there will always be someone willing to meet you.
May you life be filled with sleepless nights and shitty nappies :lol2: :lol2:
Best wishes for sunday kiss
what abuse dunno
Hey i even offered to go if Nomad_Soul picked me up on the way lol
i was just a bit weary of the fact he's planning on such a big meet and nowhere to have it, i'm sorry but with all the time wasters on here you can't blame us 4 keeping our guard up :!: u first advertised for this about a month ago and 1 month later your still asking if anyone has a venue u could use :!: maybe in future u find a place b4 u advertise that way people will take you more serious
And b4 u ask noone died and made me god just some friendly advice wink
Just to say sorry i can't make it now sad
I just thought i'd post this to clear something up i have been asked if i was ok and was told i wasn't going as i have the flu, not true confused i havn't a clue where that came from it sure wasn't me lol
I can't make it because i heard back from the interview i went to last week and they gave me a start date yesterday being friday would u believe , bloody typical innit lol
so good new and bad really, but i havn't got the flu lol
Hope you all have a good night as i know you will drinkies
xxxx
Quote by mattandjools
just expressing the fact that it seems hard to interact as a couple who don't want to be part of the social scene that goes along with swinging, and therefore it becomes hard to gain peoples confidence.

but the only way you can gain peoples confidence is to meet them and if your only willing to meet people you want sex with then your going to have a problem.
You say you don't want to be part of the social scene, which is fair enough, but a single woman has her safty to consider so why should she just go and meet a couple who nobody knows when she can go to a munch and have her pick of people she can have a drink with and chat to b4 hand?
As a couple looking for a single bi fem you really do have to make the extra effort, placing a add saying 'looking for bi fem' will get you nowhere it will just get lost amoung all the other adds looking for bi fems, most of the regular genuine people on this site don't even need to place a add when looking
Well i think everyone just about said everything i would have
To be totally honest you do not sound like the type of women who wants to swing, and its not for everyone so thats fine, swinging is good if its for you but if its just going to cause friction between you then don't do it, its not worth ur relationship, all because his past girlfriend swung with him he must understand that its not for everyone and if he loves you he will just leave well alone and get on with your lifes.
Can i just ask tho do you feel like hes trying 2 talk you into swinging with him? cause reading your post u make him come over as the kind of person who wont be happy with a 'normal' relationship.
Quote by fabio grooverider
isn't normally a wise idea to have everything sorted (i.e a venue) before you ask for volunteers???? confused confused confused
the words that spring to mind are "piss up" and "brewery"
sean xxxxxxxx

Good point Sean......he's been on this for nearly a month and hasn't sorted out a venue yet and wants ideas from others...very worrying.
I find it amusing that he has 25 volunteers already, BUT how many are actually going to turn up?
i feel like a betting oppotunity come on..... biggrin biggrin biggrin i could go down the spread betting route... -5, 6-10, 11-15, 16-20, 20+, but it means one of us woulf have to go to varify the number... smile smile actually maybe the better betting oppertunity would be WHEN this thing is likely to happen..i would take money on "never" but you'd all bankrupt me!!!!
sean xxx
i'll go to see who turns up wink
:welcome: to the site
Hope you find what you are looking for
i'm over your way in a cpl weeks pity u not a bit older lol
Quote by OliveSkinned
no one?
You don't HAVE to be on the same flight

ermmm excuse me for asking a daft question but how you going to join the mile high club if you not on the same plane?
Quote by OliveSkinned
let's have some fun before we go?!

admit it just just after any old shag arn't u? lol
Quote by SaxonLogan
Point taken G & H, could I now ask the Mods to do me a favour and lock this off, I feel I've had my say and I've enjoyed the discussion and most of the replies have been well made. Thanks all...........XX

make your mind up confused
Sounds a bit odd to me when i went for a scan i had to wait over a month b4 the doc called me back in confused
I must use the same Hospital as you dawn and T-J lol
Quote by JudyTV
again, I agree, it's just a car, but it's more the point that someone has damaged it and driven off, no thought of what it means to the owner or the problems he has caused, not even to mention the financial implications for me now.......
But you are right, it is just car :cry: :doh:

When a driver hits a PERSON such as a child and drives off and the child dies then we have more than a problem,. Your car can be repaired .....think about it ..............financial implications do not enter into it at a childs funeral, or when someone is in hospital due to contact with a car. In your case it was just car damage.
Its just a car, its people that are important. Well they are to most of us anyway. Some of us have lost a lot more than a damaged car. Like I said its all a matter of perspective. I think too many people think more of a metal and plastic box than they do about people and the damage that a car can cause to them both as an individual and a family.
It was the aggressive tittle of the post that shocked me a little too.
Judy

of course i agree with you that a life is more inportant than a car, tho saying that that does not make it ok to damage peoples belongings and just drive off without a thought for anyone, what if the owner was disabled and was their only means of getting around? people now days are far to happy to plod along thro life not giving a stuff about others. life is more inportant that belongings but when people have worked hard to get something thats inportant too and people shouldn't just abuse other peoples things
Just my opinion tho lol
If you don't like the way the site is run leave!!
not hard really is it lol
we was all new once, we all made mistakes and put up daft posts and we all have the piss ripped out of us!!!
But most of us laugh it off, learn by our mistakes and become happy members of the site.
So stop moaning wink