Naughtynymphos1's Forum Posts

13 Jul 2005

Quote by Trapper
I'm only letting you know because its educational ya know!

best watch it then confused

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12 Jul 2005

Quote by Nomad_Soul
I'll send it to you naughty instead

i know

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12 Jul 2005

Quote by ablindfold
XXXXXXXXXXX
i'm a guy, i'm 23, and from essex

:huh:
XXXXXXXXXX a guy?

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12 Jul 2005

Quote by smokerjim
you could always just bin it all and when she asks where her fave shirt is a week down the line say...i dunno you do the washing woman lol

You want to join me and the boys at the bar, NN?
oh ta m8 mines a pint :thumbup:

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12 Jul 2005

ok i know i'm not a mod but lol
you have to set up another user name many couple on this site have 2 accounts so they can have a name each :thumbup:

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12 Jul 2005

Hi Jay and :welcome: to the site
Hope you find what you are looking for wave

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12 Jul 2005

you could always just bin it all and when she asks where her fave shirt is a week down the line say...i dunno you do the washing woman lol

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12 Jul 2005

Quote by polly40
DinoOnly piece of advise I can offer is to go out and BUY new clothes to replace the ones you have ruined.

Yep that should work too lol

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12 Jul 2005

I really hate PMs that just say
hi
want to chat?
dunno

well i dunno do i? :lol2:

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12 Jul 2005

my advice is put all the whites, and only whites not bits of colour not even a trim, on a boil wash with some bleach or your vanish, i swear by a boil wash even gets my kids socks clean lol

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12 Jul 2005

well as most have said it would prove nothing unless you insisted on a test on day of meeting and stayed by their side till they got results back, but what i would like to know is would you also be willing to take the test so we all know your clean too? wink

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12 Jul 2005

well i was going but i not bother now lol

mid weeks are a bit hit and miss, usually quiet but at least you'll get in jacuzzi wink

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12 Jul 2005

Quote by cornwallredruth
i met this guy on here mike 41 near where i live in his car we drove to a little wooded area and got out we then found a quiet spot he knew it was my first time he started groping me through my trousers i immediatly went rock hard he then said sniff this it makes sex amazing so i did all i can remember next was i was about to come of an amazing blow job then had some more and enjoyed sucking him as much as receiving.
its called poppers have u tried it and what u think???
also up 4 meets in cornwall damian 26 up 4 anything

well lol
firstly mike 41 may not want you advertising what you did on ur meet, and i'm sure what you have posted would put many people off meeting you :!:
secondly i'm not sure if your allowed to advertise the use of poppers on here confused

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12 Jul 2005

its a daft thread really lool
i think the obvious answer is not all women like the same, some like big ones some do not
why do we need a thread to answer that isn't it obvious :doh:
there is not answer to it is there lol

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12 Jul 2005

Quote by Colts23
play twister, naked, covered in baby oil......I'd imagine :P

did that once at a party and nearly ended up in hospital lol
not a good idea actually lol

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12 Jul 2005

ohhh thought it was the new screan play for 'seven' then, the swingingheaven version lol
mine would have to be envy, cause every time i go out out and see some someone with a better body than me i hate them mad

lol

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12 Jul 2005

I think when you meet someone you can tell if they like you or not
They don't have to have a neon sign over their head, just the way they talk to you, look at you, flirt with you, if you don't get any of these signs then have a drink and a laugh and move onto your next meet, if you all click then nobody needs make the first move really it will just happen and to be honest i have found in the past its usually the guys who make the first move anyway lol

i know i have never made the first move on anyone and i'm happy with that, its always worked for me so long as you give off signs to let the others involved know your interested.

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11 Jul 2005

thats nice for you :lol2: :lol2:

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11 Jul 2005

i sleep on the right hand side
cause i can only sleep on my left side and i have to face out the bed, i have tryed sleeping on the left hand side but i can't sleep facing into the bed confused

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11 Jul 2005

ermm yes i think you can loon

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11 Jul 2005

i set my hair on fire once confused

don't ask lol

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11 Jul 2005

Quote by Dino.
I normally smell of paint at the end of the day , is that better than body odour or not

yes

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11 Jul 2005

Quote by bluexxx
What do we put thats not going to upset anyone?

Try "Fancy a Shag?"....
That normally goes down well on here lol

Only kidding wink

fancy a shag :rascal:

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11 Jul 2005

:welcome: to the site
kick ya shoes off and have fun wink

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11 Jul 2005

Quote by JudyTV
I'm going to be dead paranoid about meeting anyone every again now after this thread lol

Don't worry about it honey, those of us that are concerned are the ones that smell the nicest, its those that don't care who are all cheesy and stinky :P wink

. Some of them will be cooking on gas mark 8 in this weather. :shock: :uhoh:
Judy
U can give me the sniff over next time i see you lol
give me marks outa 10 lol

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11 Jul 2005

ohhhhhhhhh the pain
i had quite a big on on the top of my leg a few months back i can still feel the pain now lol

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11 Jul 2005

I'm going to be dead paranoid about meeting anyone every again now after this thread lol

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11 Jul 2005

to me genuine mean that they will do what agreed, does not mean there will be sex if meeting but just to turn up as arranged for a drink and a chat

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11 Jul 2005

are we back on then?

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11 Jul 2005

:welcome: to swingingheaven
hope you find what you are looking for wink

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