Naughtynymphos1's Forum Posts

5 Jul 2005

Quote by Nomad_Soul
Mine has to be...........
To ride my horse through the village at night naked.......a la Lady Godiva..........
It was a few years ago...and i had long hair..... but the naughty excitement of doing it stills gives me a kick now......lol
equi-princess xxx

Bet you DAREN'T do it again .................................. :twisted: lol

i second that dare wink

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5 Jul 2005

Quote by bluexxx
The last time I was at a club, my ex girlfriend didn't fancy anyone so we ended up leaving early as she got bored. (Leaving me to nurse my swolen gland!)

So.... she didn't even fancy you then rotflmao

the probelm with some is they only go to clubs to play with others the idea of having a drink and a jacuzzi and shagging their own partner don't cross their mind, i go to clubs as much to get out, have a chat and a drink, dip my toes in the jacuzzi as for the sex if i only have sex with paul i don't class that as a bad night, some do tho they think cause they payed money they expect sex and say things like ...well i could shag the wife at home for free which is true but its nice 2 get out together and shag in other places too wink

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5 Jul 2005

havn't you alread got a add on the go? lol
and when did they move west brom to birmingham? confused

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5 Jul 2005

Quote by equi-princess
Mine has to be...........
To ride my horse through the village at night naked.................
It was a few years ago..... but the naughty excitement of doing it stills gives me a kick now......lol
equi-princess xxx

oh saucy
got any pics? lol

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5 Jul 2005

Quote by zurcon59
asking directions in english in Birmingham

:laughabove:
Birmingham's pointless full of bloody brummies and they pointless too :grin:

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5 Jul 2005

well done

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5 Jul 2005

not so much now days but when i was younger we used 2 dare each other all the time and i have to say i will do pretty much anything for a dare lol
worse one i ever did was drink a pint of shorts str8 down, i passed out and woke up in hospital with a tube down my throat lol
god knows what was in it turps i think confused

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5 Jul 2005

I just found out i got the job i went for the interview for yesterday :thumbup:
good luck m8 kiss

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5 Jul 2005

men :haha:
totally pointless lol

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5 Jul 2005

you sure?
whats ur fave band? lol

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5 Jul 2005

Trimmed is good on a man but not fully shaven
saying that i wouldn't turn a guy down cause he was fully shaven lol

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5 Jul 2005

Quote by aa
who gives a fuck if there ugly or not or if they have a shit personality and as for all this friendship bullshit.... makes me wanna puke .sure go to a club meet some people have a drink perhaps then go fuck each other thats what swinging is all about if there a bit fat got a lazy eye knockneed or there fannys resembles a kebab it dosnt matter it about enjoyint the sex for me they can look like they have been applebobbing in a hot chip pan that is not the issue its meeting with like minded individuals for carnal gratifiaction bonus if there atually very good looking
alex
ps mind you i have to admit im not over keen on big hairy bushes

what a nice man
i bet u get loads of meets lol

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5 Jul 2005

Happy Birthday you old twat :rose:
love ya really giz a kiss passionkiss

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5 Jul 2005

if teflon is none stick how does it stick to the pan dunno

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5 Jul 2005

Personallyi like going to clubs better than private meets and my reasons are
You don't have to waste time sending pics only to find thats all they after mad

You don't have to spend weeks chatting on messenger only to find out its not going anywhere.
B4 going to a club u don't have to worry about if they going to like you or not cause you not going to meet anyone you just going and see whos there wink

Everyone there is genuine
You can see everyone and everyone can see you so its easy to see who u like and who likes you
Theres more to chose from in a club
If the guys done b4 me i can go find another guy wink

lol
Can have a Jacuzzi in a club, well most have them anyway.
I meet as a single woman as well so clubs are a safe place to go on my own.
theres lots of reason really, i just find private meets to much hasstle, all the pic sending, arranging to meet, finding somewhere to meet, turning up and having them tell u ur not their type after all or having to tell them they not mine etc etc
I just like clubs better lol

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5 Jul 2005

Quote by PoloLady
The question does lead to another question - How would you feel about having sex with someone who told you " I don't find you sexually attractive at all - but I think you are a nice person" ????

now that is a good question
personally i wouldn't have sex with someone who said that to me, ok so i have already admitted i would have sex with someone i didn't find attractive but i would never tell them i didn't find them attractive if i did i would expect a slap in the mouth lol

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5 Jul 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
i have to say this as i am off on one tonight!
If you do not find the other attractive in anyway and just want a shag.......... you must be desprate!................ and i am total not interested in peeps that are!
Debs has vistions of dirty men in rain coats!

actually i don't agree, i have met a woman on a regular basis for over 2 years now who i do not find at all attractive in the looks department but shes a really nice woman and has come to be one of my best friends, i don't feel that i am despatate for choosing personality over looks but each to their own i suppose, i have also has sex with many men in clubs thats i do not find attractive, again i do not feel that i am desparate its just a case of going there for a reason and having good sex is more important that having a good looking guy who loves himself. Again each to their own and i don't suppose theres a right and wrong on the subject its just a matter of opinion smile

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5 Jul 2005

Quote by polly40
Naughtynymphos - on my way

who hoo i've pulled
dontcha just love it when a plan works wink

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5 Jul 2005

yeah u missed me :haha:
:welcome: back whoever you are
wave

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5 Jul 2005

personally i think the flowers will say it all, i'm not really the romantic type so as to what to put on a card dunno

fat lot of help i am eh lol

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4 Jul 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Where ever you find the beauty is irrelevant in this case... the question was would you shag an ugly person?
Would you shag a person YOU found to be ugly? Not whether other people find them ugly or not. If you saw them as ugly... would you shag them?

i have shagged loads of people i find ugly lol

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4 Jul 2005

whats with the peg fetish? :haha:

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4 Jul 2005

Quote by polly40
NAUGHTYNYMPHOS - Do you have any suggestions????????

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on what? who else to shag?
ermmm me lol redface

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4 Jul 2005

also agree
beauty comes from within

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4 Jul 2005

i have never used a condom for a blow job, to be fair if u expect him to put a condom on surly u should cover up b4 he goes down on u? other wise its a bit onesided dunno

not sure how that would work to be honest lol
Its each to their own i suppose but i have never cought anything from giving unprotected oral, if u that nervous just don't do it or tell him to cover up but as i said b4 if u ask him to cover up u can't expect him to go down on u unprotected wink

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4 Jul 2005

Well lol
i joined the site about 3 years a go so far as putting a add up, then in the middle of last year i realised they had a chat room confused

so went for a nose was told about the forum and join in november but to be honest never really started haveing a real look round the forum till a few months ago and i have loved it i now spend more time in here than the chat room tho i do still like to go in for a natter biggrin

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4 Jul 2005

personally i think a woman shagging a guy with a strap on is nothing like man on man i have met many men who have let me use a strap on on them who are not bi, i don't think liking anal has some deep hidden bi side inside them

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4 Jul 2005

Quote by Kinky Lizard
He went to see Elton John?????? The poor guy has been punished enough!
Please leave him alone polly.........
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:laughabove: :giggle: rotflmao

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4 Jul 2005

nest time u want a shag ask aomeone else lol

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4 Jul 2005

Quote by Nomad_Soul
Ive always been curious about the taste of breastmilk

reminded me of a funny story reading that
when my first kid was a few months old i put her on solids, as u do, and i used to make such things as weetabix up with my milk, anyway one morning i had made up her weetabix gone to the bedroom to get her comes back into the kitchen.....and yes there was Paul (the hubby) sat at the table eating said brekky, well i just left him to it i thought it was funny after he had finished he said....what kind of milk was that tasted dead sweet lol

Hahaha, that made me chuckle lol

Lets hope Paul didn't ask your milkie for an extra two pints lol

Did you tell him the truth ???
yeah told him as soon as he ate it he just said.....mmm was quite nice confused

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