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4 Jul 2005

Quote by Andy_Wakefield
Ive always been curious about the taste of breastmilk

reminded me of a funny story reading that
when my first kid was a few months old i put her on solids, as u do, and i used to make such things as weetabix up with my milk, anyway one morning i had made up her weetabix gone to the bedroom to get her comes back into the kitchen.....and yes there was Paul (the hubby) sat at the table eating said brekky, well i just left him to it i thought it was funny after he had finished he said....what kind of milk was that tasted dead sweet lol

lol

4 Jul 2005

Just wanted to say hi wave

wave

not seen u online for ages where ya been biggrin

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sorry u can have ur thread back now lol

4 Jul 2005

take another case and i'll go n all lol

lol

4 Jul 2005

wow some people are soooooooooo easily pleased lol

lol

4 Jul 2005

i think men cry a lot more than they admit to

4 Jul 2005

wave

Hi and :welcome: back

4 Jul 2005

well i have 2 opinions on this one, if i meet someone off here i find looks are more important than in a club, for example if i go to a club to be honest i will get on a bed and just have fun with anyone who wants to join in, stopping and looking at everyone just limits ur fun so i tend to switch off to looks and just shag lol on more private meets where u have 2 spend time with a person its more inportant, but in answer yes i would shag someone i found ugly lol

4 Jul 2005

i can't afford to pay for sex lol :haha:

4 Jul 2005

Quote by Serendipity
All down to the individuals involved.....either gender can be fantastic sexually, either can be awful

totally agree its all down to the person not the sex, both are good in their own way i find women to be more gentle and i have never had a woman try to tune in radio 1 on my lift nipple!! lol

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4 Jul 2005

i would have looked at him and said......."bonnet? u mean it opens? gee fancy that can u show me!!"
i hate men like that
i had a female friend who was a mechanic and she said loads of men who bought their cars in used 2 ask for one of the men to do it, she was as qualified as the rest of them tho!!

4 Jul 2005

Nope i have never payed for sex, with sites like this there is no reason to, a woman could come on here and get a meet every night of the week no matter what they look like, theres that many guys looking theres always going to be somebody for her wink

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and even if i didn't have a pc to make meets easier i still wouldn't pay for it lol

4 Jul 2005

Have u got a add? or a bit more info on u would help?

3 Jul 2005

Quote by kazswallows
poor you just when you thought you were getting some freedom.
Sit her down and tell her you love her very much and if she wants she can come home for a few weeks while she picks herself up and dusts herself down, BUT she is grown up now and has to learn to stand on her own two feet. That you both have a life and it isn't fair on anyone for her to expect you both to give up your space.
Ask her how she would feel if you split up and wanted to camp down with her and the boyfriend.
Tell her is she wants to move back in she will have to live by the rules of her childhood, helping round the house, punishments (grounding for disobedience), curfews etc.
Be firm but loving and supportive and hopefully things will work out.
kaz xx

ohh come on be honest all jokes aside wouldn't any of us give up our lifes for a while to help our children?
of course we would, i would lay my life down for my kiddies and my home will always be open to them.
But hopefully i will have given them enough confidence and strength in themselves over the years to be able to deal with knocks in life without having to come home.
I didnt mean my post in anyway disrespectful to stuart and tanina or any other parent, i'm sorry if it came out that way.
Yes if my child wanted to come home for a few weeks while they sorted their life out, that would be fine, but hopefully once they have done that they would be able to move on and be a stronger person for it. smile

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i'd be so lucky mine arn't old enough to go yet never mind come back lol

3 Jul 2005

Quote by postie
Yeah , but this was you the morning after...

:shock: :shock: :shock:
OMG i'd shit myself if i woke up next to him with a hangover :haha:
who is that? and where his tooth confused

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3 Jul 2005

Quote by equi-princess
I gave in to temptation .................
equi-princess xxx
(tempted and gave in)

i can risist anything but temptation wink

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3 Jul 2005

no i don't remember you but :welcome: back anyway biggrin

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3 Jul 2005

Quote by kazswallows
poor you just when you thought you were getting some freedom.
Sit her down and tell her you love her very much and if she wants she can come home for a few weeks while she picks herself up and dusts herself down, BUT she is grown up now and has to learn to stand on her own two feet. That you both have a life and it isn't fair on anyone for her to expect you both to give up your space.
Ask her how she would feel if you split up and wanted to camp down with her and the boyfriend.
Tell her is she wants to move back in she will have to live by the rules of her childhood, helping round the house, punishments (grounding for disobedience), curfews etc.
Be firm but loving and supportive and hopefully things will work out.
kaz xx

ohh come on be honest all jokes aside wouldn't any of us give up our lifes for a while to help our children?

3 Jul 2005

Quote by Nicola&Alan
hey nymphos....
how do you get a guy to try it??
i mean, if hes never done it before hes not going to know if he likes it or not... so how do you persuade them?

don't have to persuade them, the best thing about sites like this is u can state what ur after b4 u meet wink

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i have found many guys who like anal from a woman its not that uncommon, for instance i have had 6 pms from different guys who are looking for it just from reading this thread and its not even a advert i just said i liked doing it so u can imagine the responce if i do put a add up

3 Jul 2005

tell her house rule is bed times 9pm then she not know what time u come home lol

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3 Jul 2005

Quote by Mr Ben and friends
Nah... you're definetly doing SOMETHING wrong... Think man.. think. I live in the South East, and I've had nooooo END of sex. Couples.. threesomes... two bi-women sucking my dick simultaneously... orgies, finger buffets,.. and free SPAM. It's all going on down here don't believe a word of it. I'D start by working on your light flashing technique for dogging, then perhaps move on to some professionally produced glamour photos for your photo-Ad.
Think... think...
I dunno... perhaps your just an arsehole.

that means hes never met anyone :laughabove:

3 Jul 2005

ohhh good question
we started swinging when my last daughter was about 10 weeks old and i was breast feeding her, now it was something i was a bit awear of and always made a point of telling people, its amazing how many guy actually found it a turn on and some would actually try drinking it :shock: very odd, even had one guy ask if i'd squirt it in his face confused

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but as for still producing milk i still do a little now but not enough to be worried about

3 Jul 2005

Quote by leprechaun
leprechaun is going to apply for security job at swinging clubs on bi nites feck kiss 2 mins suck on me dick lol will sort men from the boys

can i apply for the job as the securitys security woman? i'll stand and watch see if they doing it right blast

blast

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3 Jul 2005

right ok i am the first to admit i'm usually the one moaning about single guys mainly cause i have had so many no shows, bad experiences and selfish gits lol and i don't moan cause i don't like then its compleatly the opposite i love single men and find it really frustrating when i get no shows and bad ones
BUT
i have also met some really nice single guys, and i do like single men on the whole so i'm going to give a big hurrrrraaaaayyyyy to all the genuine ones out there :inlove:

3 Jul 2005

Quote by Hotttie

get urself a strap on hide it in the wardrobe
tie him up n blindfold him
.......................................................... :twisted:

... :twisted: ....lol...get myself some real brownie points!
:twisted: ... biggrin

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its all getting a bit below the belt now confused

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3 Jul 2005

i was being sarky rolleyes

rolleyes

just seemed a bit daft putting couple next to ur name lol

3 Jul 2005

your not doing anything wrong its just a case if being in the right place at the right time, as u have said the number of men greatly outnumber the women and couples and most of them wont meet single men, its just a case of keeping looking smile

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3 Jul 2005

Oh i love giving anal to men wink

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3 Jul 2005

gobby git :haha:

3 Jul 2005

9" is well above average isn't it?

3 Jul 2005

i would love to see the end of hunger
to see the children over there is heartbreaking
sadly i don't think it will happen in my life time all we can do is try
Have to say tho u have to take your hat off to Sir Bob that man has done so much for these people the amount of his own time and money he has put into this shows real dedication.