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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK
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Quote by Sexysteph
Hi Blue
Thanks for putting me on the list whilst I have been on holiday.
Steph
you've been on holiday? where did u go and why wasn't i invited? lol
i have a good party game, how about shag the stranger? and u don't get much stranger than me
actually shaggings a bit boring give me a min i'll be back with a better idea
Ok now as those of u who know me will know a cpl of weeks ago i knocked over the wall parking up on the drive 
and boy did my hubby milk it for all it was worth with the piss taking so now its my turn
Yesterday my daughter walked in with a mag she picked up from my m8s house, anyway a while later Paul picks it up and has a flick thro it and finds the advert for the carling weekend at reading having a read thro it he shouted some band names out and we decided the sunday sounded good, give them a call tomorrow and book tickets he says writing the number down for me, so this morning i gives them a call to book tickets forgetting what day we had decided on so i said i think its the sunday its the day slipknot are playing (sorry but i like slipknot lol) 'they not playing' said the woman 'they havn't been here for 4 or 5 years' odd i thought put phone down! then my daughter pointed out blink182 has split up who also was supposed 2 be playing, so i thought i best look at this here add got the magazine and had a flick thro only to notice the front cover was dated september 2000 
well of course i had 2 call him up at work and ask him if he was sure he wanted to go
and boy did my hubby milk it for all it was worth with the piss taking so now its my turn Yesterday my daughter walked in with a mag she picked up from my m8s house, anyway a while later Paul picks it up and has a flick thro it and finds the advert for the carling weekend at reading having a read thro it he shouted some band names out and we decided the sunday sounded good, give them a call tomorrow and book tickets he says writing the number down for me, so this morning i gives them a call to book tickets forgetting what day we had decided on so i said i think its the sunday its the day slipknot are playing (sorry but i like slipknot lol) 'they not playing' said the woman 'they havn't been here for 4 or 5 years' odd i thought
put phone down! then my daughter pointed out blink182 has split up who also was supposed 2 be playing, so i thought i best look at this here add got the magazine and had a flick thro only to notice the front cover was dated september 2000 well of course i had 2 call him up at work and ask him if he was sure he wanted to go
Quote by Vix
FFM... I prefer MMF as the logistics are so much more compatible.
As a Fem who doesn't do bum sex. with a hubby who also doesn't (either give or receive) we fine MMF more compatible.
Let's be honest, thre ratio of holes to poles has to be right.
Two women and a guy? Yeah, if one woman is happy to see another with cock and get noner herself. OK, tongues and hands are there, but it ain't cock, is it?
Two guys and one woman.. brill, even if you don't do anal. You can have a 2 in 1, there's your gob and your boobs and your hands.
Oh, I think I better go cool down a mo.
if u find a good guy he should last long enough to give cock to both woman
Quote by polly40
Man goes to Hong Kong on a business trip and arrives in his hotel the night before. Feeling a little horny he goes out and finds a prostitute.
Whilst shagging the prostitute for all his worth, she starts to shout "WANG SOO, WANG SOO" Man thinks to himself, must be a term for "that's good" and carries on giving her a good time.
The next day after the meeting he is invited to play golf with the managing director.
They reach the sixth hole and the managing director gets a hole in one.
Patting him on the the back the business man congatulates him, saying "wang soo, wang soo".
Managing director turns round furiously saying " Hardened swinger? what you mean hardened swinger?"
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i'm sure last time i heard that joke 'wang soo'
ment wrong hole OMG errrmmm
well the obvious
Monitor
keyboard
mouse
dirty mug
3 empty crisp packets
tube of sweets the nippers saving till 2morrow
box of fag filters
2 packets of paper
3 CDs not in case
2 empty glasses
a job application form not filled in yet
speakers are under there somewhere lol
a lamp
and a ice sucker stick
P.S are u left handed andy_wakefield? lol
well the obvious
Monitor
keyboard
mouse
dirty mug
3 empty crisp packets
tube of sweets the nippers saving till 2morrow
box of fag filters
2 packets of paper
3 CDs not in case
2 empty glasses
a job application form not filled in yet
speakers are under there somewhere lol
a lamp
and a ice sucker stick
P.S are u left handed andy_wakefield? lol
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Well i went off to a bit of a shabby start, had a crisis at home (as u do) so had 2 run there to get there on time, plus it rained so i looked like a drownded cat lol
But they was very inpressed with my CV and cause i have loads of experience they offered me the job, only cause of the nature of the work, its working for bupa, i have got so send off a criminal disclosure form and providing that comes back ok (which it will lol) they will call me with a start date
Well i went off to a bit of a shabby start, had a crisis at home (as u do) so had 2 run there to get there on time, plus it rained so i looked like a drownded cat lol
But they was very inpressed with my CV and cause i have loads of experience they offered me the job, only cause of the nature of the work, its working for bupa, i have got so send off a criminal disclosure form and providing that comes back ok (which it will lol) they will call me with a start date
