Quote by Happy Cats
i have quite a funny story actually lol
One summer afternonn me and the hubbie was walking home from where ever we had been and was having a bit of a bust up and us being us being out in the open made no odds lol anyway as we was passing a nursing home someone inside must have heard me screaming at him in the street and called the police, well right or wrong being the woman i was auto the victim here and when the cop car pulled up they asked me if i was ok etc so i told them this guy had been stalking me for some time now and was following me and wouldn't leave me alone, to which they cuffed, slung him in the car and took him to the cop shop

Quote by Jason H
Myself and my friend want to have an orgy with an older girl. we want one who willl take 2 in the pussy at the same time, 2 in the mouth as Vix did beautifuly and DP. Is Silk Busty Babe or Vix up for it?

Quote by PoloLady
Noooooooooooooooooooo - not again :shock:
There are never any bloody rooms free when you do this
The jacuzzi fills to the brim like sardines in a tin
And all those rampant SH members scaring the locals - no no no no - do you know how hard it is to chase scared locals

Quote by chadders245
i didn't mean to be intrusive infact very much the opposite, on this forum you all seem to know each other, so it was meant as a way forward for me to get to know the rest of you, Im sorry if anyone took offense, it was certainly not an opportunity to gate crash another event!
Sorry!
Just trying to get to know you all!

Quote by Jags
No flame - but what is your point??
If you want to talk about sex then start an interesting, topical and sexual thread - why rely on others to do it?? I began one the other night and it got to three pages PDQ, why can't you?
We are a community, not random selection of people, and we have lots and lots of things in common, not just sex. Now, move on and get a thread going that isn't a whine, a whinge or a complaint.
:shock:

PS in edit: NOW I will flame you ---- why on earth do you stay? You've only been here for 10 days and you want this forum to change to please you??

If you don't like it here you are free to leave, start your own site and talk about sex until your ears fall off.
:twisted:

Quote by sugarspice-nw
Thanks for that Nomad Soul hun. I dont think they will if they value wot they got between there legs pmsl'
Sugs Lusty & rest of the blackpool slappers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Quote by SXBOY
i saw shagging all over the garden on tour
however there was not enough shagging sucking and sex on stage
( is that ok jags ? )

Quote by garden
" this is OUR private club, so how dare you have an opinion? If you dare to express one, we shall punish you!"

Quote by garden
Yes, I know I'll get flamed.
And I know (speaking to mod) that you've had this before. But I really have to point out (as a new and still-hopeful member) that the first 2 pages of the Cafe at this moment contain 27 threads which are absolutely bugger-all to do with swinging or sex.
They are - irrefutably - the most popular threads. But guess what? They're nearly all started and populated by the same clique of smug chummy old cybermates, yammering on and on and on about eff-all.
Some of us don't spend our entire lives on here, LOL and ROTFL or LOAO all night at witty things we've seen on the net, or the laff we had when our kids said something cute. Some of us don't give a bugger about your suntan, or your holiday plans, or your job problems, or your car, or what you can see out of your bleedin window, or your motorbike or the last sodding concert you went to.
WE don't care how many clever GIFs you've got. We don't want to join in an opinion poll, or hear your views on BB evictions, or remember our favourite nursery rhyme.
And we sure as buggery don't want to waste half an hour clicking on links to find it's yet more pointless matey guff, when we're trying to learn something useful..... or even, get laid.
Some off-topic things are fine, I think (help with computer difficulties, as a for instance).... but all this personal chit-chat surely to God ought to be kept in the chatroom, or in PMs, or on that well-known website There are loads of sites that do this "fun" stuff.
I'm quite happy with the notion that fun and sex go together. But there's only one of 'em I can go without.
Some of us just like to plug in and read about swinging and sex. Do you remember sex? YOU used to do it, before you had computers, when you got out more?
This is by no means a blanket condemnation.... it is a great and wonderful and generous notion, SH. A credit to the inventors, and I'm glad I came. But all this waffle could kill it (just check out some old MSN groups you used to know..... all long gone, and precisely because they got buried under unintelligent self-indulgent "fun 'n frolics" rubbish).
(........puts on tin hat)

Quote by garden
WE don't care how many clever GIFs you've got. We don't want to join in an opinion poll, or hear your views on BB evictions, or remember our favourite nursery rhyme. .

Quote by Ceryndrion
hmmm best concert, has to be the english symphony orchestra, playing an open air concert on the lawns of an old country house in worcestershire. where we just set out a picnic on the grass and enjoyed the lubbly music

Quote by ItsRob
Has to be Metallica at Glasgow Green June 2004.
F**cking Fantastic!!!