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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by bluexxx
Too late, I got bored waiting for the mobile chef and I made my own jam butty.... you just can't get the staff these days rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes

oi poke wheres my jam butty :kick:
:haha:
i enjoy club, many clubs have a cpl only night which are ideal for new cpls, click the clubs and parties tab at the top of the page to get a selection of clubs and read other peoples reviews wink
Quote by bluexxx
very strange post lol

Yes, it is........... and the strange PM I just got asking me how I fucked her :shock: just proves it.
Wind up? I think so.
Ban this guy? Oh, I think so! lol lol lol
so how did u fuck her...oh i'm interested now lol
Quote by Marcuso
:cry: Will anyone look after *me* too??

OMG...it's looking like we're gonna have to arrange an "afters" party........lol
Any takers??..............lol
someone say party? wink
Quote by SXBOY
if you have a recent STD test then you can cum inside her while shagging and try n fill her with cum

Sorry to be a kill joy here but how will u know if they have had a recent STD test? u don't get a certificate to show people u know lol
actually you can get a certificate!!
ermm really? i must start going to the same GU clinic as u cause i have never been offered one and i go 4 regular tests i feel robbed now i want a certificate to put on my wall rotflmao
just a thought tho even if they had got one whats to say they havn't had sex and picked something up after being tested? ok ok i know i'm being picky and we are not 100% perfect i mayself have met people and had sex without a condom on occasion i just can't see the point is asking if they have been tested cause it proves naff all lol
see warwick he does certificates..dunno if that helps ?
:laughabove:
Quote by i69
if you have a recent STD test then you can cum inside her while shagging and try n fill her with cum

Sorry to be a kill joy here but how will u know if they have had a recent STD test? u don't get a certificate to show people u know lol
actually you can get a certificate!!
ermm really? i must start going to the same GU clinic as u cause i have never been offered one and i go 4 regular tests i feel robbed now i want a certificate to put on my wall rotflmao
just a thought tho even if they had got one whats to say they havn't had sex and picked something up after being tested? ok ok i know i'm being picky and we are not 100% perfect i mayself have met people and had sex without a condom on occasion i just can't see the point is asking if they have been tested cause it proves naff all lol
Quote by Dawn_Mids
well i think ur all cruel, you'd never heard me being nasty to or about my dear friend david :angel:

Bollox :lol2:
well thats not nice ya bloody nasty brummie woman lol lol lol
Quote by tattyxpx
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
innocent

nore that lol
Quote by curvestocaress4u
Hey, I am new to this and am finding this website really hard to nagociate I have registered but can't join the chatrooms <gawd my bank don't aks for as many details> LOL anyone willing to help a blonde busty bimbo please HOLLER surprised) <kiss>

oh we're used to blonde bimbos on here lol
well i think ur all cruel, you'd never heard me being nasty to or about my dear friend david :angel:
Quote by fleet5124
Sorry that I am not able to make this one. I have a previous date in a sunnier climate, as if I need to top my tan up. Hope to return in time to accept an invitation to the Leicester munch.
Enjoy yourselves, you lucky buggers!!!
Fleet

sorry u can't make this one fleet
hope to see u at the next smile
ohhh ice cream, sod the sex pass me a spoon lol
(not cheap crappy stuff tho lol)
well ok on a sexual note bi men :lickface: i just can't walk by men playing without having the need 2 join in hump
Quote by JustJim
also re-directs spunk to your bladder instead of out of your cock.

no forgive me as i don't have a cock so i'm not really up on this subject but that can't be safe can it?
Well as most who know me already know i have a bit of a fetish for mens bum's, i love using strap on's on them, anal fisting etc wink
I'm much better shagging as a guy than a woman lol
I met a guy once who had a foot fetish i have never had my legs twisted in so many positions not matter how we shagged he managed 2 have my toes on his mouth, very odd guy lol
P.S pepper that foots minging ya nasty woman lol
Quote by i69
if you have a recent STD test then you can cum inside her while shagging and try n fill her with cum

Sorry to be a kill joy here but how will u know if they have had a recent STD test? u don't get a certificate to show people u know lol
ohhhhhh Happy Birthday ya old sod
Can i just add that u are now older than my mum and she only likes toy boys so u shit if 4 a shag there m8 lol
Hope you have a good un :rose:
ohh can i come? i have all the right tackle honest i'm just waiting for my bollox to drop...about 2 foot :grin:
oh ok i admit it i'm only after a frisking :lickface:
Quote by Marcuso
LOL...you wally.....I was calling NN a sweetheart.

whoo hoo thats pulling talk where i come from, get ya coat wink
we was at chameleons a cpl years ago and my hubbies boss walked in with a woman, who was not his wife, hanging off his arm, now as u can imagine that was quite a bad situation for him to be in lol
I'm not really one for giving advice on loosing weight lol
I joined a gym and a slimming club last year and lost 6 and half stone in about 6 months, i starved my self and worked out for 2 hours a day, since i have put a lot of it back on mainly cause i just couldn't cope with it no more the hunger was killing me and i felt down all the time, tho it was nice to have the 'god havn't u lost weight' comments i purly didn't have the energy to do anything, what i'm trying to say really is theres nothing wrong with loosing 1lb a week its steady healthy weight loose and the chances are u will not end up like me and put a lot back on if u do it right, i went from a size 22/24 to a size 14 back upto a size 18 and yes of course i would love to loose the weight again and more but i wouldn't do it the same as i did last time
ohh i had a great night, had to say we scared the life out a group of guys lol someone mentioned we was from a swinging site and one of the guys said "cummon they a group of swingers we're off" to the others and they legged it out the door :giggle:
I was really good didn't even get drunk or use any of my condoms wink
Was also nice to meet markk in the boozer the next day, remember back against the wall m8 hump wink
Thanx Sugs and lusty and everyone who turned up can't wait for the next one :rose:
i have always said don't mix swinging with friends, sites like this are here to make friends within the scene and i have never thought it a good idea 2 mix the two, but its totally upto u what u do thats just my advice
Quote by Wishmaster
dunno lost count
think i must have had sex with 200+ people b4 i started swinging so i really dunno now redface

You're shitting me!!!! .... you're a regular Bill Clinton ain't ya.... lol.....
"I did not have sex with that man!!!"

well what was i supposed 2 say...ermm i've had sex 3 times lol i mean cummon its not that many really confused
Quote by Ceryndrion
well, you haven't had me... how shocking :twisted:

oh theres till time young man wink