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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by smokerjim
if u do find such a thing the acting usually so bad u skip thro it anyway confused

There's acting? :huh: dunno
so i've been told :angel:
Quote by heaysyandck
hiyas all anyone else remember the barron knights song about the french? the one about the channel tunnel ect?
just wondering as i cant find it anywhere either on the net or in the local shops sad if anyone knows where i can download it please tell me {begs}
also just tell me if u remember it because im starting to believe its a figment of my imagination and fell silly trying to find it as crystal is convinced i made it up sad
matt

nope i'm far 2 young 2 remember them lol
well actually i'm kinda like u only i moved away from mansfield cause of work lol
but i always class it as home :rose:
i can give u my mums addy tho if u ever run outa sugar lmao
Quote by Happy Cats
I think that with a pose like that you are actually hoping that men will reply.
This thread is you fighting your demons!
lol wink

well i have 2 admit a guy putting a pic up of him bending over showing his arse does kinda say.......all men here!! lol
actually i have been wondering for a while now if your male or female lol
all i can say is now u know how us women feel with all the stoopid PMs lol
P.S whats that between ur legs it looks like one of the vibrating pussys u get from the sex shop rotflmao
click the clubs and parties tab on the top of the page theres a list of clubs and peoples reviews of them biggrin
P.S stop shouting ur not at a footie match lol
wait till u arrange a meet only to stand there 4 a hour b4 giving up and going home mad now thats really annoying, sorry to say yes u have 2 get used to it, u have 2 kiss many toads to find ya princess wink
Quote by bushwackers
Anyone done it, or even liked if arrrrrrrrrr :shock:

well i have to admit i have done it one or ermmm a few times lol
guess i must like it i keep going back for more wink
actually i have just realised it the same guy who keeps putting his add number in his postings in a vain attempt to get people to look at it...ok ok so i'm slow this week lol
isn't this getting a tad boring now?
right my advice is simple u can help the enviroment and punish him in one go, walk round the streets collecting all the doggy do and dump it on his garden :haha:
Quote by Julie1964
bet he'll hide his ass every time he sees naughtynyphos roflmao

:grin:
i still recon he thought i was kidding lol hump
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
lol lol
The word "and" is not a number. Splitting hairs maybe wink
Fred

actually the and in one hundred and one is part of the number its not one hundred
one is it? no its one hundred AND one lol
oh i have done many many daft things when drunk some of i couldn't possable repeat, i'm not so bad now days i tend to just throw up and go to sleep but i was a right git when i was younger lol
Quote by wonderknobhead
Is this finger and thumb of the same hand...?

or indeed the same person :haha:
Quote by fabio grooverider
I have an ad in the couples looking for men section (294891). In the past i have had ads that were reasonably succesful, but after taking a break, i am not having any success with my current ad. I can't remember what i wrote last time and i know this one is pittyful.
Can any of you ladies out there help confused:

seriously mate... no offence but is that all......i think that would stand about as much as a long haired dude at a heavy metal concert.....
and whats up with long haired dudes at heavy metal concerts? lol
Quote by bluetvr
I have an ad in the couples looking for men section

yeah my advice is get ur add in the right section lol
Quote by fabio grooverider

7. Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you could find the letter a ?
A. One thousand.

okay i am going to dispute this... smile smile
isn't the answer 101????
One hundred AND one.....
yep theres deffo an a in and lol
Quote by equi-princess
The daftest question i have ever been asked...... was on here some weeks ago.... although it has been asked of me on several occasions......
Are you M or F.......????????
For god's sake.... does my nick sound like one a guy would choose.....????????
equi-princess xxx

to be fair its not that daft a question in that chat room, a guy goes in called bi-in-stocking always make me laugh when all the men run to chat him up as soon as he comes in cause they think hes a woman lol
Quote by Wishmaster
I was asked this question in a pvt convo in the chat room this morning by a nice sexy lady:
Do you like BJ's?
I must admit that this question threw me somewhat!
Don't ALL men like BJ's??
What's the daftest question you have ever been asked?

so do u? dunno