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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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well this one i have all the pipes come off its really good in that way cause u can trace all the pipes and the all unclip so no screw driver needed but i can't find anything sad
Quote by Vix
Mine's the original model and it rocks.
No worries. Ever.
Sorry - not much help that, was it?

no :haha:
Ok i know its a odd question but i'm a bit stuck on what to do..... dunno
About 3 months ago i got myself a new hover, now i went for a Dyson cause they are supposed 2 be 'the dogs rollox' of hovers :haha:
So off i went tho the shop and got me a 'Dyson animal' and payed £300 for the bloody thing, now on the box it says and i quote.....never loses any suction......ever!!!
well mine has 3 months down the line and the things crap, it don't suck up right anymore and whats more anoying is it keep cutting out now i took it back to the shop and pointed this out only to be told it was normal and was a safty thing dyson put on the hover so it don't over heat, but mine does it 3 or 4 times while doing one room, and every time it does it i have 2 wait 10 mins before it decides to start again it takes me about 45 mins to hover one room mad
now what i want to know is has anyone else had problems like this cause i'm about ready for demanding my money back or have i just got a bad one and as a rule are they ok confused:
right i'll leave u now and get back to my hovering lol rotflmao
i know everyone different but i alway make it clear first meets just for a drink, if u meet and everyone gets on fine then u can change your mind, but if u tell them ur meeting with the view to playing can u really tell them to their face sorry but i don't want to ur not my type? if u can then all well and good but if ur like me and find saying that hard 2 someones face then meeting for a drink going home and telling them on messenger ...was nice to meet u but....is much easier smile
as for the condom thing i think thats something to talk about pretty much str8 away
Quote by humili_sub
Hi to those who said hi.....
Can anyone tell me how to put a pic on my profile....I have one on my ad, but it says its too big to go on here...how do I make it smaller???

if u want to PM me ur email addy i'll do it for u can't be arsed going thro it step by step tho lol
if she has a contract they cannot cut back her hours cause she has been off for illness so long as she had handed in a sick note, as for making her redundant well they can do that 2 anyone sorry to say that if she has had time off a lot they may put her at the top of the list, bit heartless in light of why she has been off tho
Quote by veejay
Everyday since I changed my avatar i've had pm's from guys thinking im a woman and telling me what they wanna do with my arse. As much as they all sound very nice I dont really want '9 1/2 inches of hot staffordshire meat' or 'a dick red rum would have been proud of' coming anywhere near me and least of all not up there.
I had to do a little editing of my avatar to hide a lil something but surely I do not now look as if I have a womans arse do I? Im starting to get nervous everytime a bloke passes me in the street.
confused: :shock: biggrin

You're not a lady........
And there I was admiring that ass! :shock:
:laughabove: :moon:
Quote by freckledbird
You can't make up your mind can you? You've been a single male, a couple, a single male, a male with girlfriend who isn't into this, now you're 2 males. Oh, and your cock's shrunk - it used to be 8".

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Quote by Vicky_uk
Your also on the confirmed list for the Notts Munch on the same night NN :shock:

oh bollox see i said i 4got lol
best get my thinking cap on mad
can i just say on a serious note tho ALWAYS meet in a safe place, not everyone on the site are who they say they are tho most are nice people, so a drink in a pub may be in order for the first meet, sorry to sound boring but as a single woman ur safty has to come first smile
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what does that mean or is that a joke??? please be gentle with me lol lol lol

nope serious with a description like that every guy on the site will be messaging u lol
Quote by Sgt Bilko
hi
i am liz. a very horny housewife who cant get enough. Im looking for no strings attached adult fun with men or women. Got short dark hair 40D bust shavened pussy and its pierced. Pierced nipples. Tattoos on my body and i sound boring already.....
see yas soon
love
liz(a very naughty and horny housewife) evil lol

By jove I think she's got it!! :shock: :shock: lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
well thats her inbox full lol
Quote by Sgt Bilko
wasn't this question not asked only a cpl of days ago?

That was about sex - this is about two letters!! confused confused confused confused
DP .......... Isn't that the stuff you rub into your muscles when they're aching??

Is that not Deep Heat?
DP - to me means Duplicate Post. wink
thats what i thought :thumbup:
Great minds? or fools seldom differ?
DP - Downright Pedantic!! lol lol lol lol lol
Sarge wanders off muttering that if bigDewi can have Tepees then I can have Deep Heat !! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
whats that mean dunno
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well how does this work? :cry: please help!!

stick a add up in the let meet up section telling others a little about u and what ur after and see who replys
easy lol
Quote by AndyS-NE
wasn't this question not asked only a cpl of days ago?

That was about sex - this is about two letters!! confused confused confused confused
DP .......... Isn't that the stuff you rub into your muscles when they're aching??

Is that not Deep Heat?
DP - to me means Duplicate Post. wink
thats what i thought :thumbup:
Quote by john45_sw_uk
Sorry Naughtynymphos but I can not believe that. For a start I can not believe that you normally hold some obscure device between your thighs - but there again I could be wrong.
I do agree however that you should give the site the chance to prove that your bum is better than his!!
McC

Well thats 2 of us, anyone else think that Naughty should put her money where her mouth (bum) is? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
there is NO WAY this side of the death of jesus my arse is going on this site
ffs what u trying to do scare the locals lol
P.S i have had some very strange things in between my thighs :haha:
Quote by blonde
I somehow managed to set my best friends house on fire !
Dont ask................... lol

so ya cookings just as bad when ur pissed then? rotflmao
Quote by john45_sw_uk
actually as girlie arse's go hes got a better bum than me lol

Really? I think that should be a comitee decision, so come on, give us a look :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by monkeyxxx
(boy george preferred a hot cup o tea to sex apparently...but it dont half make your willy sore).. sorry old joke

i've been told soaking chopped liver in hot water then stuffing it in a hollowed out french loaf is quite good too confused
don't ask where i get my info from lol
i dread to think how many will actually try that now :wanker:
rotflmao