Quote by Mr Henderson
Get a paper and just WHACK IT. problem solved :bounce:
sound advice lol
thing is i'm to scared of them to kill them even :uhoh:
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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK
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A friend of mine found out her hubby was playing away, not only was he playing away he picked something nasty up and passed it onto her, so one night b4 work she soaked his undies in raw bleach and put them to dry the next day he went to work on a building site (in the summer 
) wearing them needless 2 say a trip to the hospital was in order
) wearing them needless 2 say a trip to the hospital was in order 
we used 2 meet a cpl from brum regular and one day after 6 months of very regular meets they sprung a idea on us, that was for us both to sell up and buy a big house and all live together, now the woman couldn't have kids and we have 3 my youngest being only a very small baby at the time and they anounced they would also help take over bringing the baby up :shock:
needless to say we never met them again
Also we met a cpl who was first time swingers and a cpl days after we met the woman told Paul she had left her hubbie for him and wanted him to move in with her :shock:
needless to say we never saw them again either lol
needless to say we never met them again
Also we met a cpl who was first time swingers and a cpl days after we met the woman told Paul she had left her hubbie for him and wanted him to move in with her :shock:
needless to say we never saw them again either lol
its not a blockage lol as anyone with the animal model will tell u all the pipes come off so u can clean them out, as for the filter surly its not old enough 2 need replacing yet?
i did have a idea tho.....i thought i'd invite myself to kit-off's house with my hoover and swap them while shes not looking
and i agree rache come back Henry all if 4given lol
i'll give them a call in morning if i'm not happy i'll take it back and demand a refund lol
i did have a idea tho.....i thought i'd invite myself to kit-off's house with my hoover and swap them while shes not looking
and i agree rache come back Henry all if 4given lol
i'll give them a call in morning if i'm not happy i'll take it back and demand a refund lol
Quote by Calista
I started out reading this light heartedly and now I'm not so sure.
You're given a weight limit for luggage and despite having two kids and being "fatties" our luggae was still well under when we flew last year!!
Why punish others for an ability to pack sensibly????
C x
because the plane can only carry so much weight so to make it fair theres a upper limit on peoples weight and baggage weight but its not as suggested by the thread starter mixed together, as i said b4 my husbands auntie was asked to pay for two seats as she was over the weight limit, if she went on the plane that ment 1 less person could fly so she had 2 pay for that space and its the same with baggage, seems fair enough to me, its not about punishing people its about plane flights being a buisness and they are there to make money
Quote by sexymale21
anyway get back to taking the piss
cheers m8 don't mind if i do
Quote by PoloLady
Posting about a fumble in a car being a good meet and your other post about “does it hurt women being on top†only show people your lack of experience and no doubt they will make the assumption that a meet with you would be brief and not too eventful (in other words they will think you are a crap shag).
actually it wasn't that what made me think he'd be a crap shag it was cause he was only 21
Quote by fabio grooverider
I bet she was thrilled at getting her tits fumbled
my good god.. sexymale21finally got to 1st base....
okay...that i one bet i lost.... who do i owe a fiver to??????
on a seriously side... have you never heard of discresion mate....
kiss and telling is really going to help you in here... and what if he reads it!!!
sorry i did mean she... honest
if only your cock was as big as your gob...... you might give john holmes a run for his money...
i'm loving the afro m8 lol
Quote by Shloppy
Coming back from Spain this year with Easy jet I was a couple of pounds over the 20kg limit. They asked if there was anything that I could take out of my check-in bag and carry it on the plane with me so I had to open the case and start cramming things into my carry-on flight bag. Whats that about
does it weigh less if its spread over 2 bags?
my hubbies auntie was actually told she would have to pay more for her flight cause she exceded the weight allowence and if she went on the plane one less person could so she had 2 pay for 2 seats
Thats a gods honest true story
so my point is there is a weight allowance on passengers and if u go over it u will pay more
Thats a gods honest true story
Quote by olnyjon
Point of topic. I weigh in @ 13st and the g/f @ 9st, giving total of 22st. The amount of our fellow passengers, who singularly, were this weight ,without their baggage, was amazing. Realisticly, should they be charged e/b or their baggage allowance reduced
Not looking to offend, but would like fairness.
jon
so my point is there is a weight allowance on passengers and if u go over it u will pay more
