well there's a gentalmans club on broad st but get a second morgage to go in lol
what kind of thing are u looking for? theres loads in birmingham depends what u want to be doing tho
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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
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Quote by Marcuso
I'll stick you on the list Suze, and you are more than welcome to hold my hand all night.
It'll be good to see you sweetheart..xxxxx
Oi go and find ur own woman :haha:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
your more than welcome to come with me suze if you wish my hubbies not going so i am going alone anyway. i live just off J9 on the M6 so not far from u
I have met many people who are going than can vouch for me not being a mad axe man :haha: It's not the axe you have to watch out for Suze, it's the massive bloody strap-on she has.....lol
you know it :rascal:
i am very open about it with people i trust not to get it back to my children, my mum and sister know, it bothers my mum but she knows i'm old enough to do what i like so its a case of she don't want 2 know about it, my sister wanted me to take her to chams lol close friends know, pauls family don't know cause they really would disown him and prob call the social services lol
Quote by Suze43
I would really like to attend this munch - but im scared!! I dont wanna go all by myself and im not that good at finding my way around!! Big baby or what!! If i can go with someone, even if i pick them up enroute (as long as i kinda know of them) then that would be great. I live in Shropshire by the way ..... so apparently burton is about 45 mins away.....
your more than welcome to come with me suze if you wish my hubbies not going so i am going alone anyway. i live just off J9 on the M6 so not far from u
I have met many people who are going than can vouch for me not being a mad axe man :haha:
Feel free to PM me
Alison xxx
Oh nearly for got to add that assuming you get a invite...sorry boys didn't mean to tread on ya toes there
Quote by sugarspice-nw
Oi NN he nevers falls off Oops mean the earth corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr nice to see he posting again but errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr he can post and he errmmmm well he good at it too i never complain like it says in his add he reaches parts alright hehehehehehe.
Gla to hear you still ciming hehehehe lilmiss
Sugs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
i was talking to lilmiss u plank
Quote by sexybbwnw
I RECEIVED THIS PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM A GUY I'D NEVER SPOKEN TO, MESSAGED, SEEN A PROFILE OF, PM'D OR ANYTHING....
Can you get over to South Cheshire for some fun this evening?
I am Steve, 32, 5'9", short dark hair, blue eyes, slim/med and fairly fit.
I love larger ladies!
Can send pic if you send me you email addy?
WHAT ON EARTH WAS HE EXPECTING, ME TO DROP EVERYTHING, JUMP IN MY CAR AND OFF OVER TO SOME RANDOM BLOKE'S HOUSE????
Yes i get them kind of PMs and yes they do expect you to drop everything and meet them, i even had a guy call me a time waster becase i said no to meeting him cause i was taking my daughter out 4 her birthday, i had a PM a while back and all it said was call me for a good time and his number :shock: they think ur whole life is about swinging and should take up any offer we get!!
Quote by longcock4you
Hi all you nice looking girls, I am looking for a sexy girl to cum and ride with me in my NEW Porsche Sports car, your age must be 25 to 45 so cum and have some fun with me
I am a male, sports car mad age 45 so I need one hot girl to go with me in my cool car
e-mail me, and I will send a photo of me
so is this add purely for a ride in the car or are u expecting sex as well? i mean we may like ya car but not u so we need to know
lol I think the real question is as a swinger u are used 2 meeting for casual one off sex, shes not!! as her first man u may find that she falls for you in a way u don't want her to and can u really turn round to a young girl whos virginity u have just taken and say...sorry love u was only a shag?
Personally i wouldn't meet a virgin for sex, swinging is not the right scene for such inexperienced people, plus i'd sooner have someone who knows how to please me :haha:
Personally i wouldn't meet a virgin for sex, swinging is not the right scene for such inexperienced people, plus i'd sooner have someone who knows how to please me :haha:
Quote by Tonyb 35
I know your not a man that is quite clear from your pics sorry if thats how it came across yes I do want to come to Chams and will be there sunday if you are to say sorry. Please be nice I am a simple creature (Male = Not very bright thinks with Dick)
no need to say sorry a simple shag will do :giggle:
Quote by Tonyb 35
I am a simple man as most are but I am trying to get invite to the Burton on Trent mini munch. I need more posts, so please be kind I am aware that not all men are as bright as the better looking fairer few like yourself :idea:
Firstly i am not a man lol
secondly did u want 2 come to chams or are u just trying 2 boost ya postings?
Quote by sugarspice-nw
Yeah right NN you innocent ny arse if you are me n lusty are stright and pure as drivennsnow ffs ours noses are stuck in the fecking wall here HELP pmsl
Sugs n lusty xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :evil2: :thrilled: :crazy: :crazy: see all you fellow slappers soon woohooooooooooooooooo
cheeky :kissmyarse:
whys he got a arse in the back of his head?
ohh got another
Man walks inot the pet shop and asks how much the parrots are
guy in shop says them ones up on the top are £200 them underneath are £150
guy looks for a while and says
how comes them ones are £200 and them ones are £150 they look the same to me
cause them ones up there are on higher purches says the shop man
:giggle:
Man walks inot the pet shop and asks how much the parrots are
guy in shop says them ones up on the top are £200 them underneath are £150
guy looks for a while and says
how comes them ones are £200 and them ones are £150 they look the same to me
cause them ones up there are on higher purches says the shop man
:giggle:
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1 – your most distinguish feature
Ermmm hair i suppose lol
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2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Alibongo lol
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3 – the last thing that made you laugh
a couple of weeks ago i got my daughter tickets to see a band called my cemical romance in november, anyway on giving her the tickets Paul asked who the support act was? looking at the tickets my daughter said "noone i have ever heard of its a band called TBC" well we nearly wet ourselves lol
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4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
My daughers playing the part of Nancy in Oliver Twist so we have been walking round singing the songs for about 2 weeks now lol
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5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
When my 4 years old told me she loved me for no reason.
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6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
A new leccy toothbrush
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7 – one thing you want to do this summer
loose a bit more weight.
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8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
KFC
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9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Slipknot cause then they'd have to take them daft masks off and i could see if any of them was worth a shag lol
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10 – the worst job you have ever done
I worked in McDonalds just after i left school.
P.S Vicky_uk i am not sharing a jacuzzi with Michael Ball ffs lol
