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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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i only heard the phrase camel toe about 3 weeks ago in the chat room, never geard a fanny called that b4 lol
Quote by Eagerslut9
It a hole in two public toilet cubicles (normally), you insert you penis, and someone on the other side of the hole does with it as they wish.
Google it.

'course that might include cutting it off! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :scared: :scared:
:twisted: :twisted:

:laughabove:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
i know of a great location for a munch. our company used it for a confrence a few weeks ago, and i just couldn't help think that this could be a great place for a munch.. all depending on the cost to hire the place, i will think about booking it... not sure where i can fit it this side of xmas, as every month is fully booked up so i will keep you noted
Jiggle

Anything I can help you with Jiggle then give me a shout.
Dawn biggrin
thats goes for me as well, we can sort something out between us lol
Also i have posted the next chams meet in LMU if anyone wants to come
Right i know i said i wasn't doing any more chameleons meets due to new membership rules etc but i have been asked by so many people i thought what the hell lol :thrilled:
So any new people wanting to go please read carefully, if you are a new COUPLE or single FEM wanting to go on this meet you will have to email the club first telling them of any swinging experiences u have and if you have been to any other clubs etc :notes: PM me for the email address, if you are a single MALE you will not get membership at the moment sorry. :cry:
To anyone else wanting to go its just the same as usual lol again single males who are already members of the clubs are more than welcome to join us, others will have to team up with a fem if possable :rascal:
Entry price to the club we be usually price as its not a party night that is:
Couples £18
Single fems £5
Single men £23
the date will be Fridays the 8th of July, hope to see lots of you there the last two was great nights so get ur names down if yopu want to come hump
As always any problems at all PM me and i will do my best to help in any way i can.
Cya all soon :rose:
List so far:
naughtynymphos + sleazy (couple)
wishmaster (couple TBC)
Jim + kate yorks (couple)
pleasure40070 (couple)
DazMids (single male chams member)
sexysteph (single fem)
cutetips3 (couple)
tonyb 35 (single male chams member)
jennaj+sammike (couple)
jiggle + 1 (couple)
wmidscpl (ermm couple lol)
Thomasbham + Mrs_cov (couple)
Quote by waynesworld
Jennaj dont want to put a damper on things but are you not to good to be true?, its most guys fantasy to have phone sex, which i do regularly with a FRIEND, im very genuine been to several munches in the North and also meets on loads of occasions, both doggin and in house, but if you are gen im always available( sometimes we might be both lucky, and ill be on a meet, how sexy is that to have a conversation whilst at it if interested give me a call anytime on ****************** up to you , you can enquire on the forum whether im genuine or not, also my E- MAIL is hear from you soon (hopefully) Glenn

i can not believe u have posted ur number on a open forum for any nutter to have lol
Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
strap it up before ya whack it up lol

nicely put lol
Have fun and don't worry about it sex is sex after all u will be fine wink
Quote by Mal
His reply regarding cost of rooms.
hi there, its chris here, sorry i havent been able to post a reply, the computer went down the other night and hasnt long started working again,
im so sorry,
i would be able to pay for a couple of the rooms, we should be ok then hopefully.
Chris

I leave you all to make up your own minds as to to this. Forgive my scepticism, but he's 19 and only just joined the site a few days ago - very little detail on here about him, so worth reading his previous posts.
The rest is up to you!
Mal
theres only 1 woman so far so unless u having a all male gang bang u not need 2 rooms.....and if u are having a all male gang bang put me down for a front row seat lol
I have only been once and to be honest didn't rate the club that much, the bar area was very nice and so was the pool but to be honest thats all that i could say good about it, the play rooms was rubbish, they was either really small standing space only rooms in a caved area or rooms that looked like something out a nursing home with plastic covered single beds and hand basins on the wall :haha:
I found the people there very ignorant and noone out side their liitle group was welcome, we went with another couple and to be honest had a good night but only cause we went with friends i would not suggest any cplz going alone, we tryed a few times 2 chat to people only to be shunned.
May be we picked a bad night i don'w know dunno but it was enough to put me off ever going back
Quote by mrs cums
chek list.....................
VODKA..........................chek :shock: (spec for me laal mates sassy,sugs,paula,lusty,n ......................go on then NN)

bloody charming i'm sure lol
Quote by mrs cums
PULSATRON........................chek for all of above :twisted: :twisted: lol :giggle: :giggle:

now u know i'd don't indulge in such things :angel:
chek.....condoms for the guy i pull at the pub where ever he may be :haha:
Quote by mrs cums
chek list.....................
MORE MUNNY.................chek spec if we quiet ones going to lapdancing club :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:

ok so how much extra money do i need to take to said club? rotflmao
Quote by theone4u
ive been on here 6 months and found nothing!!

now i know its some years since i left shool but then dates just don't add up loon
Quote by Aldeway
just trying 2 say there are some really nice single guys out there u just have to look about 4 them wink

NN - LOOK no further!!!:
on my way :giggle:
Quote by martell
hi i take it no men allowed then sugs ????????????????????xxx

noooooooooooooooo
no men not even u lol
and sugs no1s as loud as paula ffs lol
Just got to ask
why is everyone so obsessed with posting about black men all of a sudden? dunno
just lately it seems everyday someones putting up a add about the colour of willys lol
why cares? if u like black men meet a black man, if u like white or asian meet them, if u greedy have a bloody mixed race gang bang lol hump
You don't see woman posting all the time moaning men don't want to meet their type, so men get over it and look for some1 who does what u rather than moaning about them who don't wink
Quote by Ice Pie
Maybe they got fed up with paying attention to couples with superior attitudes?

i totally agree with you there, many many cplz treat single men like they have the black death or something, not even giving them the time of day to even say hi in the chat room, i have seen it so many times when a single guys has said hi and the cpl str8 away gets defencive says, we don't talk to single men etc.....why don't u talk to single guys? i know its all our own choice but all because ur not looking to meet single men why does that mean u can't chat 2 them in a chat room or at least say hi?? and b4 u all say it i know they next line is usually...are u after single men? but if u say no thanx but happy 2 chat most are ok with that, i think the amount of pushy single guys on here are a very small percentage next 2 the amount who are actually members.
Quote by Ice Pie
Single males who behave like twats do so because they are twats, not because they are single males.

too right i have had couples mail me who are not what i am looking for does that make them twats too and should i be posting messages saying.....why can't cplz read? wink
Alison x
Quote by Jags
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Sand in my tush! :cry: :cry: :cry: Not worth the sex at all!
wink

i agree only had sex on the beach once in alcudia was like shagging with a sandpaper condom on :shock:
not nice i was sore for days after lol
Quote by Mikehboy19
It is racist!!! Man what about the asians? You just forgot to leave them out eh, cruel excuse for a site!!!

no its not rasist at all, so what u saying that u will have sex with anyone who asks u? i have many asian friends i live in tipton ffs theres more asian than white people here :haha: that don't mean i want to have sex with them but that also don't mean we can't be friends i do not consider myself to be rasist just cause i am not sexually attracted to a certain race and if u think thats what swinging is about, just shagging anyway as i assum u do by your above comment, then your in the wrong place wink
Quote by jack_daniels72
I've just seen an ad on another site (the horror !) requesting "Black or White Guys Only"
Is this racist ? Is it capable of producing a heated SH debate ?
Is the world flat ?

No of course its not racist, we all have our like and dislike and all because a certain kind of person don't float someones boat sexually that does not make them a racist, if a guy says no bi men please does that make him sexist? no course it don't!!
Quote by AndyS-NE
well put Mal
After all, everyone on here is looking for fun

To be pedantic - yes looking for fun in predefined agreement - again why be pushy and waste yours and others time, and thus painting a poor picture of single males??
To be totally honest i do find single guys on here a bit of a pain so i do not meet single men unless i have met them at a munch/party/club etc first, saying that all i have met have been really nice guys, maybe cause i only meet men i know and have met socially first i don't know, but just trying 2 say there are some really nice single guys out there u just have to look about 4 them wink
Quote by CandA
AS TITLE WHY DO SINGLE MALES NOT READ THE BLOODY POSTING CORRECT

whats this got to do with meeting up dunno
It is harder for a single guy to get meets theres no question about that, but i know a few single guys who get regular meets and thats cause they put the effort into going to munches etc, once u have put ur face about a bit and got urself know it will be easier, many people just see this as a sex site and arn't wanting to put any effoet into none sexual meet which is totally upto them but the fact of the matter is if u want meets most will want 2 get to know u first, i alwasy say to people who are after single woman put urself in their shoes, as a guy u have very little to worry about when meeting a woman as u are pretty much safe, but to a woman we have 2 think about our safty, and its just not safe 2 meet a total stranger off the net, if i am looking 4 a guy to meet i am more likely to meet one i know from a munch, club ir party than a total stranger not only cause of safty but also cause having already met u know u both like each other wink
Some women may just like black men more, i have read thro the adds and i can't see as many as u are making out there are after black men only, but at the end of the day people come on here to ask for what they are looking for, u can't say to a woman looking for a woman...why a woman whats up with us men lol so u can't be asking why they want black men it not get u a meet faster lol