Naughtynymphos1's Forum Posts

2 Jun 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
no way im posting a face pic for all to see!! wish i could, it would help me for sure! anyway im not here desperatly seeking sex, just trying to meet likeminded people!!!

So what we got to keep looking at your cock for then dunno

cause hes desperatly trying to meed like minded people? dunno

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2 Jun 2005

Quote by Ben1978
if you cant be bothered 'with doing with these crappy attempts' then hear this...
...i cant be doing with people who , although 'cant be doing with it,' still feel compelled to tell me they cant be doing with it!!!!

and i can't be doing with....................oh forget it bolt

lol

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2 Jun 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Come on there be sensible you lot no a real suggestion from the lot of you. Im going to complain to "back street heroes" if you dont all behave. Should I be wary of Viv, please sir. Asthetic to describe a bike, well its original. Gaz. Peace and love to all (except scooter riders and hairdryers)

naughtynymphos1 suggestion for GenHertsCpl to show her pics was a sensible suggestion dont you think wink

lmao u was just going to put a post up saying i was being serious :evil2:
:giggle:
Ok ok, pic is winging its way to Caitlins and NN's PM box....im too shy and retiring to post it on here! rolleyes

blimey thanx for that i'm all of a fluster now, ok wheres the toy box hump

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2 Jun 2005

i have had a few recoreded message phone calls saying i could have won a holiday etc, i usually just put the phone down cause i work oh the basis that noone give u anything for nothing and even if u ever do win anything u have to chase them up they don't call u :giggle:

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2 Jun 2005

Quote by Zx6ninja
Anyone into harleys and riding the chrome beast. (female)

I ride race reps but am looking round for a pro-street harley chopper with an S & S engine cool

sorry for the thread hijack but.....
your signatures kicking m8 :giggle: u ain't got long black hair by any chance lol dark brown will do wink

ok ok u can have ur thread back lol

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2 Jun 2005

Quote by da69ve
the bit i never understand is british gas can provide cheeper gas and leccy than scottish power, npower can provide cheeper than bother of these two and yorkshire leccy can beat the lot of them on prices and they all have a bit of paper work to prove it lol so who is the god damn cheepest lol

It bugs me when they knock on your door saying their gas or electricity is cheaper than who you are presently with......then they try and get you to sign on the dotted line before you even have a chance to think about it......then when you say no they look at you like you have just wasted their time......hang on.....they knoocked on my door first!! mad

yeah or they look at u like your stupid and say something like....oh so u don't want to save money then confused

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2 Jun 2005

Quote by Ben1978
plus its 7.4 inches....i feel the photo is letting me down, thanks for confirming the poor representation my penis is going through.

and that .4 makes all the difference eh :giggle:
sorry i havn't looked cause i can't be doing with these crap attepmts to get people to nose at their profiles (*cought* mines 58264 :evil2: ) they not gunna meet u anyway lol

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2 Jun 2005

Quote by cuddly-catlin
Come on there be sensible you lot no a real suggestion from the lot of you. Im going to complain to "back street heroes" if you dont all behave. Should I be wary of Viv, please sir. Asthetic to describe a bike, well its original. Gaz. Peace and love to all (except scooter riders and hairdryers)

naughtynymphos1 suggestion for GenHertsCpl to show her pics was a sensible suggestion dont you think wink

lmao u was just going to put a post up saying i was being serious :evil2:

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2 Jun 2005

Quote by bluexxx
I walked past one once and ignored him. He actually chased me and grabbed my arm to stop me :shock: ... he probably gussed by the look on my face that not letting go sharpish would result in him losing his teeth .

I had that once with people collecting for under privalaged (or however u spell it lol) kids, now we are not rich we work normal jobs for a avarage wage and i have 3 kids of my own all on the want and wanting more and more the older they get, i'm sure u all know the feeling, so if i have any spare money it goes to my children not other peoples, sorry but thats how i feel, and i told him so, and he told me i should be ashamed of myself and i had a crappy attitude......now correct me if i'm wrong but iof everyone had my attitude there would be no under privalaged kids, and anyway hes not stood there 4 free!!!

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2 Jun 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
ps. got some saucy pics taken on hubbys bike!
Can now hear her PM box kick into action...lol

lets have a look then wink

lol

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2 Jun 2005

the bit i never understand is british gas can provide cheeper gas and leccy than scottish power, npower can provide cheeper than bother of these two and yorkshire leccy can beat the lot of them on prices and they all have a bit of paper work to prove it lol so who is the god damn cheepest lol

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2 Jun 2005

mmmm sex on a moving bike? interesting.....nope but i'm game if you are wink

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2 Jun 2005

Ok i know its a odd typic on a swinger site but reading thro some its not the only one :evil2:
Now my question is does anyone else get totally f****d off with the amount of people stopping you while your going stopping? if its not someone trying to get you to use their gas and electric, its catalogues, have u had a accident in the past 6 months madam (no but if u don't naff off you will lol), people trying to get u to use their calls on ur bt line they have even got them stood in supermarkets now flogging u credit cards!!! do i go into the bank for a tin of beans?? no!!! when shopping in dudley the other day i was stopped 12 in about a 5/10 mins walk, i'm now getting to the point i just totally ignor them and walk on which i feel is totally rude really!!!
is it just me that feels like this? or do other accept these people as part of shopping? mad

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2 Jun 2005

If you call your phone provider they can get u a withheld number, i have had it with some calls my daughters was getting and telewest got me the number 2 pass onto the police i understand BT are not as helpfull tho
P.S will teach me to read the thread proper b4 i reply didn't see hornyred had already had mu idea rolleyes

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2 Jun 2005

i very much doubt that this person is just a member of swingingheaven and got ur number thro the site, sounds like a prank to me, have you thought that this person maybe someone u know personally, work m8, neighbour etc who has joined the site and seen you pics wink

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2 Jun 2005

i'm into riding any beast :rascal:

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2 Jun 2005

i'm happy to say i havn't got a clue what ur on about, BB is crap and shame on u lol

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2 Jun 2005

Quote by salt_n_pepper
im from mansfield .....but theres your luck im staying at leicesershire this week oh im over 30 as well sorry

hey we don't all ant under 30 u know :rascal:

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2 Jun 2005

there are a few people meeting up at chams next week, on the 10th, maybe a good way to get to know a few people and go to the club for the fist time knowing u wont be alone, if u would like to come theres a thread on the forum add your name maybe see you there :thumbup:

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2 Jun 2005

Quote by salt_n_pepper
men with long hair for me mmmmmmmmm keiths is sexy underwear

thought that said Keith in sexy underwear then :rascal:
have to admit i rather like long haired guys i never really saw it as a fettish tho u mush be kinkier than me what do ya do with it? lol :giggle:

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2 Jun 2005

Quote by Nomad_Soul
hey i'm a female from mansfield but moved now and over 30. does that count lol

Well move back quickly lol

We need all the fems we can get around here lol

Oh ok m8 just for you :thumbup:
i'll meet you half way at if you not there i'll start without you :rascal:

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2 Jun 2005

If i take my posting off can i have a smackbottom

oh gwan you know you wonna :rascal:
:evil2:
xxx

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1 Jun 2005

hey i'm a female from mansfield but moved now and over 30. does that count lol

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1 Jun 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Have you got a wife then Alison

ermmm i didn't last time i looked lol
not sure paul would need a strap on even if he did offer to help u which i very much doubt lol

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1 Jun 2005

we will be there going with a cpl of newbies off the site so be gentle with them rotflmao

see u there wink

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1 Jun 2005

Welcome Welcome Welcome
Hope you find everything ur looking for :rascal:
was lovely to meet u both last week *ahem* naked in the jacuzzi :scared: i dunno bloody bad influance you are :giggle:
Cya soon
Alison and Paul

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1 Jun 2005

Quote by Scandal
If you a large amount of one item,pineapples or anything....I'm sure there would be some kind of taste.......so who likes Strawberry flavoured spunk then?

I've seen people at munches obviously putting that theory to the test with vodka Dave! lol

:shock:

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1 Jun 2005

Quote by steveg_nw
If I swallow a Â£1 coin every day for a week will mine taste of money?
Never met a woman yet that doesn't like to blow money!!
Steve

can u manage Â£2 coins steve lol blast

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1 Jun 2005

Quote by bluetvr
I heard that if you eat a lot o pineapples it makes your spunk taste of them.
Has any woman ever cum across this phenomina?
Does any woman want to conduct an experiment with me?

jusy a thought
so just how many pineapples are u willing to eat in the name of a shag, i hear u need to eat at least 100 let see u cumming after that little lot lol blast

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1 Jun 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Not come across this phenomenon, no. Another crude attempt at getting someone interested? Weren't you the one who asked everyone to go look at your ad to comment on the size of your 'nob'?
This was posted yesterday morning:
Well you have seen through my thinly disguised plan.
I was fun, but it did not work that well as i did not get any offers.
I was thinking of maybe a taste test for ladies. What do you think?
I heard that if you eat a lot of pineapples it makes your spunk taste of them.

:evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
didn't you say you didn't get any replys to ur other 'add' either? :giggle:

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