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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by salt_n_pepper
we will be comming xxx
oh if you see us be sure to give me a kiss as its my birthday on the 11th june :thrilled:

oh i've got some vodka in the fridge u can have that for ya pressy :haha:
Anyone else wanting to come get ur names down less than a week to go hump
Quote by freckledbird
bloody hell are u on here now going on about ya black cock :doh:

Do you know him Alison? biggrin
no i don't know him but hes already had a thread locked in the cafe cause he kept posting the same thing over and over asking who likes black cocks and to tell him whats so good about them lol
Me thinks hes just fishing wink
Quote by manofmuchfun
Next time then..... biggrin biggrin biggrin
and as your over 30........you can come to our next party ! biggrin

oi i'm over 30 as well u know lol
Quote by tonysb09
if he can so can i..pmsl.....
:shock: http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-301114.html :shock:
lets see how many derogatory comments i get..... biggrin

humm i've seen that b4 somewhere :grin:
Quote by salt_n_pepper
well come and say hi if u see anyone lol

you will be busy doing something else 69position passionkiss smackbottom hump :cheers: :smoke: :giggle:
wait for me bolt
Quote by lechatnoir
All my facts are roughly in the right ball park, Just thought that slightly masking my real identity, my save any embarisment. i do not know who reads this board, I work in a large company, and know many people and | am slightly nervous, not overly, just a little bit.

Well if anyone see's u on here u know don't worry about it we all here 4 the same reason they hardly going to say to every1...hey guess who i saw while browsing the swingers site :haha:
Quote by salt_n_pepper
so come on tell us how old you really are smackbottom

21 :angel:
smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom :smoke:
think someone is telling me fibs :giggle:
ok ok i'm 18 really i just lied so as not to make all u oldies feel bad flipa
Quote by mojobiker
I think I am going to have to resort to paying £300+ for an escorting couple!

couples can earn £300 u say :rascal:
Quote by Nomad_Soul
hey i'm a female from mansfield but moved now and over 30. does that count lol

Well move back quickly lol We need all the fems we can get around here lol
Oh ok m8 just for you :thumbup:
i'll meet you half way at if you not there i'll start without you :rascal:
Just setting off now..........bring some biccies. I've got a flask of coffee lol lol
ffs hurry up will ya bet that coffee gone cold now rolleyes
Well I waited at Halfway as we agreed, drank all the coffee myself, had a couple of pees, and now I have to go home to get ready for work. Sorry to have missed you. We must try again another time xxxxxxxxxx
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
ffs u was on the wrong side of the road, didn't u see me wave as i drove past? :haha:
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
hiya
welcome to you both
tip watch out for crazy woman in jaqcuzzis and dont give her lager
voddy xxxxxxxx

just going for a wee but i'll deal with u later young lady :haha:
Quote by salt_n_pepper
hey i'm a female from mansfield but moved now and over 30. does that count lol

Well move back quickly lol We need all the fems we can get around here lol
Oh ok m8 just for you :thumbup:
i'll meet you half way at if you not there i'll start without you :rascal:
Just setting off now..........bring some biccies. I've got a flask of coffee lol lol
ffs hurry up will ya bet that coffee gone cold now rolleyes
you can warm it up for us tomorrow if you like
biggrin
you not bring that plonker for mansfield are u? maybe he wants 2 women over 30 now :haha:
Quote by rachel-lane
Hi Everyone,
We have een a voyuer on this site for a little while, without really replying to much just the odd post here and there.
Anyways, if anyone is qualified to answer this qestion it will be surly the regulars of this forum.
We/ I am looking to buy my girlfriend a new sex toy to spice up our a sex life somemore. We just have a bog standed Vibrator at the moment and i want to suprise her with something bit more exciting.
So any ideas would be much appreciated?
cheers
L and I

bag of chips and a can of fanta and im there lol
i've only got so will panda pop do? :haha:
Quote by cuddly-catlin
Get her a electric toothbrush, there great mmmmmmmmm biggrin

what she said wink
i swear by mine
wow sorry but i have to ask how my asking if street sales people annoy you got onto CDs, TVs, DVDs and big issue's rotflmao
Quote by Nomad_Soul
hey i'm a female from mansfield but moved now and over 30. does that count lol

Well move back quickly lol We need all the fems we can get around here lol
Oh ok m8 just for you :thumbup:
i'll meet you half way at if you not there i'll start without you :rascal:
Just setting off now..........bring some biccies. I've got a flask of coffee lol lol
ffs hurry up will ya bet that coffee gone cold now rolleyes
Quote by nathanr89
Hiya people.....i would love to meet you all..please state a time and location
cheers

just out of interest why are u pming me when u have asked for a female between 18 and 30 and i have already said i am over 30 confused
Quote by Bloke2005
did someone mention arses? :twisted: biggrin :shock:

yeah me u bend over i'll get the lube out wink
Quote by Sexysteph
ive already attracted enough nobs for one day wink

You Cruel lot been wearing strap-ons for the poor lad?

ffs going for a play now all this talk of arses and strap ons is to much for me :haha:
Quote by bluexxx
hmmm ok go on then...have a peek...

OK I looked and it looks the same as most other cock shots and its boring rolleyes
Yes, it is a boring pic... the lighting is all wrong... but I'm sure the burly types in men seeking men won't care, they just want a cute arse :lickface: :haha: ... put an arse pic up Ben, that will give the guys something to wank over :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
stop it blue your turning me on rotflmao
Quote by Dawn_Mids
now im asking you not to bother!!!!
wink

Make you mind up FFS rolleyes
hes doing that reverse do dar thing, telling u not to look in the hope u will :giggle:
Reverse psychology dunno
well it worked u all looked lol
Quote by Ben1978
godammit naughty, thats what im talking about....why bother posting in the first place, if an advert says 'look at my nob' and you being of the 'i dont like to look at nobs because ive seen so many nobs im justy hoping one day somone will show me a square one just so i can have some variety' type, then maybe dont look at the post.
he he

see i got him sussed wink
Quote by Dawn_Mids
now im asking you not to bother!!!!
wink

Make you mind up FFS rolleyes
hes doing that reverse do dar thing, telling u not to look in the hope u will :giggle:
Quote by Ben1978
you dont have to look at my cock at all....or even bother to waste yer time posting..................but you do....so you might as well comment on it, since you cant help yourself! lol

i havn't commented on ur knob at all if u read, i havn't even looked at ur add so wouldn't know what it looks like 2 comment, wouldn igaine it looks like every other knob on here tho lol