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6 Jun 2005

no its not the law that they have to have wheel chair access, they would never get past the fire safty cheak if it was, probem is most clubs have more than 1 floor cause u can get more stuff in less floor space than having it on a ground floor, i guess they figure the very small percentage of wheel chair bound customers just arn't worth the extra money needed to go into lifts etc sad

sad

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Jiggle
Well can't take anything for granted can u lol
Looks like lists closed then, do u need a bloody lift n all
Thanx for all the PMs even to tho who didn't want to go to chams but felt the need to PM me anyway offering something else :haha:
Alison xxx

i can meet you at chams if ya want. just let me know when you are gonna get there!... its only a short bus ride from my house!.... smile

smile

will catch you in MSN / PM / Chat
Jiggle
ok don't forget the condoms :haha:
bet ya blushing now aintcha? rotflmao

rotflmao

6 Jun 2005

Quote by gingerjo-lee
just ask
as thats what i would want from a CPL when i meet on my own
im on a meet tonight for a drink me and a cpl hopes they dont say get your nips out lets look at your rings lol
thanks jo

but the difference is ur a known swingers jo and ur meeting with the view 2 have sex if u get on, these people are on about normal friends they want 2 cross over into the swinging world, in my opinion not a good mix

6 Jun 2005

Quote by cool4catz
God you lot are sick! :P

and ur point is?

6 Jun 2005

u better send me ur phone number so i can text u ur daily reminder lol
chin up we all have moments like this passionkiss

passionkiss

6 Jun 2005

Personally i would never ask a friend from outside the swinging scene if they wanted to have sex with me/us, it can cause lots of problems and u could end up offending, embarressing her and even loosing a real friend, or she may say yes and all regreat it after or on the other hand she could be well up for it and it may be the start of good things to come, question is are u willing to take that chance?
If u meet someone on here and things don't go to plan u don't have to see them again its not that easy with a friend wink

wink

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
some of us men still like to practice the art of foreplay

I should bloody well hope so :eeek:
well i don't believe him :haha: only reason i shag women is cause its the only way of getting any oral lol confused

confused

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Alfbede
Personally I am not so much interested in meeting someone as I am in havig fun in the forums - but it is annoying that people are just out to waste our time....

how can people be wasting ur time if you more bothered about having fun on the forum? confused

confused

6 Jun 2005

hey its ur cock u can wash it as fast as u like wink

wink

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Ben1978
sounds like the making of a good porn film, a young buck (like moi!) walks in on his boss rubbing one out, then she demands he satisfy her, first orally, then she give him a long blow job before mounting him aggressivly shouting...'dont you ever stop fucking me or your fired'.....ahem..
i am available for this fantasy.

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if i can just swap 1 line to 'cum and ya fired' i'm in lol

lol

cause i think that sounds better :haha:

6 Jun 2005

still say it a odd thing to have on there lol
whos are they tho thats what i wonna know confused

confused

6 Jun 2005

what a load of bollox :haha:

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Alison if Jiggle does let you down, which I know he won't, then you could always ask David48

well david was at the top of my list but seeing as he's in such high demand i thought i best not waste my time asking lol

6 Jun 2005

Quote by marmalaid
It's obviously...
Does this help?

no not really confused

confused

its obviously raw meat of some kind but i'm still having probs working it out lol
so what is it and more to the point why the feck would u want a pic of a dead animal confused

confused

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6 Jun 2005

I asked him as well but no reply confused

confused

6 Jun 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
the only bit of advice that i can give on the topic is apparently do not use the "listerine" ones... they can burn...... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
sean xxxxxxxxxxx

deep heats not a good idea either :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :fuckinghell:
bolt

bolt

<<<<off for the shower head :haha:

6 Jun 2005

Well can't take anything for granted can u lol
Looks like lists closed then, do u need a bloody lift n all rotflmao

rotflmao

Thanx for all the PMs even to tho who didn't want to go to chams but felt the need to PM me anyway offering something else :haha:
Alison xxx

5 Jun 2005

Quote by BiWelshMinx
I don't mind putting a show on..but I don't think I'd like someone to catch me in the act

Minx xx

Whoo hoo put a show on 4 me then luv :haha:
seriously tho i am more than happy to have a fiddle with myself when playing with someone but as for getting cought.......no i think i'd feel rather redface

redface

5 Jun 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
just get known in here ...............and get ya self to a munch.....and you will be on ya way
Hope this helps
Debsxxxxxxxxxxx

Yes i have to admit munches are the best way to get know, tho they are social nights they are great fun and u get come back from them from the people u have met wink

wink

5 Jun 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
I like ironing, gives me time to zone out and stop thinking, but not so much that I do anything dangerous.
I have thought about dabbling in ironing other people's stuff for a price, but only if there's good stuff on TV

i know this is a bit of a thread hijack but gott ask......what the hell is that pic of? lol

5 Jun 2005

Quote by blueyes0100
Hi
I would love to meet up with you especially as I have never been their before and I am sure we both will have lots of fun.... I also live locally
K x

Have they moved london then? :giggle:

5 Jun 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Hi all
My hubby can no longer make the Chameleons meet i have been arranging on here for this friday so if any single guys would like to hook up to go leave a message or send me a pm and i'll get back to you, would sooner it be someone i know but not to fussy lol obviously nothing expected just thought i'd help someone out seeing as i'm going in alone
Alison xxx

Why don't you go with Jiggle dunno

dunno

biggrin

He may not want to go with me lol
I'm sure he will stick his name down if he does wink

wink

5 Jun 2005

Quote by blanco
I don't know you from Adam but if you can accomodate I'll be up for it as I've never been there but heard good reports about it

no sorry i can't accomadate as i have kids so don't take men home after so someone local would be handy lol

5 Jun 2005

Hi all
My hubby can no longer make the Chameleons meet i have been arranging on here for this friday sad

sad

so if any single guys would like to hook up to go leave a message or send me a pm and i'll get back to you, would sooner it be someone i know but not to fussy lol obviously nothing expected just thought i'd help someone out seeing as i'm going in alone smile

smile

Alison xxx

5 Jun 2005

sorry to hear that jo, have taken your name off sad

sad

5 Jun 2005

me coming just hope u don't fart in ya sleep sugs n lusty lol

5 Jun 2005

we didn't get any meets at all till we was lucky enough to get a invite to a house party where a few of the room regulars where, after that we was known as genuine and people wanted 2 meet and got other party invites, people will not meet u unless u are known to be genuine in my opinion

5 Jun 2005

Quote by Riff Raff
I've been told that some women like to rub in toothpaste as an alternative.

Toothpaste and the good old leccy toothbrush.....what more can i say? wink

wink

air waves are quite good too

5 Jun 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
now fred
you know how sweet and innocent i am
:angel: :angel: :angel:

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bolt

what she said :laughabove:
so it was another voddy i saw at chams then :confused2:

5 Jun 2005

no comment :gagged: lol